By Anonymous - /
Saturday 18 March 2017 07:00 /
United States - Westerville
VonBlitzkrieg
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27 Badges:
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244 Comments
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2470 Visits
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38 Favorites
I frequent this site to laugh at your misery. This site has taught me two things: 1. Cats are assholes. 2. You can't trust hobos.
Me personally, I am a die-hard metalhead, I play guitar, I speak Spanish, plenty of German, tons of Italian, and I just picked up French. Also, I'm atheist, and I love muscle cars. Did I mention I vape? I vape.
I can see who checks out my profile. I'm flattered.
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start. -
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern. -
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic. -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account. -
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.” -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m. -
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done! -
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge. -
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute! -
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you. -
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see… -
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature. -
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter. -
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated. -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment. -
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile. -
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky. -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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