Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML
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CallMeHush
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Holy Moley!!!
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greeneyedgoalie7
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oooh ouch why would he do that?
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demon1k
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That's fuckin disgusting. YDI for not getting your huge nasty hairy mole removed.
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GR3453m0nk3y
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yea im trying to eat
i dont want to hear about that
thats fucking disgusting
i dont want to hear about that
thats fucking disgusting
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reyemrein
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Florida State Motto: No Fat Chicks.
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Horney4her69
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who said fat? but that mole is nauseating.
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shix
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I feel sick loll FYL
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erinelizabeth201
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who the fuck said she was fat? I don hijkbit was anywhere in her thing. nope. so your a dumb shit.
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soinmagic
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Then why did you read it? No one forced you so dont complain. ;D
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CallMeHush
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I did but I also thought about them when I read about the splinter in the guy's ass for some reason.
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comatoast
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That's fucking disgusting! Ugh........I just threw up in my mouth a little
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aDerangedStateOf
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Sexy.....
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nolasaints
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gag
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thatonegirl2012
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lmao
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jamieeeee
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baby barfed..
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harryman04
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32 = win
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bfffness
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those are the exact words I was gonna put on here... including "fuckin"... and the BF is fuckin disgusting too for yanking on that shit.
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omg_thats_funny
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fucking ewww. nasty mole person.
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dreamer2526
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at 113... you're an idiot. moles are very very common. grow up.
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michellez
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ha that was funnier than the fml
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greeneyedgoalie7
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oooh ouch why would he do that?
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Lethario14
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4 real!!
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JojoChuo
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I swear "mole hairs" are plugs in disguise D:
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eastside1313
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seriously how the f*ck is that romantic
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emba_fml
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I like to assume it was an accident so I'm not as grossed out
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ToTheThighs
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Simply grooming I suppose. My girlfriend and I pull out each other's ingrown hairs and such and it's pretty cute
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DedeleMan
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I don't see how that's cute...
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WinglessAngel_fml
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that's crazy
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NeonWar__
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you'd better get that checked!
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RaWriTbEkElliE
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dats disgusting..
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LemonMan
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If all he noticed was your mole than he must be gay.
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Shadow14l
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#8 Everyone in the keys is gay...
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CallMeHush
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Holy Moley!!!
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ImaginaryFoe
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I read it that way at first glance, too. I was going to say YDI whatever happened!
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ezrl_ritvoi
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^this^
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mariahrawks
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@9 lmao.
that's greeeeat.
ew, Get your mole removed!
that's greeeeat.
ew, Get your mole removed!
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Ajjas013
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I saw the same exact thing.
It must be the mushrooms.
It must be the mushrooms.
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silentfog
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I kept reading kanye west
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purplemnm
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kanye wests gf is Jack daniels, so explain how a bottle of whiskey can post on fml!
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xHabsfanx
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No Kanye is a gay fish... lol sorry after seeing that south park spoof of him, that's the only thing that comes to mind when I hear his name...
and to the OP, get that thing checked.
and to the OP, get that thing checked.
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purplemnm
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98 does that mean he posted the fml about the fish face after orgasming?
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Tootsiee
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Key West? that's gay-city .. I live in Miami .. I know :)
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melonkelly
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that's what I hear too!
I'm in Orlando
I'm in Orlando
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katiebabe93
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Miami is by far better haha but that sucks about your mole sorry but still this is so gross but I still lmfao
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raithex
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That's seriously disgusting. I was almost sick when I read this.
This is a really weird FML. I mean, it just seems like something most people wouldn't have put on a public website/iPod touch and iPhone app. But that's my opinion.
This is a really weird FML. I mean, it just seems like something most people wouldn't have put on a public website/iPod touch and iPhone app. But that's my opinion.
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sam_hates_ham
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just as I was about to take a bite out of my plain mcdonalds chicken wrap