FML : Today, my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhaled my cup of green tea...

Today, my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhaled my cup of green tea steam, without knowing that slowly I was moving my cup closer to my nose. Hot tea was sucked into my left nostril and burned the inside badly. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 10 September 2010 04:09 / United States

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By aback | 4

#1382194 - Friday 10 September 2010 12:20

Don't read magazines while you're ironing or using the blowtorch, either.

By Bubbelz | 24

#1382836 - Friday 10 September 2010 02:34

4 You are aware that you just used the internet to post that reply right?

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By crookies | 0

#1382140 - Friday 10 September 2010 12:15

mustardcat | 1

#1382145 - Friday 10 September 2010 12:16

ouch that sucks

SChew | 6

#1382270 - Friday 10 September 2010 12:27

#1 - u suck for just at commenting

FFML_314 | 11

#1382461 - Friday 10 September 2010 01:02

#14 - you suck for just at insulting.

CitizenSnipz | 0

#1383258 - Friday 10 September 2010 04:40

literally, that sucks.

By gohabs21 | 0

#1382142 - Friday 10 September 2010 12:15

Way to go...

NightSkyx | 0

#1382922 - Friday 10 September 2010 03:01

maybe you thought that you Porno magazine was real and kept tryin to sniff it thinking you'd smell a vagina or something. Hormones is a b**** -.-

cole86 | 0

#1384882 - Saturday 11 September 2010 12:44

poor wittle baby...

cole86 | 0

#1384900 - Saturday 11 September 2010 12:49

poor poor wittle babay

cole86 | 0

#1384907 - Saturday 11 September 2010 12:51

sorry bout the double comments haha btw wat does ftw mean?

hahafylop | 4

#1384955 - Saturday 11 September 2010 01:08

ftw= for the win.

randomnameflob | 0

#1385115 - Saturday 11 September 2010 01:28

or F*ck the world.

Mars_Bars_Big_Na | 0

#1385261 - Saturday 11 September 2010 01:52

IT'S CALLED VICKS MUTHAFUKIN VAPORUB YOU STUPID HOR!!!!!!!

panchod1234 | 0

#1386606 - Saturday 11 September 2010 09:00

some people are just retarded

hollowranger81 | 4

#4235329 - Friday 30 March 2012 02:18

Or fuck the world

aklm15 | 14

#5589177 - Saturday 20 July 2013 08:44

But did it work OP

Rallred32 | 20

#5872172 - Saturday 1 March 2014 04:59

Haha coming from the canadiens.

By BeautifulDizaztr | 0

#1382150 - Friday 10 September 2010 12:16

YDI for listening to your friends or the Internet. Next time use Vicks. Ha!

impatientkarma | 0

#1382214 - Friday 10 September 2010 12:21

My friends and the internet would also suggest Vicks, so I shouldn't listen to them? So yeah...

Bubbelz | 24

#1382836 - Friday 10 September 2010 02:34

4 You are aware that you just used the internet to post that reply right?

By _Jonah_ | 0

#1382182 - Friday 10 September 2010 12:18

Lol...If your somehow reading a magazine while inhaling tea, your doing it wrong.

By aback | 4

#1382194 - Friday 10 September 2010 12:20

Don't read magazines while you're ironing or using the blowtorch, either.

By Molord1 | 0

#1382196 - Friday 10 September 2010 12:20

that sucks at least it wasn't boiling water though

darkbob101 | 16

#6498970 - Friday 1 January 2016 09:17

I don't think you grasp the concept of how tea is made and how steam is created.

By FFML_314 | 11

#1382204 - Friday 10 September 2010 12:21

Playgirl is rather distracting, so I guess I understand.

By Jimboom | 11

#1382230 - Friday 10 September 2010 12:23

At least your nose isn't stuffy anymore

By lu95 | 16

#1382246 - Friday 10 September 2010 12:25

the steam works though!

By brokenclockwork | 0

#1382251 - Friday 10 September 2010 12:25

i have the urge to call this FML fake.

lizamaphone | 6

#1382570 - Friday 10 September 2010 01:31

me too. op would have to inhale pretty hard to suck tea inside their nose

chaingling | 0

#1382664 - Friday 10 September 2010 01:55

couldnt happen

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