Could be worse. The dad could have beat the shit out of his son. Milk is pretty tame compared to domestic violence.

No use crying over spilt milk

You're father is a cool guy. I would've done things that will actually hurt you to shutup...

If he jokingly poured milk all over your head then wouldn't that mean he didn't really do it?

I jokingly laughed at this FML.

Wash your hair then! Don't moan about it...

Lol thats very refreshing. Least its not fucking sticky mango juice. I had a whole glass of that thrown on me.

I know a girl named Kyle...

One time me, my grandma, my dad and my sister were at a resteraunt. He put butter on my face so I threw spaghetti at him... Then he dumped Water all over me so we could go On the carriage ride

*drenches you with milk* JUST KIDDINGG, gotcha there son!

I would have then jokingly given him a big sloppy milk hug

Gosh! His dad must be really defensive of his age. (I hope OP isn't lactose intolerant)

Golly gee wiz! If OP was the lactose intolerance would only play a factor if the milk was ingested.

Agreed

16-Derp

"Ahh milk! It burns!!!"

GoW_Chick thanks for teaching me something new about milk today :D

Karma doesn't do jack shit! I'm wanted for three murders, two rapes, and arson. Nothing has happened.

A father pouring milk on his son for mocking him isn't karma. Goddammit.

29 - Don't say that! He's watching. ( •).( •)

Geez

Yes, joking around makes him a horrible child... More like the dad needs to lighten up and take a joke.

Clearly you can't see the difference between a joker and a horrible kid.

There are no horrible children, just horrible parents.

Horrible parents are children too.

Recent studies indicate 95% of all people on fml don't know what a joke is.

Lol idiot comment

And picture & music taste

I see what you did there... :D

Stop milking all the good puns.

Yeah? Kiss my dairyère.

How dairy he waste that milk!! There are thirsty kids in...oh Nevermind. I suck at this. :-D

I think you'd be better off saying, "How dairy?!" dairy he sound redundant. :)

Well played, folks. I love a good pun, and this comment is casein point. Only 2 people will get that, and I'm one of them. :(

i love Linux

It sucks that there's hardly any puns in my language. :(

I lactose puns you guys, good work

Did the OP cow-er in humiliation?