Go forth and NOT multiply

By MirandaKristine - 06/03/2020 12:31 - United States - Miami

Today, my dad handed me my refilled birth control prescription. I thanked him, and he replied, "Well, God forbid you run out and reproduce." FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 287
You deserved it 305

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Sounds like a gen x version of a dad joke

Not feeling the love are ya, OP? :-(

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Sounds like a gen x version of a dad joke

He probably realized his mistake and was hoping you'd end your family's detriment to the gene pool.

Not feeling the love are ya, OP? :-(

If you’re still living with your parents, don’t take it personally.