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I'm sure the raccoon felt the same way.

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I'm sure the raccoon felt the same way.

Yeah raccoons don't like being startled by having their homes roof removed. Haha.

Adult diapers are never a bad thing!

Damn! So much for being industrious when you're sick. That's horrible! I would have been scared to death. Hats off to you for at least trying to take out the trash even though you were sick. By the way, I think it's interesting that, and none of these posts I have read, I have never seen the original poster comment back. Except for maybe wants.

Did u get a upset stomach from to much cereal? (look at his name)

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This is what I hate about Grammar nazis. They have nothing better to do and don't even provide real insight to the FML or offer a funny joke after correcting the grammar. I'm not impressed when all I see is corrections as comments, seriously. I don't care if I get thumbed up or down. Just stating my onion.

Opinion* I corrected myself. Don't worry.

They may not provide insight, but it can provide humor when people go on rants about how it is the Internet and spelling doesn't matter (after they have been corrected). After all, who doesn't enjoy reading the occasional thread of rants?

I'm sorry, but when I realized you wrote "I'm just stating my onion" I laughed SO hard. Not being a grammar nazi, just thought I'd share. Good thing you corrected yourself though!

62 - I only do it cause of my OCD. The mistake will just crawl at my skin until someone will fix it. But other people do it just to get them mad.

Nope. I actually don't eat much cereal. I just pour it out of the bag and smash it dead.

he was waiting for the perfect moment to get you

At least you aren't full of shit anymore...Better out than in ;)

Well, now it's in OP's pants.

That's a great image -_- Poor OP

Trolled by a raccoon... Lol!

If I was the raccoon I would totally be scarred

Do you mean "scarred" or "scared?" Raccoons are wusses like people who get permanent mental traumas from mildly frightening events. If there were three raccoons in there, and two were the parents of the third, and they were having sex, yeah, the other one could be scarred for life.

Do you mean the parents having sex or an incestual raccoon threesome?

Hmm raccoon sex in a trash can? Yep that sounds pretty scary to me

I meant scarred...and why did you have to bring up raccoon sex...Ew?

*OP opens lid* racoon: SHIT!! *smells*

Atleast u were not in public, that would've been shitty. Im sorry for OP and my cliche pun.

5, I don't know which is worse: your horrible attempt at humor or your classy profiles pic.

Wow! Your humor is so funny! NOT!

52- WOW neither is yours :D

And I learned the priorities reading this post.

Shit before taking out the garbage?

Those damn raccoons.

*gasp* a raccoon! Natures ninja!

"He's more scared of you than you are of it." they say. I say BS.

Raccoons are fucking evil. I had one latch ahold of my boot one day when I was chasing it outta my yard with a bat. I had a dog and raccoons are known to have some diseases so all you PETA people don't bitch about "cruelty to rabid animals".

Oh PETA. Don't get me started on that lot.

The raccoon wasn't probably very happy with you exploding outside and making his house stink up. The value could go down with neighbors like that! But it does suck for you op. Rocky sends his apologies.

The raccoons strike again, those furry little bastards....