Not funny anymore

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today at work, the security threw out an old man in his 80s that had been caught masturbating while hiding in the ladies changing room. I thought it was funny until my manager told me to clean up that very same changing room with the old man spunk all over the wall and floor. FML
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manb91gb 14
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You probably wouldn't have been picked if you hadn't been acting like a child about it.. You were chosen so it would help you grow up

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7and7is 20
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At 80 he can still hit the wall, that’s admirable.

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7and7is 20
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At 80 he can still hit the wall, that’s admirable.

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mfranks19891989 10
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Yea I wouldn’t have told my boss no to cleaning that up.

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manb91gb 14
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And you would have been fired

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mfranks19891989 10
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And I would be fine with that I wouldn’t clean up someone else’s sperm

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manb91gb 14
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You probably wouldn't have been picked if you hadn't been acting like a child about it.. You were chosen so it would help you grow up

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bl3ur0z3 17
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Once, my 2 week old baby projectile pooped. All over the wall on the other side of the room. It was impressive and my dad found it hilarious. I let him clean up after his grandson.

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Ksweety_fml 27
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ouuuu, karma!

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4EverMarie 24
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YDI for thinking that being a disgusting perv is funny

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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Karma; it's not just a chameleon.

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E2dav 5
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A disgusting pervert isn't funny. He's probs an old predator. Yuck.

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checamuk 7
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Surely they should summon a biohazard team. If that happened to me I'd be resigning on the spot. Otherwise I'd be adding projectile vomit to the spunky wall decoration.

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