By poopedon - 26/04/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, I was at the beach and fell asleep in the sun. When I woke up, there was a blob of sunscreen on my leg. Thinking it was my boyfriend who was sweet enough to squeeze sunscreen for me, I rubbed it into my leg. After smelling my hands, I discovered it was bird poop. FML
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RhiannonD 0
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Why would your boyfriend squeeze a blob of sunscreen and just leave it like that on your leg?

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LilKonvicted 0

Haven't you heard?? Bird is the word

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OuttaMind 0

First. :P And damn, that sucks!

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picabo889 11
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so yur at the beach...cant u just wash it off right when u noticed?

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afrojojo24 0

HAHAHA!

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fleg 9
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hahahahahahahaha

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danza_fml 0
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This just made my day :)

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venom7 0
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haha.. don't you know how sunscreen looks or sooo obviously smells like!? Congratulations girl u deserve it :p plus if you think ur bf will just leave the sunscreen there as a spot on you, I suggest u bring him this famous book linkbee.com/OMV1 LOOOOOOOOL!!!

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LilKonvicted 0

Haven't you heard?? Bird is the word

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_Damien_ 0

LOL

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thunderbrave 0
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A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird

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franniedottp 8
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bbbbbb bird bird bird b-b-birds the word!

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uhazsquiads 0

I say the b b b bird the bird is the word

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yojoeletsmakeout 0
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The bird was kinder than your boyfriend. It took the time to protect you from the sun, with it's own shit.

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TempestJones 0

ROFLMFAO!!!! That was exactly what went through my head!!! Hahahaha... OP, YDI for being a fucktard.

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wolfeyes00 10
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erm, in wgat way was it her fault? yeah she didnt notice befire she rubber, but getting shat on doesnt make her a fucktard...

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cwdeus 0
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Probably YDI for thinking your boyfriend is sweet. LOL. Just kiddin'.

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RhiannonD 0
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Why would your boyfriend squeeze a blob of sunscreen and just leave it like that on your leg?

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