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  expen_dable  |  0

its better if pendantic spends his or her saturday nights trying to use mind powers, otherwise he or she would be shooting up schools and making hit lists and trying to put curses on the "popular girls" the weirdos need something to keep them occupied, thats why God invented Twilight, Myspace and Emo music

  dudeitsdanny  |  9

HEY HEY HEY.... Don't diss emo music... Real emo music isn't what it used to be since those guys started wearing eyeliner and pretending to be gay...

Anyways, this is only an FML, because you didn't succeed. =)

By  overrandom  |  4

This happened to me last week. I was unsuccessful, so I turned and looked at the flying rabbitbunny to my right.

"It doesn't work, Mr. Wilksonstein!" I told him.

"Don't worry. You just haven't eaten the muffins yet," Mr. Wilksonstein told me.

Sure enough, to my left was a plate of muffins. Blueberry muffins! I spent no time looking at it and more time eating it.

But, when I turned around, the spider was gone. I was sad. Where'd Mr. Wilksonstein go, anyway?