By Kyle - 05/01/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML
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What a sweet father/son relationship.

He poured milk all over his son? Such actions are, in my opinion, legendairy.


What a sweet father/son relationship.

Could be worse. The dad could have beat the shit out of his son. Milk is pretty tame compared to domestic violence.

No use crying over spilt milk

smileeee_fml 0

You're father is a cool guy. I would've done things that will actually hurt you to shutup...

If he jokingly poured milk all over your head then wouldn't that mean he didn't really do it?

Jakesterk96 8

I jokingly laughed at this FML.

Wash your hair then! Don't moan about it...

GovernorGeneral 8

Lol thats very refreshing. Least its not fucking sticky mango juice. I had a whole glass of that thrown on me.

I know a girl named Kyle...

okiidokii_fml 6

One time me, my grandma, my dad and my sister were at a resteraunt. He put butter on my face so I threw spaghetti at him... Then he dumped Water all over me so we could go On the carriage ride

*drenches you with milk* JUST KIDDINGG, gotcha there son!

Mandy0325 1

I would have then jokingly given him a big sloppy milk hug

GoW_Chick 14

Don't cry over spilt milk!

SecretMe00 5

Gosh! His dad must be really defensive of his age. (I hope OP isn't lactose intolerant)

GoW_Chick 14

Golly gee wiz! If OP was the lactose intolerance would only play a factor if the milk was ingested.

"Ahh milk! It burns!!!"

Melster 0

GoW_Chick thanks for teaching me something new about milk today :D

Karma doesn't do jack shit! I'm wanted for three murders, two rapes, and arson. Nothing has happened.

puppypuncher 5

A father pouring milk on his son for mocking him isn't karma. Goddammit.

29 - Don't say that! He's watching. ( •).( •)

You took a milk bath!

Ahahaa. Go dad

If your dad did this jokingly, seems like he has an odd sense of humor. Must be the senility kicking in.

M0rt 0

That's what happens when you disrespect your father YDI for being a horrible child.

Yes, joking around makes him a horrible child... More like the dad needs to lighten up and take a joke.

Clearly you can't see the difference between a joker and a horrible kid.

pitchblease 2

There are no horrible children, just horrible parents.

RedPillSucks 31

Horrible parents are children too.

M0rt 0

Recent studies indicate 95% of all people on fml don't know what a joke is.

SamanthaLovesJB 0

Lol idiot

TKmax 5

Lol idiot comment

And picture & music taste

spongebob1990 3

Dude you never do that to an old guy lol :)

He poured milk all over his son? Such actions are, in my opinion, legendairy.

I see what you did there... :D

Stop milking all the good puns.

Yeah? Kiss my dairyère.

thatKidzmOm 10

How dairy he waste that milk!! There are thirsty kids in...oh Nevermind. I suck at this. :-D

I think you'd be better off saying, "How dairy?!" dairy he sound redundant. :)

Well played, folks. I love a good pun, and this comment is casein point. Only 2 people will get that, and I'm one of them. :(

i love Linux

FinJage 18

It sucks that there's hardly any puns in my language. :(

anzie_fml 9

I lactose puns you guys, good work

bobbycorwen 5

Did the OP cow-er in humiliation?