By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 00:00 - United Kingdom

Not funny anymore

Today at work, the security threw out an old man in his 80s that had been caught masturbating while hiding in the ladies changing room. I thought it was funny until my manager told me to clean up that very same changing room with the old man spunk all over the wall and floor. FML
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By  bl3ur0z3  |  17

Once, my 2 week old baby projectile pooped. All over the wall on the other side of the room. It was impressive and my dad found it hilarious. I let him clean up after his grandson.

By  checamuk  |  7

Surely they should summon a biohazard team. If that happened to me I'd be resigning on the spot. Otherwise I'd be adding projectile vomit to the spunky wall decoration.