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Gotcha good

By fuck you, dad - 08/02/2014 20:54 - United States - Bellflower

Today, my family and I were celebrating my dad's birthday. The two of us were standing by the pool chatting, and I jokingly said "You're old now." I suppose I should have expected him to shove me into the pool, my phone still in hand, and retort, "You're soaked now." FML

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I baby sit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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You deserved it 9 725

By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 22:04 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML

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You deserved it 2 291

By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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You deserved it 6 635

By Anonymous - 26/08/2011 04:55 - United States

Today, my dad taught me how to swim. I had to keep doing a lot of strange movements to keep my body floating. While doing that, two 8-year-old girls came and asked me if i needed help getting out of the water. I'm a 20 year old guy. FML

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You deserved it 8 632

By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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You deserved it 7 267

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 37 103

By Kyle - 05/01/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML

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You deserved it 35 936

Shower time

By poolboy - 23/07/2012 04:28

Today, I was swimming in my pool with my two sons. A few hours later, while on Facebook, I saw that one of them had liked a photo with the caption, "Peeing in a pool, best feeling ever." FML

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You deserved it 2 801

In my day…

By thanks dad - 01/08/2020 02:02

Today, we were slowly introducing my daughter to the pool to help her get over her terrible fear of water. My father-in-law scoffed, called us pussies, and tossed my daughter straight into the water. When I threw him out, he insisted he was just trying to teach her to swim "the right way." FML

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You deserved it 280

By nopleasestopmother - 02/05/2014 23:03 - United States - Lake Mills

Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML

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You deserved it 3 669

fuckedPriceless 17

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:17

At least his mind hasn't aged!

swplphlsgois13 9

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:18

Well jokes on him if he has to buy you a new phone

Comments

sunshine41196 12

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:15

Your dad sounds like fun :D...jk...fyl op

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Sunday 9 February 2014 4:27

How is this getting down voted!? She was jking everyone! She was only jking!

DocDrose 20

Sunday 9 February 2014 5:41

he could have at least made sure she didn't have her phone...

MichellinMan 20

Sunday 9 February 2014 7:23

I always joked with my dad with stupid shit like that. OP's Dad is an asswipe.

guterkamerad 6

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:16

Well that escalated quickly.

cyttex 13

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:51

Please no

simplysarcastics 26

Sunday 9 February 2014 3:11

Stop the madness!

flame5768 14

Sunday 9 February 2014 4:07

hahahahahHAHAHAHAH no.

arandomusernameaa 20

Sunday 9 February 2014 21:07

@2 please put a shirt on...

TallMist 32

Friday 18 April 2014 20:06

#20 Madness?! This... Is... SPAAAARTAA-*Gunshot*

fuckedPriceless 17

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:17

At least his mind hasn't aged!

olpally 32

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:18

That's one thing you don't say to your dad, especially near a pool. Lol.

SmuggletheBudgie 15

Sunday 9 February 2014 3:57

ehh my dad couldent give a fat rats arse, if I said it to my mum on the other hand...

swplphlsgois13 9

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:18

Well jokes on him if he has to buy you a new phone

Kuro_Kamen 12

Sunday 9 February 2014 4:24

Not technically, especially if op is over 18. Just because dad pushed you in means he's obligated to do it.

Pixiecrack 11

Sunday 9 February 2014 5:55

Still at least op can replace their phone for free or at least cheap...Most plans come with awesome warranties like that

kylieh72 25

Sunday 9 February 2014 12:11

#29, being that the damage caused to the phone was his fault it is entirely the dad's responsibility to replace or fix it...

kbecks87 16

Sunday 9 February 2014 14:43

Not really, 49. It may be the 'nice thing to do' but it's not a responsibility.

nix1993 41

Sunday 9 February 2014 16:42

If he pays for his own phone then damn right it's his dad's responsibility to replace it. If you ruin someone else's phone through an act of your own stupidity (whether it's in a playful way or not) it's up to you to replace it. It's not the 'nice thing to do' it's the natural thing to do, you can't expect someone else to shell out because you're an immature asshole. Also, depending on the state, you could be required by law to do so. Destruction of property is a crime, mate.