By aragmir - 18/12/2016 06:10 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while working at a nursing home, I was alone in the station and figured I could sneak one out. It wound up being very loud, and I could hear the faint snickering of a patient in the next room. Every time he saw me for the rest of the day he would burst out laughing. FML
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Sarah K. Oller 2

they're not patients in a nursing home, they're residents

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Tripartita 44
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"Today, I realized I'm so deprived of human interaction and quality comedy that simply seeing somebody whom I earlier witnessed farting is enough to send me into uncontrollable laughter. Please help. FML"

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foolest 7
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that must have stank

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SargeRho 6

Think about it this way: You made someone laugh. That's worth something :P

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wheresmymary 22
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At least you probably made someone day

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Tripartita 44
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And if they wanted to be night, well, that's too bad for them.

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"Today, I realized I'm so deprived of human interaction and quality comedy that simply seeing somebody whom I earlier witnessed farting is enough to send me into uncontrollable laughter. Please help. FML"

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Phxlife602 9
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Lol that's pretty awesome that was probably one of the best days that guy had in awhile making him laugh. Consider it a good deed you did! Maybe you should just keep as inside joke between you and him.

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zaidthunder1 27
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Tell him that he's being weird.

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LyricaSilvan 29
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Hey, man, shit happens; so do farts. If nothing else, you know that you gave someone a chuckle, and maybe if you relax and accept that it's part of being human, you'll be able to laugh about it, too! Chin up.

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maritime1992 5
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My mind went to masturbation instead of farting until I read the comments.

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BLDYRBBT 16
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Don't feel bad. That's exactly where mine went too.

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Migole 36
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Same here >.<

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XxfrenchyyXx 12

Me too and I voted YDI for it and then I realized the mistake I did. I'M SORRY OP

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Lalala579121 27
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At least now I now I'm not the only one with such a dirty mind.

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Catdragon 40
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I did not realize this was about farting until I read your comment

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Tripartita 44
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I didn't even consider masturbation because I'm apparently too optimistic hope that nobody would masturbate /loudly/ in an area where the walls are thin enough that you can hear snickering in their rooms. After reading these comments… I might be investing in earplugs.

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zahidnasir 22
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Stinky situation

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ACCOUNTKILLER 18

You're not true friends with someone until you fart in front of them

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