By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Edinburgh
Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML
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By  funnytruth  |  0

Wtf why whould a condom be a the beach?


Didn't you listen to California Gurls by Katy Perry?
"Sex, on the beach..."
There's also:
"We freak, in my jeep"
"Birds, break their necks, trying to get a little sneak peek, at us..."
And somewhere I'm pretty sure it says something about doing "Doggy-Dog" ir something like that


  VeganVampyre  |  26

Also because even when people do it in the privacy of home and flush them down the toilet after, they will end up in the ocean. Hasn't anyone here watched Finding Nemo? All drains lead to the sea!! That's how kidnapped fishies get home and condoms get in peoples hair.

  elliotb94  |  9

You should still use a condom doing anal, you might not get a girl pregnant but it wouldn't stop your dick from falling off. Don't be silly wrap your willy.

  EMTchic  |  14

me and some of my friends had a week long debate about that a few months ago . we had been trying to think of something weird to talk about to see what peoples reactions were, and that was what we decided ^_^ we came to the conclusion that they use the ends of their fins and do it scissors =P

By  SkoomaKi  |  27

Ah memories at the beach. You'll look back on this and laugh.

In the meantime, get to the fucking showers (if there are any nearby)! I hope for your sake OP, it wasn't burst.