FML : Today, while working at a nursing home, I was alone in the station and figured I could sneak one out. It wound up being very loud, and I could hear the...

Today, while working at a nursing home, I was alone in the station and figured I could sneak one out. It wound up being very loud, and I could hear the faint snickering of a patient in the next room. Every time he saw me for the rest of the day he would burst out laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By aragmir - / Sunday 18 December 2016 06:10 / Sweden - Stockholm

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By Sarah K. Oller | 2

#7416572 - Sunday 26 February 2017 1:34

they're not patients in a nursing home, they're residents

By SargeRho | 6

#6726483 - Friday 23 December 2016 9:03

Think about it this way: You made someone laugh. That's worth something :P

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By foolest | 4

#6726482 - Friday 23 December 2016 9:02

that must have stank

By SargeRho | 6

#6726483 - Friday 23 December 2016 9:03

Think about it this way: You made someone laugh. That's worth something :P

By wheresmymary | 22

#6726484 - Friday 23 December 2016 9:04

At least you probably made someone day

Tripartita | 44

#6726496 - Friday 23 December 2016 9:31

And if they wanted to be night, well, that's too bad for them.

By Tripartita | 44

#6726486 - Friday 23 December 2016 9:13

"Today, I realized I'm so deprived of human interaction and quality comedy that simply seeing somebody whom I earlier witnessed farting is enough to send me into uncontrollable laughter. Please help. FML"

By Phxlife602 | 6

#6726502 - Friday 23 December 2016 10:05

Lol that's pretty awesome that was probably one of the best days that guy had in awhile making him laugh. Consider it a good deed you did! Maybe you should just keep as inside joke between you and him.

By zaidthunder1 | 27

#6726508 - Friday 23 December 2016 10:40

Tell him that he's being weird.

By LyricaSilvan | 29

#6726512 - Friday 23 December 2016 10:45

Hey, man, shit happens; so do farts. If nothing else, you know that you gave someone a chuckle, and maybe if you relax and accept that it's part of being human, you'll be able to laugh about it, too! Chin up.

By maritime1992 | 5

#6726517 - Friday 23 December 2016 10:52

My mind went to masturbation instead of farting until I read the comments.

BLDYRBBT | 16

#6726530 - Friday 23 December 2016 11:58

Don't feel bad. That's exactly where mine went too.

Migole | 36

#6726548 - Friday 23 December 2016 13:18

Same here >.<

XxfrenchyyXx | 12

#6726573 - Friday 23 December 2016 14:26

Me too and I voted YDI for it and then I realized the mistake I did. I'M SORRY OP

Lalala579121 | 27

#6726582 - Friday 23 December 2016 15:04

At least now I now I'm not the only one with such a dirty mind.

Catdragon | 40

#6726629 - Friday 23 December 2016 17:37

I did not realize this was about farting until I read your comment

Tripartita | 44

#6726687 - Friday 23 December 2016 19:56

I didn't even consider masturbation because I'm apparently too optimistic hope that nobody would masturbate /loudly/ in an area where the walls are thin enough that you can hear snickering in their rooms.

After reading these comments… I might be investing in earplugs.