By today - 17/03/2010 06:12

Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 060
You deserved it 4 397

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mama2b3 20

haha dirrty old men ;)

neopoliandreams 0

did you continue to watch?


mama2b3 20

haha dirrty old men ;)

kevinkuz 0

he was doing the dance, the jerk

he was jerking his hose, not dancing

JustinKingr 0

haha that must such

JustinKingr 0

suck stupid auto correction on iPod

swimming with the seamen is fun

nothing better than a mouthful of water from the public pool

3DLoli 0

Possible pedo vs. Possible jailbait.

omg ive never been this close to #1 b4!

050294 0

It's pretty damn hillarious that these desperate creeps are hitting on you online, haha. Hey, guys, you're not getting laid and/or nude pics from an online compliment!

haha I know rite

well go suck him off then maybe u can get down and dirty;) hehe

I bet he was near the water jet


you proly enjoyed watching him, didn't you

now thats what i call a sticky situation

he thought it was the ocean. all he was doin was makin sea men lol

(Patricks voice) SHES PERDY SPONGEBOB (referring to #1) 

MF12 0

41 Just wait til the mods get you.

lmao old men like to Jack off too

f ur life indeed

ilysweetcupcake 1

bahahahaha nice.

Cricketiscool 0

water aerobics! Everyone needs exercise.

crackiebob 0

#61 that song sucks balls


I bet you went down there and helped him(; and WTF? how did he hold his breath that long??O:

sugarbabyxoxo 2

o.O omg lol.

You know the differnce between a nun and a chick in the tub? one has hope in her soul...

jasonsaied 1

I love how you take the time to put 'discretely' in quotes like that but it's still spelled wrong.

ashlynn610 12

was it big? lol <=3

was this pool in your back yard?

you, my friend, fail...epically I might add.

I would have gotten out of that damn pool lol and warned all the girls walking around. that's just disgusting I'm going to think twice the next time I go swimming lol

#102 I guess he was a two pump chump

hhaalleeyy95 0

Haha that suckssss.

gregsdaman 0

that's y there is retirement, for that all day pool beat off session

haha I saw that once but it was a seven year old kid haha lols

you can turn that off in settings under keyboard

dancmgg 0

what does that mean?

Wonder who he was checking out ;)

pasha135 0

mm.. mmm that reminds of when I was in the navy.

If only you could hold your breath longer..

neopoliandreams 0

did you continue to watch?

Hell yeah. That shit's $25 on payperview.

JustinKingr 0

I watched... kidding

lickmyjock 0

did u suck on his snorkle for air?

that is soo disgusting. I hope you TATTLED on him.

FYLDeep 25

Didn't you read it? It says the only reason we wore the goggles was to watch the old man jerk it.

It's free on the Internet

are you a chick or guy

that's funny as fuck now much too it I think you shoulda made a circle jerk in the pool.

actress5698 1

how can you seevinder water st a pond? Also how come you were looking at him underwater?

#8, did you read the post at all?

my thoughts excactly 14

heyitslexx 3

Nobody ever said it was a pond. She said POOL

AquaSky 1

The goggles, they do nothing !

julian1179 0

lol "is it a good idea to microwave old junk!?" lol

lol I love that show

well i heard "if u dont use it u lose it" ....i take it he's tryna keep his

e11e 0

hahaha! I guess you can't blame him for tryin not to lose it

I like big butts in a can

can you teach me how to jerk?!?

blindyblonde13 0

uhumm thats just nasty and for those of you who think she/he meant the jerk as in the dance, you stupid. because that wouldnt be an FML it would just be hilarious.

he was kidding. it's a double- meaning word

wow let the oldies enjoy they're dicks before they need meds

you loved it didn't you?!

Aussieprincess 7

Lol that is hilarious! old people need loving too!

Yeah and we love sperm in poolwater -.-

madmonkeykilla 0

holy fuck is that a girl or guy in ur pic, and I bet the girl helped him when she noticed

SuiGeneris01 2

you should have help him jerk it, since he's old he might have needed help. old people like it when the new generation help them.