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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 26 June 2012 22:04 / United Kingdom
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Because people were having sexy time in the water.... Not that hard to figure it out >.> what else do you do with a condom??? (balloons)

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Because their are some people who think, "Oh I've got a great idea, lets do it on the beach. That will be great."

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Condoms are almost everywhere. Because people have sex almost everywhere. The only WTF about this is your not being able to conceive of beach sex.

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#1, because the homeless man finally threw his 'magic one-finger glove' after being unable to sell it

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Didn't you listen to California Gurls by Katy Perry? "Sex, on the beach..." There's also: "We freak, in my jeep" And "Birds, break their necks, trying to get a little sneak peek, at us..." And somewhere I'm pretty sure it says something about doing "Doggy-Dog" ir something like that Lol

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Also because even when people do it in the privacy of home and flush them down the toilet after, they will end up in the ocean. Hasn't anyone here watched Finding Nemo? All drains lead to the sea!! That's how kidnapped fishies get home and condoms get in peoples hair.

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15, when mermaids get pregnant, how do they give birth? With a sea-section! Ahahahahahaha... No? Okay. (hides in shame)

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You should still use a condom doing anal, you might not get a girl pregnant but it wouldn't stop your dick from falling off. Don't be silly wrap your willy.

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me and some of my friends had a week long debate about that a few months ago . we had been trying to think of something weird to talk about to see what peoples reactions were, and that was what we decided ^_^ we came to the conclusion that they use the ends of their fins and do it scissors =P

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Seariously guys stop comment stupid puns... You guys are being shellfish... His comment was probably not even on porpoise... Quit being such Beaches

Ah memories at the beach. You'll look back on this and laugh. In the meantime, get to the fucking showers (if there are any nearby)! I hope for your sake OP, it wasn't burst.

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