Life's a beach

By Brittanyy_leigh - 17/12/2009 07:57 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
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aback 4

He wanted to be able to say that his dick had made you sore, and that was the only way.

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Gulo_fml 0

Can somebody explain to me how she could have had a penis BURNED onto her back without her noticing/thinking that her boyfriend was putting on sunscreen? Sunscreen doesn't hurt. The only thing I can think of would be a magnifying glass, but you would know if that has happening because of the extreme levels of pain.

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Ascaryrobot 0

You're a ******* idiot, I'm not going to explain it to you because you just won't learn.

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kitten1323 19

are you ******* retarded!? he put the sunscreen on her BACK but left part of her back without sunscreen on it. That one part was shaped like a penis she got SUNBURNED!!! God your a ******* idiot!!!! She cant see her back and sunburn doesnt hurt when you get you your skin justs gets warm, please PLEASE do us a favor and kill yourself! please!!! just kill yourself so noone has to deal with your stupidity anymore

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MyWay95 0

the "kill yourself" part was a little harsh but i basically agree

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Dopeyrox 0

your boyfriends stupid now as revenge you can say your penis is bigger than his :D

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jessxoxo28 5

WOW, lmao!!! ur bf is so immature. u should get a real man

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HahaBob 0

AHAHAHA!!! This made me laugh out loud. I like this.. Your guy's a douche though.

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bostonfan 0

i really don't know what #2 was talking about i don't like (most) immature humor but "epic" and "win" definately describe this. and yes, I "giggled my balls off". take the stick out of your ass and enjoy the humor.

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razz122 5

thats hilarious. time for the tanning booth.

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lilah09 0

Youre clearly not from australia. We know all the health risks and blah blah blah its drowned into us from day one, at the same time its not THAT big a deal, yeah sunburn aint good, but seriously just ctfo. Oops this was aimed at some dude who freaked out about sunburn and cancer

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ashiiya 0

Haha it's not a matter of "it'll be there forever". More like the fact that he would do such a thing, especially when he's her boyfriend......it's kind of disappointing, even when I don't know the person. Any guy who would do that to his girl and think it's funny should just go crawl into a cave and die. It's not even funny - if that happened to me, I would've friggin smashed their face in.

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lilah09 0

wow what an over reaction that would be

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Circled 0

I agree..it seems like something a 4 year old boy would do and laugh at. He let his girlfriend get sunburned as a joke..I don't think beating him up is the answer but that really wasn't nice, sunburns are painful = If he was THAT determined to make that kind of a joke, he could've at least done it in a way that wouldn't end in her physical pain = Marker or something. Still mean and immature.. OP, your boyfriend needs to grow up and I think you'd be better off without him..

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watchforzombies 0

LMAO! This just made my day! Thanks for sharing that! Sorry that you got a sunburn, though. =[

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