Life's a beach

By Brittanyy_leigh - 17/12/2009 07:57 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 130
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haha genius.

He wanted to be able to say that his dick had made you sore, and that was the only way.


haha genius.

I dont think you people seem to realise this FML Dont get me wrong i find penis jokes funny, and after reading through this fml my mind altered the last few words thinking it ment drawn on, then i reaslised it said burnt. So yeah i dont find this a penis joke at all, she could be scarred for life and what not But i also agree its no point getting angry and telling people on this site, because after all its the internet Thankyou for your time

@the_pleb: you are an idiot, how many sunburns have you had that "scarred you for life"

Ok you know what sexy stacy Hows bout you make me a sammich and shaddup Now go to bed

CheshireHalli 19

I have a sunburn from a few years ago and it's scarred.

Sunburns can actually be pretty horrible- bad ones are raw and sore, and can turn cancerous given certain conditions.

I've had a couple of sunburns that have permanently, noticeably changed the appearance of certain areas of my skin. But regardless of whether or not you can see it, all sunburns leave permanent damage to your skin, that leaves you more vulnerable to skin cancer in the future, along with the undesirable cosmetic effects. Plus, they freaking hurt, particularly on your back, where you'll lean on it, have a bra rub against it, sleep on it, etc.

llovec17 0

i still have a scar on my back from a burn in the summer, they can last for a while

5 years later "how'd you get cancer again?" "well i had a sunburn in the shape of my boyfriends penis on my back and it turned cancerous!"

you're kidding... right?

check out all the skin experts! thanks lil wiki for ur bs

Your boyfriend is an asshole. There is no "win" or "epic" here. That is cruel and sick. Shoot him in the face with a bazooka. Although, some nerd will giggle their balls off about this thinking it's witty and great and how they're going to do it to someone. And I hope they do and get the shit smacked out of them.

2, that is awesome

I agree with #23. That stick in your ass. You should remove it. I agree that the joke was neither clever nor mature, but I did get a laugh out of it. Besides, it'll fade in a few days. Not that big of an issue for OP.

dudeitsdanny 9

I actually find penis jokes overrated, and pretty lame.. But this was great. Like 23 said.. She just has to wear a shirt that covers her back for a while. Maybe use something to make the burning fade faster, or peel faster. Still an FML, though.

Also, realize that she'll be in quite a bit of pain when her back touches things for a while. Sunburns hurt like a bitch. This was a lame joke.

What, your name is schadenfreude and you don't find burning a penis into someone hilarious? You need a new name.

ok, so it was pretty gross, but it wasnt that serious either. just a joke

z_hamel 0

u fucken suck butch stfu

No. 2 go die you utter knob nobody wants to know what you think. This was very funny. You should piss off

It's just sunburn, it'll fade soon. It's not a big deal really, actually quite funny.

Can you say "issues"

Dude you need to calm the hell down.. That's like really over reacting that's something some crazy bitch would do. Shoot him cause there's a penis on her back? Uhm.. I'd laugh. Freak..

so you want OP to murder her boyfriend cuz he pulled a slightly painful prank on her? you're probably that one person no one likes to be around

See... Predictions can come true, and nerds can make it happen! XD

treesdevin 0

ahaa.! fuckk got em... nice onee

SillyPoop 0

If My b/f did this to me I get him back x10! I win! Love humor in relationships...I would so find a way to get him back!

You do have nerve ending in your back you know, could you not feel that he was not covering your whole back?

My thoughts exactly. If you weren't paying enough attention to notice that he was not covering significant portions of your back in sunscreen then you deserved this one. I mean, I rarely go to beaches and I noticed if I've missed covering half of my shoulder in sunscreen. The stuff is easily felt. You have no excuse.

Yeah I agree- that was my first thought - if it was big, she would feel it. But can everyone lighten up abit? People saying that her boyfriends immature and insensitive - take a joke! Don't you have a sense of humour? You have no idea about the reasons behind it. She could of done something first, or they just have a humorous relationship. You have to admit - it is quite funny - even if it is immature. And who are you to judge him?

If you read it, it said that the penis was the burnt part, therefore he WAS covering significant portions of her back and left a penis outline. STUPID!

itsmisskay 2

Dude she said it was big, so most of her back wasn't covered.

actually you don't have that much nerve endings on your back, I did an experiment in school where we stroke two sticks on each other's backs, each time we thought it was only one

I want to give your boyfriend a high five.

lol me too that is genius!

YDI for saying "layed."

stevenJB 25

Not too sure if that's the way they spell it in Australia, so I can't assume your an ignorant dumbass. :/

He wanted to be able to say that his dick had made you sore, and that was the only way.

WshCaps8 1

Ha you have made my day sir

Wouldn't it be really funny if you refused to have sex with him until it's completely healed?