u like

so hot

he was doing the dance, the jerk

he was jerking his hose, not dancing

haha that must such

suck stupid auto correction on iPod

#1 is sexy

swimming with the seamen is fun

nothing better than a mouthful of water from the public pool

Possible pedo vs. Possible jailbait.

omg ive never been this close to #1 b4!

It's pretty damn hillarious that these desperate creeps are hitting on you online, haha. Hey, guys, you're not getting laid and/or nude pics from an online compliment!

lol @ 29

haha I know rite

I know right

well go suck him off then maybe u can get down and dirty;) hehe

I bet he was near the water jet

AQUALUNG!!!

you proly enjoyed watching him, didn't you

now thats what i call a sticky situation

he thought it was the ocean. all he was doin was makin sea men lol

(Patricks voice) SHES PERDY SPONGEBOB (referring to #1) 

41 Just wait til the mods get you.

lmao old men like to Jack off too

f ur life indeed

bahahahaha nice.

water aerobics! Everyone needs exercise.

#61 that song sucks balls

woohoooo!!!

I bet you went down there and helped him(; and WTF? how did he hold his breath that long??O:

stfu

o.O omg lol.

You know the differnce between a nun and a chick in the tub? one has hope in her soul...

I love how you take the time to put 'discretely' in quotes like that but it's still spelled wrong.

was it big? lol <=3

was this pool in your back yard?

you, my friend, fail...epically I might add.

I would have gotten out of that damn pool lol and warned all the girls walking around. that's just disgusting I'm going to think twice the next time I go swimming lol

#102 I guess he was a two pump chump

dats nasty

Haha that suckssss.

that's y there is retirement, for that all day pool beat off session

haha I saw that once but it was a seven year old kid haha lols

you can turn that off in settings under keyboard

what does that mean?

Wonder who he was checking out ;)

Jerking itttt

mm.. mmm that reminds of when I was in the navy.

If only you could hold your breath longer..

Hell yeah. That shit's $25 on payperview.

I watched... kidding

did u suck on his snorkle for air?

that is soo disgusting. I hope you TATTLED on him.

Didn't you read it? It says the only reason we wore the goggles was to watch the old man jerk it.

It's free on the Internet

that's funny as fuck now much too it I think you shoulda made a circle jerk in the pool.

how can you seevinder water st a pond? Also how come you were looking at him underwater?

#8, did you read the post at all?

my thoughts excactly 14

Nobody ever said it was a pond. She said POOL

lol "is it a good idea to microwave old junk!?" lol

lol I love that show

well i heard "if u dont use it u lose it" ....i take it he's tryna keep his

hahaha! I guess you can't blame him for tryin not to lose it

I like big butts in a can

uhumm thats just nasty and for those of you who think she/he meant the jerk as in the dance, you stupid. because that wouldnt be an FML it would just be hilarious.

he was kidding. it's a double- meaning word

Fail! And ha!

Yeah and we love sperm in poolwater -.-

holy fuck is that a girl or guy in ur pic, and I bet the girl helped him when she noticed