By Sleeper_C3ll - 04/02/2009 23:04 - United States

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Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML
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mindless_fml 0

That exact thing happened to me, but it was my high school principal.

TC_fml 0

Either way, if he was pleasuring himself, this is the time to break out the recorder ;-) Make sure to bring it up slyly at the next performance review.

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TC_fml 0

Either way, if he was pleasuring himself, this is the time to break out the recorder ;-) Make sure to bring it up slyly at the next performance review.

But then the guy might give his performance a review if you know what I mean ;)

It could have been a joke. We used to do that at a place I worked at. When we new the boss was also using the bathroom,we would slap our inner thighs pretending to jerk off. Either way,thanks for posting............

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahah

Chura 0

maybe he just had to take a really intense shit and that's where the grunts were coming from...

mindless_fml 0

That exact thing happened to me, but it was my high school principal.

#12 you just gave me the disturbing image of my HS principal Jacking Off, i am scarred, thanks

Dude... tell him that you'd be most pleased with a raise, since after all, doesn't everyone love to get raised now and again ;)

psssh. like you dont masturbate. -_-"

same thing happened to me with a co-worker :( but he was a registered pedophile.

Maybe I'm a prude, but the idea of someone masturbating at work strikes me as an act of almost comic desperation. Not much ambiance in a dirty, fluorescent-lit bathroom stall...plus the acoustics are almost guaranteed to carry that sound where you don't want it to go!