By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
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ThatsAli3 0

I'd be like. Nope. She thinks you're an ass hole who no longer has a girlfriend

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carriema 7

Hey, you never know. Don't assume. He could be meaning to text his friend, about how his mom thinks he has work. Don't judge.

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tehhboss 6

Or maybe he's talking about his boss thinks he at work.

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ajh557 22

Or even if he is talking about his gf having work maybe he is having a guy friend that she doesn't like over and she doesn't want them to hang out.

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ThatsAli3 0

I'd be like. Nope. She thinks you're an ass hole who no longer has a girlfriend

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PhishloverA 14

#3 the only problem with what you said is you're being too nice. I'd say something a lot worse and use first person

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Ugi 26

I'm with #3 - but first you change the locks & throw all his stuff out on the curb (assuming you share a place or he has a key). Cheating scumbag.

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Horsempeg 25

Yeah, you should have shown up and gave him a good punch. Make him realize what he just missed out on!

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pokipoki 0

what a jerk. you should make him pay for what he did to you. slowly and painfully.

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rose33red99 0

Haha that sucks, I'm assuming that after that you dumped him. Go hit the clubs tonight, it'd be better than hanging out with that loser.

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thiagohf113 0

wow... any guy who does that doesnt deserve any woman... what a douche... dump him and move on...

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ren21ai41 0

unless he meant to text you and was talking about someone else? unlikely. that sucks

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13BlackCat 2

i think you should delete his number

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Jaywin 3

What if he was texting you and the "she" refers to his mom? I'm reaching here but I'm just trying to help.

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elloelle 0

but you just think....maybe he is wanting to surprise you...? im not convinced that your life is truly ****** because of this one instance. perhaps you have a bit of paranoia??

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