By today - 17/03/2010 06:12

Spicy
Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 102
You deserved it 4 407

Same thing different taste

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mama2b3 20
neopoliandreams 0

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mama2b3 20
kevinkuz 0

he was doing the dance, the jerk

JustinKingr 0
JustinKingr 0

suck stupid auto correction on iPod

nothing better than a mouthful of water from the public pool

3DLoli 0

Possible pedo vs. Possible jailbait.

omg ive never been this close to #1 b4!

050294 0

It's pretty damn hillarious that these desperate creeps are hitting on you online, haha. Hey, guys, you're not getting laid and/or nude pics from an online compliment!

well go suck him off then maybe u can get down and dirty;) hehe

you proly enjoyed watching him, didn't you

now thats what i call a sticky situation

he thought it was the ocean. all he was doin was makin sea men lol

(Patricks voice) SHES PERDY SPONGEBOB (referring to #1) 

MF12 0

41 Just wait til the mods get you.

ilysweetcupcake 1
Cricketiscool 0

water aerobics! Everyone needs exercise.

crackiebob 0

I bet you went down there and helped him(; and WTF? how did he hold his breath that long??O:

You know the differnce between a nun and a chick in the tub? one has hope in her soul...

jasonsaied 1

I love how you take the time to put 'discretely' in quotes like that but it's still spelled wrong.

ashlynn610 12

you, my friend, fail...epically I might add.

I would have gotten out of that damn pool lol and warned all the girls walking around. that's just disgusting I'm going to think twice the next time I go swimming lol

#102 I guess he was a two pump chump

hhaalleeyy95 0
gregsdaman 0

that's y there is retirement, for that all day pool beat off session

haha I saw that once but it was a seven year old kid haha lols

you can turn that off in settings under keyboard

dancmgg 0
pasha135 0

mm.. mmm that reminds of when I was in the navy.

If only you could hold your breath longer..

neopoliandreams 0

Hell yeah. That shit's $25 on payperview.

JustinKingr 0
lickmyjock 0

did u suck on his snorkle for air?

that is soo disgusting. I hope you TATTLED on him.

FYLDeep 25

Didn't you read it? It says the only reason we wore the goggles was to watch the old man jerk it.

that's funny as **** now much too it I think you shoulda made a circle jerk in the pool.

actress5698 1

how can you seevinder water st a pond? Also how come you were looking at him underwater?

heyitslexx 3

Nobody ever said it was a pond. She said POOL

AquaSky 1

The goggles, they do nothing !

julian1179 0

lol "is it a good idea to microwave old junk!?" lol

well i heard "if u dont use it u lose it" ....i take it he's tryna keep his

e11e 0

hahaha! I guess you can't blame him for tryin not to lose it

blindyblonde13 0

uhumm thats just nasty and for those of you who think she/he meant the jerk as in the dance, you stupid. because that wouldnt be an FML it would just be hilarious.

he was kidding. it's a double- meaning word

wow let the oldies enjoy they're dicks before they need meds

Aussieprincess 7

Lol that is hilarious! old people need loving too!

madmonkeykilla 0

holy **** is that a girl or guy in ur pic, and I bet the girl helped him when she noticed

SuiGeneris01 2

you should have help him jerk it, since he's old he might have needed help. old people like it when the new generation help them.