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61 - Do you regularly poll people on their masturbation habits? Or do you just assume everyone has your same hygiene practices?

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104- Or touch anything another person will touch. Just to be safe, you should probably keep your hands in your pockets. Indefinitely.

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Before we get into a comment war, let me point out that most people are straight. Nothings wrong with homosexuality, so everyone relax

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Genders, sexual preferences and sarcasm aside, I still don't see how offering a hand would be any more appropriate than masturbating at work is in the first place. :p Not everyone wants to shit where they eat, so to speak. :P

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All you f*cks on FML take everything to literally. I'm sure if he offered to help he would have gotten a GREAT review, or fired.

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Do you like what I did there? How I repeated a joke/pun, but edited it slightly?! NO? Then stop doing it yourselves. You know who you are.

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96- If you're talking to 6, I'm 99% sure that picture is not him. If it is him, then he looks almost exactly like Eminem.

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Unfortunately, the FML doesn't say its a public restroom. On the other hand, if it was a single toilet bathroom, why did he not lock the door at least? Something besides OP's boss's penis is up with this story.

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