By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 12:56 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 424
You deserved it 4 467

Same thing different taste

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That's ****** disgusting. YDI for not getting your huge nasty hairy mole removed.

GR3453m0nk3y 4

yea im trying to eat i dont want to hear about that thats ******* disgusting

Horney4her69 0

who said fat? but that mole is nauseating.

erinelizabeth201 0

who the **** said she was fat? I don hijkbit was anywhere in her thing. nope. so your a dumb shit.

soinmagic 0

Then why did you read it? No one forced you so dont complain. ;D

I did but I also thought about them when I read about the splinter in the guy's ass for some reason.

That's ******* disgusting! Ugh........I just threw up in my mouth a little

bfffness 0

those are the exact words I was gonna put on here... including "******"... and the BF is ****** disgusting too for yanking on that shit.

at 113... you're an idiot. moles are very very common. grow up.

greeneyedgoalie7 0

oooh ouch why would he do that?

I swear "mole hairs" are plugs in disguise D:

seriously how the f*ck is that romantic

I like to assume it was an accident so I'm not as grossed out

Simply grooming I suppose. My girlfriend and I pull out each other's ingrown hairs and such and it's pretty cute

NeonWar__ 0

you'd better get that checked!

LemonMan 0

If all he noticed was your mole than he must be gay.

I read it that way at first glance, too. I was going to say YDI whatever happened!

@9 lmao. that's greeeeat. ew, Get your mole removed!

Ajjas013 6

I saw the same exact thing. It must be the mushrooms.

purplemnm 9

kanye wests gf is Jack daniels, so explain how a bottle of whiskey can post on fml!

xHabsfanx 0

No Kanye is a gay fish... lol sorry after seeing that south park spoof of him, that's the only thing that comes to mind when I hear his name... and to the OP, get that thing checked.

purplemnm 9

98 does that mean he posted the fml about the fish face after orgasming?

Key West? that's gay-city .. I live in Miami .. I know :)

katiebabe93 0

Miami is by far better haha but that sucks about your mole sorry but still this is so gross but I still lmfao

raithex 0

That's seriously disgusting. I was almost sick when I read this. This is a really weird FML. I mean, it just seems like something most people wouldn't have put on a public website/iPod touch and iPhone app. But that's my opinion.

just as I was about to take a bite out of my plain mcdonalds chicken wrap