Today, I was at the beach and fell asleep in the sun. When I woke up, there was a blob of sunscreen on my leg. Thinking it was my boyfriend who was sweet enough to squeeze sunscreen for me, I rubbed it into my leg. After smelling my hands, I discovered it was bird poop. FML
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OuttaMind
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First. :P And damn, that sucks!
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picabo889
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so yur at the beach...cant u just wash it off right when u noticed?
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afrojojo24
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HAHAHA!
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fleg
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hahahahahahahaha
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danza_fml
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This just made my day :)
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venom7
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haha.. don't you know how sunscreen looks or sooo obviously smells like!? Congratulations girl u deserve it :p
plus if you think ur bf will just leave the sunscreen there as a spot on you, I suggest u bring him this famous book linkbee.com/OMV1 LOOOOOOOOL!!!
plus if you think ur bf will just leave the sunscreen there as a spot on you, I suggest u bring him this famous book linkbee.com/OMV1 LOOOOOOOOL!!!
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LilKonvicted
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Haven't you heard??
Bird is the word
Bird is the word
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_Damien_
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LOL
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i_wuz_nver_here
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win
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thunderbrave
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A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
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franniedottp
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bbbbbb bird bird bird b-b-birds the word!
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uhazsquiads
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I say the b b b bird the bird is the word
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yojoeletsmakeout
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The bird was kinder than your boyfriend. It took the time to protect you from the sun, with it's own shit.
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TempestJones
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ROFLMFAO!!!! That was exactly what went through my head!!! Hahahaha... OP, YDI for being a fucktard.
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wolfeyes00
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erm, in wgat way was it her fault? yeah she didnt notice befire she rubber, but getting shat on doesnt make her a fucktard...
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cwdeus
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Probably YDI for thinking your boyfriend is sweet. LOL.
Just kiddin'.
Just kiddin'.
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RhiannonD
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Why would your boyfriend squeeze a blob of sunscreen and just leave it like that on your leg?
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TheSlimer
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Idk
Bird is the word