By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 22:04 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 343
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Those damn Mermaids!

Did it have seamen on it?


Wtf why whould a condom be a the beach?

Because people were having sexy time in the water.... Not that hard to figure it out >.> what else do you do with a condom??? (balloons)

Mermaids getting frisky.

Because their are some people who think, "Oh I've got a great idea, lets do it on the beach. That will be great."

15 - With aquaman

ferrousWheel 6

Condoms are almost everywhere. Because people have sex almost everywhere. The only WTF about this is your not being able to conceive of beach sex.

rcgirl2 11

Because Aquaman is gettin' it on with the fish.

TheSnakeDoctor20 17

1- I have the feeling you've never driven around with a girl with a full box of condoms having no plans at all!

koolkat27 13

20- But having sex in public is going too far. Maybe it's just me, but I would be uncomfortable having sex with people around.

Because of all those seamen at sea

Sex on the beach. Duh

#1, because the homeless man finally threw his 'magic one-finger glove' after being unable to sell it

That's the beauty of sex in the sea. No one can tell....

1- See, when a man and a woman really loves each other...

Meghanlamar 5

Ikr? That's what I was wondering!!

Is this how mermaids are born ? 0_o

Didn't you listen to California Gurls by Katy Perry? "Sex, on the beach..." There's also: "We freak, in my jeep" And "Birds, break their necks, trying to get a little sneak peek, at us..." And somewhere I'm pretty sure it says something about doing "Doggy-Dog" ir something like that Lol

Also because even when people do it in the privacy of home and flush them down the toilet after, they will end up in the ocean. Hasn't anyone here watched Finding Nemo? All drains lead to the sea!! That's how kidnapped fishies get home and condoms get in peoples hair.

18- That's it! You've finally discovered Aquaman's power!! He gets a lot of mermaid pu- ... Wait... >.> ...Tail

omgcookeys 15

15, when mermaids get pregnant, how do they give birth? With a sea-section! Ahahahahahaha... No? Okay. (hides in shame)

Mermaid sex!!!!!!!!!!!!

You obviously haven't been to Scotland

ferrousWheel 6

It's seawater. Ain't it always salty?

I was implying something else but yes, Sea water is always salty my friend!

You dont FUCKEN say

Ew ! Reason why people shouldn't litter !

Those damn Mermaids!

TheElderTROLLZ 15

Why can't they just do it anal?

You should still use a condom doing anal, you might not get a girl pregnant but it wouldn't stop your dick from falling off. Don't be silly wrap your willy.

They just can't help themselves. :P

me and some of my friends had a week long debate about that a few months ago . we had been trying to think of something weird to talk about to see what peoples reactions were, and that was what we decided ^_^ we came to the conclusion that they use the ends of their fins and do it scissors =P

78- They do bass to mouth. Or maybe they lay eggs. Who knows.

mrsxsavage 3


Did it have seamen on it?

koolkat27 13

The salt of the sea probably washed it out. If not, that's fucking gross!

It took me awhile but now I sea what you did there.

FMLshark 12

33- You shore did.

CorporalDunn 4

No, it had seawomen on it...

29, don't be a beach, just have fun with the joke.

33- you're effin gorgeous

I wonder if OP saw any sperm whales while out at see

TheVelocirabbit 10

Water you people talking about?

You guys are so shelly :)

You jelly??

Halibut we stop now.

Seariously guys stop comment stupid puns... You guys are being shellfish... His comment was probably not even on porpoise... Quit being such Beaches

Stop being so crabby.

Cum on you guys, don't make fun of OP.

sporty1200xlr 6

Watch out for those sea snakes!!

Ah memories at the beach. You'll look back on this and laugh. In the meantime, get to the fucking showers (if there are any nearby)! I hope for your sake OP, it wasn't burst.

Make a balloon out of it and use it as a floater. You know what they say safety first

ByronJess 17

Can't beat some nice beach sex. :)

A100893 30

....*cracks up* Your parents have a good sense of humor.