Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until...

By Anonymous - 21/2/2010 12:56 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML

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By CallMeHush | 0

#879613 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:11

Holy Moley!!!

By greeneyedgoalie7 | 0

#879565 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:05

oooh ouch why would he do that?

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By demon1k | 0

#879561 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:05

That's fuckin disgusting. YDI for not getting your huge nasty hairy mole removed.

GR3453m0nk3y | 4

#879573 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:06

yea im trying to eat
i dont want to hear about that

thats fucking disgusting

reyemrein | 0

#879592 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:08

Florida State Motto: No Fat Chicks.

Horney4her69 | 0

#879634 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:16

who said fat? but that mole is nauseating.

shix | 0

#879738 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:47

I feel sick loll FYL

erinelizabeth201 | 0

#879766 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:57

who the fuck said she was fat? I don hijkbit was anywhere in her thing. nope. so your a dumb shit.

soinmagic | 0

#879912 - Sunday 21 February 2010 21:45

Then why did you read it? No one forced you so dont complain. ;D

CallMeHush | 0

#879974 - Sunday 21 February 2010 22:18

I did but I also thought about them when I read about the splinter in the guy's ass for some reason.

comatoast | 0

#879988 - Sunday 21 February 2010 22:27

That's fucking disgusting! Ugh........I just threw up in my mouth a little

aDerangedStateOf | 0

#880283 - Monday 22 February 2010 0:41

Sexy.....

nolasaints | 0

#881001 - Monday 22 February 2010 4:27

gag

thatonegirl2012 | 0

#881167 - Monday 22 February 2010 5:16

lmao

jamieeeee | 0

#881311 - Monday 22 February 2010 6:07

baby barfed..

harryman04 | 0

#881407 - Monday 22 February 2010 6:51

32 = win

bfffness | 0

#881797 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:57

those are the exact words I was gonna put on here... including "fuckin"... and the BF is fuckin disgusting too for yanking on that shit.

omg_thats_funny | 0

#884599 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 7:09

fucking ewww. nasty mole person.

dreamer2526 | 0

#965458 - Sunday 21 March 2010 2:44

at 113... you're an idiot. moles are very very common. grow up.

michellez | 5

#1014939 - Tuesday 1 June 2010 12:04

ha that was funnier than the fml

By greeneyedgoalie7 | 0

#879565 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:05

oooh ouch why would he do that?

Lethario14 | 0

#879745 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:50

4 real!!

JojoChuo | 8

#2375788 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 4:19

I swear "mole hairs" are plugs in disguise D:

eastside1313 | 5

#2996819 - Friday 29 July 2011 23:24

seriously how the f*ck is that romantic

emba_fml | 13

#4010479 - Wednesday 8 February 2012 22:11

I like to assume it was an accident so I'm not as grossed out

ToTheThighs | 6

#6160842 - Friday 2 January 2015 17:11

Simply grooming I suppose. My girlfriend and I pull out each other's ingrown hairs and such and it's pretty cute

DedeleMan | 21

#6228556 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 7:48

I don't see how that's cute...

By WinglessAngel_fml | 0

#879570 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:06

that's crazy

By NeonWar__ | 0

#879583 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:07

you'd better get that checked!

By RaWriTbEkElliE | 0

#879599 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:09

dats disgusting..

By LemonMan | 0

#879603 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:10

If all he noticed was your mole than he must be gay.

Shadow14l | 0

#879860 - Sunday 21 February 2010 21:26

#8 Everyone in the keys is gay...

By CallMeHush | 0

#879613 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:11

Holy Moley!!!

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#879627 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:15

I read it that way at first glance, too. I was going to say YDI whatever happened!

ezrl_ritvoi | 0

#879630 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:15

^this^

mariahrawks | 0

#879674 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:26

@9 lmao.
that's greeeeat.

ew, Get your mole removed!

Ajjas013 | 6

#879677 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:28

I saw the same exact thing.

It must be the mushrooms.

silentfog | 0

#879763 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:57

I kept reading kanye west

purplemnm | 9

#880275 - Monday 22 February 2010 0:40

kanye wests gf is Jack daniels, so explain how a bottle of whiskey can post on fml!

xHabsfanx | 0

#881638 - Monday 22 February 2010 8:37

No Kanye is a gay fish... lol sorry after seeing that south park spoof of him, that's the only thing that comes to mind when I hear his name...
and to the OP, get that thing checked.

purplemnm | 9

#895357 - Friday 26 February 2010 23:42

98 does that mean he posted the fml about the fish face after orgasming?

By Tootsiee | 0

#879615 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:12

Key West? that's gay-city .. I live in Miami .. I know :)

melonkelly | 0

#879638 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:17

that's what I hear too!

I'm in Orlando

katiebabe93 | 0

#879643 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:18

Miami is by far better haha but that sucks about your mole sorry but still this is so gross but I still lmfao

By raithex | 0

#879625 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:14

That's seriously disgusting. I was almost sick when I read this.
This is a really weird FML. I mean, it just seems like something most people wouldn't have put on a public website/iPod touch and iPhone app. But that's my opinion.

By sam_hates_ham | 0

#879636 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:16

just as I was about to take a bite out of my plain mcdonalds chicken wrap