Hands-on

By poolgirl789 - 03/09/2013 06:30 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Spicy
Today, I had to feed an elderly man in the care home in which I work while he was whacking off. Our work policy states that I have to pretend not to notice. FML
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_GoodGuy 11

Can't wait to reach old age, I can do anything I want ;)

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crazytwinsmom 25

I would think he'd be able to feed himself if he can whack off.

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bubblemint00 6

pretty good at multi tasking eh

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TheDrifter 23

So many "come back when he's done" comments. Am I the only one thinking that he'd likely just wait until she came back to finish?

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TheDrifter 23

You think I could get away with it now, or do I have to wait until I hit geriatric?

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1dvs_bstd 41

The hell kind of policy is that? Just dump the food and let the old perv feed himself, dafuq!!

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nickob96 25

Does this happen so often that your company has a policy regarding it?...I find it wired

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worldclassrager 39

That's an intreating rule...maybe you find a way not to feed him again...

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FrankHotpants 31

...you can go to get fed while whacking it?? Maybe being old isn't so bad.

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numberswoman 14

That must have been one hell of a terrific meal!

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jayellef 3

How to do pretend not to notice when there's jiz all over you? That's so gross, I wouldn't work there.

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