Health, Pranks and Sunburn: Life's a beach

Life's a beach

By Brittanyy_leigh - 17/12/2009 07:57 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML

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You deserved it 6 014

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By Beccarr - 01/07/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, it was boiling hot so my boyfriend and I decided to sunbathe in the garden and ended up falling asleep for a few hours. Not only is my back so burnt that I can't lie down, I also have a white hand print on my upper back where my boyfriend had left his arm while we slept. FML

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You deserved it 45 643

By poopedon - 26/04/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, I was at the beach and fell asleep in the sun. When I woke up, there was a blob of sunscreen on my leg. Thinking it was my boyfriend who was sweet enough to squeeze sunscreen for me, I rubbed it into my leg. After smelling my hands, I discovered it was bird poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 04:03 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used the lotion to write "I Love Little Boys". I work as a children's swimming instructor. FML

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You deserved it 6 231

By Burned - 05/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I went to the beach with my friends to show off my engagement ring. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up extremely sunburnt to a text from my boyfriend confessing that he's been cheating on me. I gave him the ring back. Now I have its tan line on my finger. FML

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You deserved it 7 078

By Crashburn - 16/01/2012 11:09 - United Kingdom

Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML

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You deserved it 15 389

By ilovedirt - 10/07/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML

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You deserved it 3 764

By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 12:56 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML

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You deserved it 4 467

By tooembarrassed - 12/02/2016 15:13 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was cuddling with the man I've been seeing, and he started caressing the mammoth of all pimples on my back. He continued fondling me while lecturing me on the dangers of skin cancer. FML

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You deserved it 1 992

By Dlpnlvr85 - 10/07/2016 18:43 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I woke up to find some really weird stuff in my bed. We just got back from vacation in Florida, and my husband burned really bad. I woke up to his peeled off skin all over my face. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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You deserved it 10 369

Anteezy 7

Thursday 17 December 2009 16:13

haha genius.

aback 4

Thursday 17 December 2009 16:43

He wanted to be able to say that his dick had made you sore, and that was the only way.

Comments

cchamp27 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 18:35

you weren't suspicious when he was applying the sunscreen with ONE FINGER?

AntiChrist7 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 18:38

So why do you date a 7 year old? YDI

SeximusPrime 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 18:44

He just showed you what a dick he is, literally. DUMP HIM.

catatonicsleep 17

Thursday 17 December 2009 18:49

now make him rub after sun into your back every night until you are healed

myk_fml 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 18:50

hey I think I saw the picture of it on the Internet.

robertsk89 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 19:21

what a deck!!!!

fYOURlife1989 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 19:30

hey...at least your boyfriend's penis is "giant" :)

ashleynonymous 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 19:49

Purchase powdered red food dye. Say you have to use the restroom before he takes a shower. Go in bathroom, remove shower head, pour food dye into said shower head and screw back on. prank worked if you hear bf screaming from bathroom.

357oboh 0

Friday 18 December 2009 2:05

LOL GOOD SHIT :D

azure8787 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 19:55

Dump him because he played a joke on you? Dude. People are stupid. A healthy sense of humor makes for a better relationship.

Confuzzledmuch 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 20:13

This isn't funny, this is awful. What an immature asshole! I'd break up with him. And for all you people joking about sunburn, it's not a joke. All it takes is one serious burn to get skin cancer and seeing no sunscreen was put on it could be this one. How do you know that she doesn't have a ball or a photoshoot etc to go to?

superkitten_fml 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 20:19

#42 - If OP is the type of person to go to balls and photoshoots regularly, then what the hell is she doing on FML? :) Also, if it's not that bad of a burn it will fade soon, I'd get a little mad at him but wouldn't be able to stop laughing about it xD