Today, I was cuddling with the man I've been seeing, and he started caressing the mammoth of all pimples on my back. He continued fondling me while lecturing me on the dangers of skin cancer. FML
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Ali_Br_fml
| 33
Wow, they always go right to the most embarrassing parts. He couldn't just leave it be? My boyfriend always seems to zone in on the thing I'm trying to hide most.
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DRaffie
| 18
At least he cares about you, right?
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Julian_s1234
| 11
First comment. Lol to your case
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izzie321
| 27
First to thumbs down your comment. Leave the first comment for something clever and funny, dude. Come on.
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Ali_Br_fml
| 33
Wow, they always go right to the most embarrassing parts. He couldn't just leave it be? My boyfriend always seems to zone in on the thing I'm trying to hide most.
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TrippingOnAcid
| 29
Amen, why does he like stroking my flabby tummy?
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TommyGun85
| 19
The bits you are most self conscious about probably never enter your partners mind. They are probably more than happy with every part of your body.
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DRaffie
| 18
At least he cares about you, right?
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Brandi_Faith
| 33
Actually not really. He was purposely pointing out something that the op was most likely embarrassed about and acne can't even lead to skin cancer, so his comments made no sense. He did nothing but point out op's flaws and probably embarrass her. Not cool.
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bapbap_fml
| 15
#26, I thought it seemed obvious that he thought it was a mole or some sort of skin tag or lesion. Who rubs a pimple? That's gross.
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kbecks87
| 16
"The mammoth of all pimples..."
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olliebush123
| 15
How romantic
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halcyon93
| 16
That's hot.
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aeryn97
| 17
but...pimples don't lead to skin cancer...sunburns do... :/ fyl
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ginger90
| 3
he probably thought it was a mole, they are a sign of skin cancer if raised above the surface
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Ohitsariel
| 25
that's not necessarily true #7, the warning signs include asymmetry, border, color, and diameter. They are the ABCD's of melanoma!
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aeryn97
| 17
yes for moles...not pimples. most people can tell between a zit and a mole
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nonsensical
| 26
Did he not know it was a pimple?
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shadowdragon0820
| 20
What else could it have been?
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MmmPinkTacos
| 11
Skin cancer
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iiTzNeeNerz
| 26
A number of things #11. It could have been epidermoid cyst for all he knew. Dr. Pimple popper anyone?
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nickie_94
| 18
Ohh that is so cringe worthy
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soulreaper12296
| 28
At least he has your health in mind...in a kinda weird way.
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NH_Freelancer
| 19
Just be glad he didn't try to use it as a third nipple...
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SixthSinEnvy
| 39
...I just got an image of him sucking and it exploding in his mouth. Thank you for sending my imagination on another cring-worthy ride.
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Dale_shackleford
| 13
Thanks for describing the image. We all wanted to imagine it.
/sarc
/sarc
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SixthSinEnvy
| 39
What can I say? Misery loves company.
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Dilexar
| 26
Nope. That's disgusting. All aboard the Nope Train to Fuckthatville