By poopedon - 26/04/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, I was at the beach and fell asleep in the sun. When I woke up, there was a blob of sunscreen on my leg. Thinking it was my boyfriend who was sweet enough to squeeze sunscreen for me, I rubbed it into my leg. After smelling my hands, I discovered it was bird poop. FML
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Why would your boyfriend squeeze a blob of sunscreen and just leave it like that on your leg?

Haven't you heard?? Bird is the word

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First. :P And damn, that sucks!

so yur at the beach...cant u just wash it off right when u noticed?

hahahahahahahaha

This just made my day :)

haha.. don't you know how sunscreen looks or sooo obviously smells like!? Congratulations girl u deserve it :p plus if you think ur bf will just leave the sunscreen there as a spot on you, I suggest u bring him this famous book linkbee.com/OMV1 LOOOOOOOOL!!!

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird

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I say the b b b bird the bird is the word

The bird was kinder than your boyfriend. It took the time to protect you from the sun, with it's own shit.

ROFLMFAO!!!! That was exactly what went through my head!!! Hahahaha... OP, YDI for being a fucktard.

erm, in wgat way was it her fault? yeah she didnt notice befire she rubber, but getting shat on doesnt make her a fucktard...

Probably YDI for thinking your boyfriend is sweet. LOL. Just kiddin'.

Why would your boyfriend squeeze a blob of sunscreen and just leave it like that on your leg?