Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had...

By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 12:56 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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By loserllamalick - 07/10/2013 14:32 - United States - Rochester

Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By poopedon - 26/04/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, I was at the beach and fell asleep in the sun. When I woke up, there was a blob of sunscreen on my leg. Thinking it was my boyfriend who was sweet enough to squeeze sunscreen for me, I rubbed it into my leg. After smelling my hands, I discovered it was bird poop. FML

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CallMeHush 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:11

Holy Moley!!!

greeneyedgoalie7 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:05

oooh ouch why would he do that?

Comments

demon1k 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:05

That's ****** disgusting. YDI for not getting your huge nasty hairy mole removed.

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:06

yea im trying to eat i dont want to hear about that thats ******* disgusting

reyemrein 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:08

Florida State Motto: No Fat Chicks.

Horney4her69 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:16

who said fat? but that mole is nauseating.

shix 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:47

I feel sick loll FYL

erinelizabeth201 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:57

who the **** said she was fat? I don hijkbit was anywhere in her thing. nope. so your a dumb shit.

soinmagic 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 21:45

Then why did you read it? No one forced you so dont complain. ;D

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 22:18

I did but I also thought about them when I read about the splinter in the guy's ass for some reason.

comatoast 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 22:27

That's ******* disgusting! Ugh........I just threw up in my mouth a little

aDerangedStateOf 0

Monday 22 February 2010 0:41

Sexy.....

nolasaints 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:27

gag

thatonegirl2012 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:16

lmao

jamieeeee 0

Monday 22 February 2010 6:07

baby barfed..

harryman04 0

Monday 22 February 2010 6:51

32 = win

bfffness 0

Monday 22 February 2010 9:57

those are the exact words I was gonna put on here... including "******"... and the BF is ****** disgusting too for yanking on that shit.

omg_thats_funny 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 7:09

******* ewww. nasty mole person.

dreamer2526 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 2:44

at 113... you're an idiot. moles are very very common. grow up.

michellez 5

Tuesday 1 June 2010 12:04

ha that was funnier than the fml

greeneyedgoalie7 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:05

oooh ouch why would he do that?

Lethario14 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:50

4 real!!

JojoChuo 8

Wednesday 20 April 2011 4:19

I swear "mole hairs" are plugs in disguise D:

eastside1313 5

Friday 29 July 2011 23:24

seriously how the f*ck is that romantic

emba_fml 13

Wednesday 8 February 2012 22:11

I like to assume it was an accident so I'm not as grossed out

ToTheThighs 6

Friday 2 January 2015 17:11

Simply grooming I suppose. My girlfriend and I pull out each other's ingrown hairs and such and it's pretty cute

DedeleMan 21

Wednesday 11 March 2015 7:48

I don't see how that's cute...

WinglessAngel_fml 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:06

that's crazy

NeonWar__ 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:07

you'd better get that checked!

RaWriTbEkElliE 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:09

dats disgusting..

LemonMan 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:10

If all he noticed was your mole than he must be gay.

Shadow14l 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 21:26

#8 Everyone in the keys is gay...

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:11

Holy Moley!!!

ImaginaryFoe 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:15

I read it that way at first glance, too. I was going to say YDI whatever happened!

ezrl_ritvoi 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:15

^this^

mariahrawks 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:26

@9 lmao. that's greeeeat. ew, Get your mole removed!

Ajjas013 6

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:28

I saw the same exact thing. It must be the mushrooms.

silentfog 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:57

I kept reading kanye west

purplemnm 9

Monday 22 February 2010 0:40

kanye wests gf is Jack daniels, so explain how a bottle of whiskey can post on fml!

xHabsfanx 0

Monday 22 February 2010 8:37

No Kanye is a gay fish... lol sorry after seeing that south park spoof of him, that's the only thing that comes to mind when I hear his name... and to the OP, get that thing checked.

purplemnm 9

Friday 26 February 2010 23:42

98 does that mean he posted the fml about the fish face after orgasming?

Tootsiee 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:12

Key West? that's gay-city .. I live in Miami .. I know :)

melonkelly 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:17

that's what I hear too! I'm in Orlando

katiebabe93 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:18

Miami is by far better haha but that sucks about your mole sorry but still this is so gross but I still lmfao

raithex 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:14

That's seriously disgusting. I was almost sick when I read this. This is a really weird FML. I mean, it just seems like something most people wouldn't have put on a public website/iPod touch and iPhone app. But that's my opinion.