ajh557

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I'm da best and not cocky at all.

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Ajh557's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the Giants game. During the seventh inning stretch they showed me on the jumbo-tron. It was just in time for the entire stadium to see me pull a tampon out of my purse. FML

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By GiantsFan13 / Tuesday 23 July 2013 14:49 / United States - Fort Collins

Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML

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By Anonymous - / Monday 22 July 2013 16:53 / United States - Concord

Today, my girlfriend of over four years cheated on me in revenge for me abandoning our date last night. I'm a surgeon on call at the local hospital. FML

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By Anonymous / Saturday 13 July 2013 21:39 / United States - Salinas

Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML

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By notenoughunderwearintheworld - / Sunday 21 July 2013 20:54 / South Africa - Durban

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML

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You deserved it

By Aliiiice - / Tuesday 16 July 2013 13:18 / France - Offranville

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