Today, my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhaled my cup of green tea steam, without knowing that slowly I was moving my cup closer to my nose. Hot tea was sucked into my left nostril and burned the inside badly. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
Today, my nose was really stuffed up and I was out of cold medicine. I heard spices may help with this kind of problem. Unfortunately I thought red pepper would be a great thing to snort at the time. Not only is my nose still stuffed up but I also have immense nasal pain. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML
Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML
Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML
Today, I went over to my friend’s house while she was sick. In order to show me how bad her sense of smell was, she took a handful of VapoRub and rubbed it all over and inside of my nose then said, “Can you smell that? I can’t.” Yes, I can. But I can also feel my nostrils burning. FML
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Top comments
aback 5
Don't read magazines while you're ironing or using the blowtorch, either.
Bubbelz 25
4 You are aware that you just used the internet to post that reply right?
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Comments (88)
crookies 0
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mustardcat 1
ouch that sucks
SChew 6
#1 - u suck for just at commenting
FFML_314 12
#14 - you suck for just at insulting.
CitizenSnipz 0
literally, that sucks.
gohabs21 0
Way to go...
NightSkyx 0
maybe you thought that you Porno magazine was real and kept tryin to sniff it thinking you'd smell a ****** or something. Hormones is a b**** -.-
cole86 0
poor wittle baby...
cole86 0
poor poor wittle babay
cole86 0
sorry bout the double comments haha btw wat does ftw mean?
hahafylop 4
ftw= for the win.
randomnameflob 0
or F*ck the world.
Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0
IT'S CALLED VICKS MUTHAFUKIN VAPORUB YOU STUPID HOR!!!!!!!
panchod1234 0
some people are just retarded
hollowranger81 4
Or **** the world
aklm15 14
But did it work OP
Rallred32 20
Haha coming from the canadiens.
BeautifulDizaztr 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for listening to your friends or the Internet. Next time use Vicks. Ha!
impatientkarma 0
My friends and the internet would also suggest Vicks, so I shouldn't listen to them? So yeah...
Bubbelz 25
4 You are aware that you just used the internet to post that reply right?
_Jonah_ 0
Lol...If your somehow reading a magazine while inhaling tea, your doing it wrong.
aback 5
Don't read magazines while you're ironing or using the blowtorch, either.
Molord1 0
that sucks at least it wasn't boiling water though
darkbob101 16
I don't think you grasp the concept of how tea is made and how steam is created.
FFML_314 12
Playgirl is rather distracting, so I guess I understand.
Jimboom 12
At least your nose isn't stuffy anymore
lu95 16
the steam works though!
brokenclockwork 0
i have the urge to call this FML fake.
lizamaphone 6
me too. op would have to inhale pretty hard to suck tea inside their nose
chaingling 0
couldnt happen