Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML
Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML
Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I had a surprise birthday party for my mom who turned 57. About an hour into the party, I look over at my mom and she was grinding all over my best friend while holding a bottle of tequila in her hand, and a pair of leopard skin panties hanging out of her pants. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML
Today, I was at a friend's party. Her neighbor and I really hit it off. We went off into the woods and left everyone, including her parents, at the bonfire. We started hooking up when my friend ran over. Apparently they could see everything. We had on glow stick necklaces and bracelets. FML
Today, I pretended to be asleep when my mom and her best friend came home because I was tired as hell and I didn't want to be around them. I was then treated to a loud conversation about my mom's first time with a woman through our paper-thin walls. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and I had one to many and my best friend and my boyfriend had to take me home. We went back to my apartment and all squeezed together in my bed. During the night I got sick and spent the rest of the night on the bathroom floor. Later I found out that they'd fucked in my bed. FML
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xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
that's hot.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
I don't think that's her phone vibrating
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FFML_314 12
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How do you know she went to town on herself? Did she stop saying "harder daddy, yeah baby!" ?
papaguna 0
the friend went down on herself, not the mother
FFML_314 12
Blast! I read the last part wrong! FML.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
No, she went to town on herself. I doubt there are many people in the world who are limber enough to go down on themselves. LERN 2 REED!!!11one
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Maybe there are more people with that ability than we think, Trollz. They're just all too busy to make themselves known through Internet polls and whatnot. ;) BTW, can giraffes and ostriches/emus perform such a feat? Seems like a waste of a long neck if the answer is no, but then again, you spend an awful lot of time on here for the answer to be yes. O.o Unless you're an asexual rarity in the animal kingdom, that is.
Instablend 3
I would have cried. traumatizing, op.
Quest_ 13
You should have helped her out. Like a real friend.
CRrawsum 7
Damn hahahahahahaha!!! FYL
delicious_nom_no 0
that's hot.
misfitSuperStar 0
Ewww!! Talk about a nightmare camping trip!! FYL!!! FYL HARD, op!!!!
LemonSabotage 0
correction; more like that's what the boyfriend was busy doing to OP's mom :)
uniongirl02 0
at least it wasn't the same tent but still fyl
kennedy114 0
Pervert.
bummervacation 10
Ew.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for camping. YDI for having a fornicator for a mom. YDI for having a mom. YDI for not assisting your friend. Some friend you are! Also, of course, PICS/VID! OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
shadyecko 0
I have much to learn from you...