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Yeah raccoons don't like being startled by having their homes roof removed. Haha.
Adult diapers are never a bad thing!
Damn! So much for being industrious when you're sick. That's horrible! I would have been scared to death. Hats off to you for at least trying to take out the trash even though you were sick. By the way, I think it's interesting that, and none of these posts I have read, I have never seen the original poster comment back. Except for maybe wants.
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Try again dude
This is what I hate about Grammar nazis. They have nothing better to do and don't even provide real insight to the FML or offer a funny joke after correcting the grammar. I'm not impressed when all I see is corrections as comments, seriously. I don't care if I get thumbed up or down. Just stating my onion.
They may not provide insight, but it can provide humor when people go on rants about how it is the Internet and spelling doesn't matter (after they have been corrected). After all, who doesn't enjoy reading the occasional thread of rants?
I'm sorry, but when I realized you wrote "I'm just stating my onion" I laughed SO hard. Not being a grammar nazi, just thought I'd share. Good thing you corrected yourself though!
62 - I only do it cause of my OCD. The mistake will just crawl at my skin until someone will fix it. But other people do it just to get them mad.
Nope. I actually don't eat much cereal. I just pour it out of the bag and smash it dead.
At least you aren't full of shit anymore...Better out than in ;)
Well, now it's in OP's pants.
That's a great image -_- Poor OP
If I was the raccoon I would totally be scarred
Do you mean the parents having sex or an incestual raccoon threesome?
I meant scarred...and why did you have to bring up raccoon sex...Ew?
*OP opens lid* racoon: SHIT!! *smells*
Atleast u were not in public, that would've been shitty. Im sorry for OP and my cliche pun.
Wow! Your humor is so funny! NOT!
And I learned the priorities reading this post.
*gasp* a raccoon! Natures ninja!
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I'm sure the raccoon felt the same way.
he was waiting for the perfect moment to get you