Talk about paranoia...

Ok. Let's talk about paranoia. It's not very good to be paranoid. Your turn.

^Insightful.

Mmm.. Paranoia is bad, mmkay.

watch swoozie06s video cheating in college I think it was and there you go you'll see why the teacher did this. Not defending the teacher but cheating using sniffles and coughs for multiple choice isn't as Ludicrous as you think

Why didn't the teacher look at the two tests to see if they had the same answers? Seems like that would determine if they were cheating or not.

They're only there to roll out the agenda of useless information, not think critically for themselves. Don't be absurd.

All I can say is that your teacher is seriously paranoid

just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you.

*sniffle sniffle sniffle sniffle sniffle* in code your teach is an idiot

Sniffle sniff sniff snort?

Fool! You've just activated 7 Cold War Soviet sleeper agents!

Вы пожалеет тот день, когда сопеть в Владимир

Fight it. That's totally unfair. Go to the principal if you have too

Firstly, appeal against it and have her audited by the school board. Secondly, I also want to learn snifflese...

Nasal morse code is the new thing

One Sniff for A. Two Sniffles for B. ect?

Crazy, paranoid, b!tch teacher.

Too far

At that point they'd just be bbeyter off studying I think, but then I wouldn't know because I never did...

That's ridiculously insane, even for this site.
I hope that you can fight this because that is most definitely unfair. If that was seriously her reason for failing you, hopefully it will be easy enough to convince the school board that you weren't cheating. Best of luck, OP :)

Speak to the school board or whoever is in charge. You do not deserve to be treated like that.