Intimacy: Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to...

By Sleeper_C3ll - 04/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML

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By Dhagiik - 24/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Oak Park

Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 17:39 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By ThoroughlyCreepedOut - 07/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML

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Wanker

By Sandman2015 - 29/01/2016 18:36 - United States - American Fork

Today, I walked in on one of my co-workers jerking off in the bathroom, complete with heavy breathing and victory groans. I don't want to go to HR, but I can't even look at him anymore. We have to work on a project together next week. FML

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Wanker

By fired - 09/08/2013 22:17

Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML

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America, fix your bathroom stalls

By Anonymous - 11/10/2024 06:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my boss overheard me in a bathroom stall talking about how much I hate my job and couldn’t stand him. He didn’t say a word, I hadn't even heard him come in, I just noticed him staring silently at me through the crack in the stall, before leaving. FML

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Promoted!

By Worst Way To Get Promoted - 25/09/2019 16:00

Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2015 13:31 - United States

Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML

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Way too public

By stewiesclone - 11/02/2010 09:09 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML

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mindless_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 23:27

That exact thing happened to me, but it was my high school principal.

TC_fml 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 19:04

Either way, if he was pleasuring himself, this is the time to break out the recorder ;-) Make sure to bring it up slyly at the next performance review.

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TC_fml 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 19:04

Either way, if he was pleasuring himself, this is the time to break out the recorder ;-) Make sure to bring it up slyly at the next performance review.

yourwifelovesme 25

Tuesday 10 July 2012 20:52

But then the guy might give his performance a review if you know what I mean ;)

VTscapes 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 6:29

It could have been a joke. We used to do that at a place I worked at. When we new the boss was also using the bathroom,we would slap our inner thighs pretending to jerk off. Either way,thanks for posting............

twitteraddict 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 16:34

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahah

Chura 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 14:27

maybe he just had to take a really intense shit and that's where the grunts were coming from...

mindless_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 23:27

That exact thing happened to me, but it was my high school principal.

Angrymuffinsrus 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:13

#12 you just gave me the disturbing image of my HS principal Jacking Off, i am scarred, thanks

ill 0

Monday 16 March 2009 9:59

Dude... tell him that you'd be most pleased with a raise, since after all, doesn't everyone love to get raised now and again ;)

iforgotmypass 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 6:20

psssh. like you dont **********. -_-"

pancakes123 0

Friday 27 March 2009 6:56

same thing happened to me with a co-worker :( but he was a registered pedophile.

SgtSchadenfreude 0

Monday 30 March 2009 8:03

Maybe I'm a prude, but the idea of someone masturbating at work strikes me as an act of almost comic desperation. Not much ambiance in a dirty, fluorescent-lit bathroom stall...plus the acoustics are almost guaranteed to carry that sound where you don't want it to go!