Today, while working at a nursing home, I was alone in the station and figured I could sneak one out. It wound up being very loud, and I could hear the faint snickering of a patient in the next room. Every time he saw me for the rest of the day he would burst out laughing. FML
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Sarah K. Oller
| 2
they're not patients in a nursing home, they're residents
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Tripartita
| 44
"Today, I realized I'm so deprived of human interaction and quality comedy that simply seeing somebody whom I earlier witnessed farting is enough to send me into uncontrollable laughter. Please help. FML"
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foolest
| 7
that must have stank
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SargeRho
| 6
Think about it this way: You made someone laugh. That's worth something :P
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wheresmymary
| 22
At least you probably made someone day
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Tripartita
| 44
And if they wanted to be night, well, that's too bad for them.
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Tripartita
| 44
"Today, I realized I'm so deprived of human interaction and quality comedy that simply seeing somebody whom I earlier witnessed farting is enough to send me into uncontrollable laughter. Please help. FML"
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Phxlife602
| 9
Lol that's pretty awesome that was probably one of the best days that guy had in awhile making him laugh. Consider it a good deed you did! Maybe you should just keep as inside joke between you and him.
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zaidthunder1
| 27
Tell him that he's being weird.
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LyricaSilvan
| 29
Hey, man, shit happens; so do farts. If nothing else, you know that you gave someone a chuckle, and maybe if you relax and accept that it's part of being human, you'll be able to laugh about it, too! Chin up.
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maritime1992
| 5
My mind went to masturbation instead of farting until I read the comments.
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BLDYRBBT
| 16
Don't feel bad. That's exactly where mine went too.
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Migole
| 36
Same here >.<
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XxfrenchyyXx
| 12
Me too and I voted YDI for it and then I realized the mistake I did. I'M SORRY OP
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Lalala579121
| 27
At least now I now I'm not the only one with such a dirty mind.
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Catdragon
| 40
I did not realize this was about farting until I read your comment
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Tripartita
| 44
I didn't even consider masturbation because I'm apparently too optimistic hope that nobody would masturbate /loudly/ in an area where the walls are thin enough that you can hear snickering in their rooms.
After reading these comments… I might be investing in earplugs.
After reading these comments… I might be investing in earplugs.
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mystam4
| 17
same!
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zahidnasir
| 22
Stinky situation
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ACCOUNTKILLER
| 18
You're not true friends with someone until you fart in front of them