Nomnom

By wow babe - 19/11/2012 17:46 - United States - Arnold

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Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML
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boating_guy 33

Dear God, I might never think of Frosted Flakes the same way again....

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FlyingPie 17

I generally don't like to think of flakes in combination with the genital area..

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

At least he wasn't going slurpslurpslurpslurp. That sound would gross me out so much more than nomnomnom. I'm more of a fan of "kywaaa" cuz I imagine karate chopping the the evil "Chuck Norris" with my tongue. Lol.

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mfischer 17

As long as she doesn't snap, crackle, or pop when she gets wet.

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Inheritance 10

Pacman would be proud!

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negb 30

My boyfriend jokes about doing this...

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Oohyeahh 5

@69...HAHA the irony in your comment number and the post.

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onlychildFTW 33

Anyone else actually read it in the tigers voice? Or was I the only one???

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myusername23 17

It's Cookie Monster that makes that sound

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mfischer 17

V is for ******, that's good enough for me...

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Feared 9

Should have been "P is for pussy" because cookie is 2 syllables.

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mfischer 17

Forgive me, I've been reading the V for Vendetta comics. My mind is on the letter V.

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BlowinChronic 18

That was enlightening. Ever considered writing a book?

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Pleonasm 35

I believe that was the blurb right there.

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ConfederateSlave 2

Why does this have so many negative comments?

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timjones 8

Okay I have to ask. Is that a noodle sticking from your mouth? That's what I've always thought it was. What is it?

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Helloilike_lacro 8

He's holding up a fake mustache genius. It is the stick from it.

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hotPinklipstick 24

It's a mustache on a stick. It's so people who want to participate in no shave November, but can't due to lack of facial hair, can actually partake in the activities. Edit: 84 beat me to it. Also I'm sure that's not the true reason behind it, but it sounded good in my sleep deprived head.

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Pleonasm 35

Picture was taken in July, sorry ;) maybe one day I'll post my real stache.

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FYLinAmajorWay 1

I guess it's better than, "Wakawakawakawakawaka"...Eat all the ghosts! Now eat the cherry for bonus points!!

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omg36 7

Omggg that made me crack the **** up

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aruges93 12

Wow that would definitely kill it for me or maybe just make me laugh :)

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happle 21

I don't understand why that would kill the mood... I'd laugh too if my boyfriend did that.

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aruges93 12

Well at first I thought it would be weird then I actually thought about it and I would just laugh and tell him to get back to it lol

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Ally156 5

You say snake's are adorable???? They scare the hell out of me!

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Isoldael 27

As for this comment, it's a League of Legends reference - I can imagine the bf saying this next ^^

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wildsweetchild 19

You OP don't have a good sense of humor! I would laugh my ass off and pay him back with something funny and nice as well !

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perdix 29

He was probably having a PTSD flashback of his time in 'Nam. It reminded him of the steamy jungle with untold danger lurking ahead.

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Pleonasm 35

If he starts saying "fire in the hole," you get outta there.

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