This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
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downtime 12

So as soon as you feel your clothes coming off you instinctively need to take off your boyfriends pants? Lucky bastard...

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DogsPaw 16

Wait why did you pull down his pants if you were on his shoulders of him? I could see you pulling them up.

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hahaiseeyou 0

well everyone got a free show

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PantyGAMES 10

But was it a show anybody wanted to see? I'm assuming that because she was wearing a bikini, at least she was, but her boyfriend could be extremely unattractive. Who knows?

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hecallsmedarlin 7

14- they BOTH could be unattractive. Oooor they can both be really attractive. That has nothing to do with the fact at hand; everyone got a free show. No matter what they look like.

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PantyGAMES 10

I'm simply saying: is it a show they wanted to see? ^_^

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uJelly24 1

YOLO OP,but you might not wanna try that again ;D.

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Trisha_aus 15

We've all had to deal with wardrobe malfunctions, I would laugh it off.. And pay the fine.

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reddawn1985 12

If only you where in Europe then I'd be fine

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CaramelMacchiato 13

14 - You don't have to be attractive to be able to wear a bikini.

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DogsPaw 16

Wait why did you pull down his pants if you were on his shoulders of him? I could see you pulling them up.

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Killuhk 8

Stupid anti-flood protection crap..lol i've tried commenting this for a few minutes now just to type, "pay back?" Lol

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KBeatz 5

Because "If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me!"

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syley 5

After all 49, things aren't nearly as embarrassing with someone else doing it.

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ucoolgirl31 20

49 - more like "if my tops going down, so are your swim trunks!!"

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Killuhk 8

You should have pulled the, "but officer, we were only trying to get rid of our tan lines" card...lol

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boofgall 16

That doesn't happen enough to be considered a card!

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ferrousWheel 6

not to mention that they're in the UK. What tan lines?

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yoursucklives 36

i know that you were in panic, but why exactly did you pull down his pants? anyway, i find this rather amusing.

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citymayer 7

Probably bc she was too confused and trying to get him to put her down.

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reddudeover 2

Next time use your words.

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eggmarie 25

Using my words here: Your profile picture makes you look like a huge douche.

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reddudeover 2

Using my words as well: That's completely arbitrary, this picture was put up as a DIRECT response to some one calling me flabby. And you judging someone by a picture makes you a bitch.

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Shrike 23

So what you're saying is that you're such an insecure douche that a petty insult caused you to change your profile pic in response? D'aww.

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Rowdey 10

And 54 calling herself awesome isn't douchebaggery?

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reddudeover 2

78 - People change their profile pics to match jokes all the time, the change in pic ALSO matched the comment that I left. Wouldn't the MORE insecure douches be the ones attacking people online?

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ThaNamesBooth 10

Attacking people online...you mean like calling someone a bitch? Whoopsies....

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Lizza330 28

That's part of the reason why if I ever go to the beach I would wear one of thoese tankini things.

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Ninjasaurus18 9

Tankinis are horrible and give you weird tan lines. Believe me, this is the first year I've worn a bikini(parents' rules that I couldn't before) and it's much, much better. And you don't have a swimsuit?

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kimmi41509 10

Tankinis are better than one-pieces in my opinion.

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onlychildFTW 33

What is a tankini? Is it like a one piece?

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FMLshark 12

How about you all ******* Google it.

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downtime 12

So as soon as you feel your clothes coming off you instinctively need to take off your boyfriends pants? Lucky bastard...

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