FML : Today, I was at the beach and fell asleep in the sun. When I woke up, there was a blob of sunscreen on my leg. Thinking it was my boyfriend who was sweet...

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Today, I was at the beach and fell asleep in the sun. When I woke up, there was a blob of sunscreen on my leg. Thinking it was my boyfriend who was sweet enough to squeeze sunscreen for me, I rubbed it into my leg. After smelling my hands, I discovered it was bird poop. FML

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By poopedon - / Sunday 26 April 2009 03:10 / Canada

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By RhiannonD | 0

#144329 - Sunday 26 April 2009 12:36

Why would your boyfriend squeeze a blob of sunscreen and just leave it like that on your leg?

By LilKonvicted | 0

#144288 - Sunday 26 April 2009 12:16

Haven't you heard??

Bird is the word

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By OuttaMind | 0

#144261 - Sunday 26 April 2009 12:07

First. :P And damn, that sucks!

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picabo889 | 11

#1087200 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 3:49

so yur at the beach...cant u just wash it off right when u noticed?

By afrojojo24 | 0

#144273 - Sunday 26 April 2009 12:12

HAHAHA!

By fleg | 9

#144274 - Sunday 26 April 2009 12:12

hahahahahahahaha

By danza_fml | 0

#144275 - Sunday 26 April 2009 12:12

This just made my day :)

By venom7 | 0

#144280 - Sunday 26 April 2009 12:14

haha.. don't you know how sunscreen looks or sooo obviously smells like!? Congratulations girl u deserve it :p
plus if you think ur bf will just leave the sunscreen there as a spot on you, I suggest u bring him this famous book linkbee.com/OMV1 LOOOOOOOOL!!!

By LilKonvicted | 0

#144288 - Sunday 26 April 2009 12:16

Haven't you heard??

Bird is the word

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_Damien_ | 0

#1239309 - Saturday 14 August 2010 5:47

LOL

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i_wuz_nver_here | 31

#2187197 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 3:35

win

By thunderbrave | 0

#144297 - Sunday 26 April 2009 12:20

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird

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franniedottp | 8

#1196121 - Friday 6 August 2010 2:04

bbbbbb bird bird bird b-b-birds the word!

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uhazsquiads | 0

#1237540 - Friday 13 August 2010 21:59

I say the b b b bird the bird is the word

By yojoeletsmakeout | 0

#144308 - Sunday 26 April 2009 12:26

The bird was kinder than your boyfriend. It took the time to protect you from the sun, with it's own shit.

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TempestJones | 0

#881616 - Monday 22 February 2010 8:21

ROFLMFAO!!!! That was exactly what went through my head!!! Hahahaha... OP, YDI for being a fucktard.

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wolfeyes00 | 10

#5971452 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 22:38

erm, in wgat way was it her fault? yeah she didnt notice befire she rubber, but getting shat on doesnt make her a fucktard...

By cwdeus | 0

#144327 - Sunday 26 April 2009 12:35

Probably YDI for thinking your boyfriend is sweet. LOL.

Just kiddin'.

By RhiannonD | 0

#144329 - Sunday 26 April 2009 12:36

Why would your boyfriend squeeze a blob of sunscreen and just leave it like that on your leg?

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TheSlimer | 4

#6570123 - Tuesday 29 March 2016 21:25

Idk

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