By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 12:56 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML
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Holy Moley!!!

greeneyedgoalie7 0

oooh ouch why would he do that?


That's fuckin disgusting. YDI for not getting your huge nasty hairy mole removed.

GR3453m0nk3y 4

yea im trying to eat i dont want to hear about that thats fucking disgusting

Florida State Motto: No Fat Chicks.

Horney4her69 0

who said fat? but that mole is nauseating.

I feel sick loll FYL

erinelizabeth201 0

who the fuck said she was fat? I don hijkbit was anywhere in her thing. nope. so your a dumb shit.

soinmagic 0

Then why did you read it? No one forced you so dont complain. ;D

I did but I also thought about them when I read about the splinter in the guy's ass for some reason.

That's fucking disgusting! Ugh........I just threw up in my mouth a little

aDerangedStateOf 0


nolasaints 0


thatonegirl2012 0


jamieeeee 0

baby barfed..

bfffness 0

those are the exact words I was gonna put on here... including "fuckin"... and the BF is fuckin disgusting too for yanking on that shit.

fucking ewww. nasty mole person.

at 113... you're an idiot. moles are very very common. grow up.

ha that was funnier than the fml

greeneyedgoalie7 0

oooh ouch why would he do that?

Lethario14 0

4 real!!

I swear "mole hairs" are plugs in disguise D:

seriously how the f*ck is that romantic

I like to assume it was an accident so I'm not as grossed out

Simply grooming I suppose. My girlfriend and I pull out each other's ingrown hairs and such and it's pretty cute

I don't see how that's cute...

NeonWar__ 0

you'd better get that checked!

dats disgusting..

LemonMan 0

If all he noticed was your mole than he must be gay.

#8 Everyone in the keys is gay...

Holy Moley!!!

I read it that way at first glance, too. I was going to say YDI whatever happened!

@9 lmao. that's greeeeat. ew, Get your mole removed!

Ajjas013 6

I saw the same exact thing. It must be the mushrooms.

I kept reading kanye west

purplemnm 9

kanye wests gf is Jack daniels, so explain how a bottle of whiskey can post on fml!

xHabsfanx 0

No Kanye is a gay fish... lol sorry after seeing that south park spoof of him, that's the only thing that comes to mind when I hear his name... and to the OP, get that thing checked.

purplemnm 9

98 does that mean he posted the fml about the fish face after orgasming?

Key West? that's gay-city .. I live in Miami .. I know :)

that's what I hear too! I'm in Orlando

katiebabe93 0

Miami is by far better haha but that sucks about your mole sorry but still this is so gross but I still lmfao

raithex 0

That's seriously disgusting. I was almost sick when I read this. This is a really weird FML. I mean, it just seems like something most people wouldn't have put on a public website/iPod touch and iPhone app. But that's my opinion.

just as I was about to take a bite out of my plain mcdonalds chicken wrap