By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 12:56 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML
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CallMeHush 0
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Holy Moley!!!

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greeneyedgoalie7 0

oooh ouch why would he do that?

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demon1k 0
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That's fuckin disgusting. YDI for not getting your huge nasty hairy mole removed.

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GR3453m0nk3y 4

yea im trying to eat i dont want to hear about that thats fucking disgusting

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reyemrein 0
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Florida State Motto: No Fat Chicks.

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Horney4her69 0

who said fat? but that mole is nauseating.

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shix 0
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I feel sick loll FYL

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erinelizabeth201 0

who the fuck said she was fat? I don hijkbit was anywhere in her thing. nope. so your a dumb shit.

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soinmagic 0

Then why did you read it? No one forced you so dont complain. ;D

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CallMeHush 0
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I did but I also thought about them when I read about the splinter in the guy's ass for some reason.

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comatoast 0
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That's fucking disgusting! Ugh........I just threw up in my mouth a little

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aDerangedStateOf 0

Sexy.....

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nolasaints 0

gag

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thatonegirl2012 0

lmao

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jamieeeee 0

baby barfed..

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bfffness 0

those are the exact words I was gonna put on here... including "fuckin"... and the BF is fuckin disgusting too for yanking on that shit.

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omg_thats_funny 0
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fucking ewww. nasty mole person.

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dreamer2526 0
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at 113... you're an idiot. moles are very very common. grow up.

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michellez 5
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ha that was funnier than the fml

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greeneyedgoalie7 0

oooh ouch why would he do that?

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Lethario14 0

4 real!!

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JojoChuo 8
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I swear "mole hairs" are plugs in disguise D:

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eastside1313 5
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seriously how the f*ck is that romantic

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emba_fml 13
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I like to assume it was an accident so I'm not as grossed out

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ToTheThighs 6
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Simply grooming I suppose. My girlfriend and I pull out each other's ingrown hairs and such and it's pretty cute

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DedeleMan 21
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I don't see how that's cute...

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NeonWar__ 0

you'd better get that checked!

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RaWriTbEkElliE 0
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dats disgusting..

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LemonMan 0

If all he noticed was your mole than he must be gay.

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Shadow14l 0
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#8 Everyone in the keys is gay...

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CallMeHush 0
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Holy Moley!!!

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ImaginaryFoe 0
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I read it that way at first glance, too. I was going to say YDI whatever happened!

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mariahrawks 0
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@9 lmao. that's greeeeat. ew, Get your mole removed!

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Ajjas013 6

I saw the same exact thing. It must be the mushrooms.

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silentfog 0
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I kept reading kanye west

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purplemnm 9

kanye wests gf is Jack daniels, so explain how a bottle of whiskey can post on fml!

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xHabsfanx 0

No Kanye is a gay fish... lol sorry after seeing that south park spoof of him, that's the only thing that comes to mind when I hear his name... and to the OP, get that thing checked.

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purplemnm 9

98 does that mean he posted the fml about the fish face after orgasming?

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Tootsiee 0
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Key West? that's gay-city .. I live in Miami .. I know :)

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melonkelly 0
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that's what I hear too! I'm in Orlando

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katiebabe93 0

Miami is by far better haha but that sucks about your mole sorry but still this is so gross but I still lmfao

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raithex 0

That's seriously disgusting. I was almost sick when I read this. This is a really weird FML. I mean, it just seems like something most people wouldn't have put on a public website/iPod touch and iPhone app. But that's my opinion.

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sam_hates_ham 0
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just as I was about to take a bite out of my plain mcdonalds chicken wrap

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