Work: Today, while working at a nursing home, I was alone in the station...

By aragmir - 18/12/2016 06:10 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while working at a nursing home, I was alone in the station and figured I could sneak one out. It wound up being very loud, and I could hear the faint snickering of a patient in the next room. Every time he saw me for the rest of the day he would burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 10:15 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML

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Caught in 480p

By fxck - 04/02/2015 19:28

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumbs-up. FML

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By not telling you my name - 07/08/2015 15:16 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML

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By kingkobrastrikes - 21/01/2015 01:56 - United States

Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML

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The unexpected

By RikkiTikkiTavi - 12/11/2019 05:00

Today, I was working at my desk and wearing my new noise cancelling headphones. I couldn’t hear anyone around me, so I let out a nice long fart. Every desk behind me was occupied and the fart was not silent. FML

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Ight imma head out

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I was nervously observing a delicate medical procedure while training at my new job. I tried to stifle a sneeze and instead (as you can probably guess) ripped the biggest, most cartoonishly loud fart of my life. My ass sounded like a tuba and I was asked to leave the room. FML

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By mortified - 30/10/2010 04:12 - Canada

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

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By anon - 03/08/2016 03:28

Today, I was working at the hospital and it was very busy. Unthinking, I told a patient in a wheelchair to "sit tight" while I checked on something. He mocked me for the rest of his stay. FML

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**** OFF, thanks

By please leave... - 13/02/2013 19:33 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I have problems going when other people are there, so I waited until everyone left. Two girls noticed I was taking a long time, and started giggling and throwing notes under the door asking if I was alive. This continued for half an hour. FML

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By Snails - 12/06/2019 20:00

Today, while at work, I let out a nasty wet fart, thinking no one would hear me since I work in a warehouse. My coworker did hear me, and replied, "WTF? Shots fired! Shots fired!" FML

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Sarah K. Oller 2

Sunday 26 February 2017 1:34

they're not patients in a nursing home, they're residents

Tripartita 44

Friday 23 December 2016 9:13

"Today, I realized I'm so deprived of human interaction and quality comedy that simply seeing somebody whom I earlier witnessed farting is enough to send me into uncontrollable laughter. Please help. FML"

Comments

foolest 7

Friday 23 December 2016 9:02

that must have stank

SargeRho 6

Friday 23 December 2016 9:03

Think about it this way: You made someone laugh. That's worth something :P

wheresmymary 22

Friday 23 December 2016 9:04

At least you probably made someone day

Tripartita 44

Friday 23 December 2016 9:31

And if they wanted to be night, well, that's too bad for them.

Tripartita 44

Friday 23 December 2016 9:13

Phxlife602 9

Friday 23 December 2016 10:05

Lol that's pretty awesome that was probably one of the best days that guy had in awhile making him laugh. Consider it a good deed you did! Maybe you should just keep as inside joke between you and him.

zaidthunder1 27

Friday 23 December 2016 10:40

Tell him that he's being weird.

LyricaSilvan 29

Friday 23 December 2016 10:45

Hey, man, shit happens; so do farts. If nothing else, you know that you gave someone a chuckle, and maybe if you relax and accept that it's part of being human, you'll be able to laugh about it, too! Chin up.

maritime1992 5

Friday 23 December 2016 10:52

My mind went to masturbation instead of farting until I read the comments.

BLDYRBBT 16

Friday 23 December 2016 11:58

Don't feel bad. That's exactly where mine went too.

Migole 36

Friday 23 December 2016 13:18

Same here >.<

XxfrenchyyXx 12

Friday 23 December 2016 14:26

Me too and I voted YDI for it and then I realized the mistake I did. I'M SORRY OP

Lalala579121 27

Friday 23 December 2016 15:04

At least now I now I'm not the only one with such a dirty mind.

Catdragon 40

Friday 23 December 2016 17:37

I did not realize this was about farting until I read your comment

Tripartita 44

Friday 23 December 2016 19:56

I didn't even consider masturbation because I'm apparently too optimistic hope that nobody would ********** /loudly/ in an area where the walls are thin enough that you can hear snickering in their rooms. After reading these comments… I might be investing in earplugs.