By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 00:00 - United Kingdom

Not funny anymore

Today at work, the security threw out an old man in his 80s that had been caught masturbating while hiding in the ladies changing room. I thought it was funny until my manager told me to clean up that very same changing room with the old man spunk all over the wall and floor. FML

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By manb91gb | 11

#7862983 - Friday 29 November 2019 8:58

You probably wouldn't have been picked if you hadn't been acting like a child about it.. You were chosen so it would help you grow up

By 7and7is | 18

#7862948 - Friday 29 November 2019 2:11

At 80 he can still hit the wall, that’s admirable.

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By 7and7is | 18

#7862948 - Friday 29 November 2019 2:11

At 80 he can still hit the wall, that’s admirable.

By mfranks19891989 | 10

#7862950 - Friday 29 November 2019 3:07

Yea I wouldn’t have told my boss no to cleaning that up.

manb91gb | 11

#7862982 - Friday 29 November 2019 8:57

And you would have been fired

mfranks19891989 | 10

#7863029 - Friday 29 November 2019 12:27

And I would be fine with that I wouldn’t clean up someone else’s sperm

By manb91gb | 11

#7862983 - Friday 29 November 2019 8:58

You probably wouldn't have been picked if you hadn't been acting like a child about it.. You were chosen so it would help you grow up

By bl3ur0z3 | 17

#7863046 - Friday 29 November 2019 15:00

Once, my 2 week old baby projectile pooped. All over the wall on the other side of the room. It was impressive and my dad found it hilarious. I let him clean up after his grandson.

By Ksweety_fml | 27

#7863069 - Friday 29 November 2019 17:22

ouuuu, karma!

By 4EverMarie | 24

#7863074 - Friday 29 November 2019 17:54

YDI for thinking that being a disgusting perv is funny

By BurnInDemonFire | 28

#7863147 - Saturday 30 November 2019 0:53

Karma; it's not just a chameleon.

By E2dav | 5

#7863164 - Saturday 30 November 2019 3:45

A disgusting pervert isn't funny. He's probs an old predator. Yuck.

By checamuk | 7

#7863299 - Saturday 30 November 2019 20:34

Surely they should summon a biohazard team. If that happened to me I'd be resigning on the spot. Otherwise I'd be adding projectile vomit to the spunky wall decoration.