By Kyle - 05/01/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML
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chili10 18
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What a sweet father/son relationship.

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28
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He poured milk all over his son? Such actions are, in my opinion, legendairy.

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chili10 18
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What a sweet father/son relationship.

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Keyman1212 14
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Could be worse. The dad could have beat the shit out of his son. Milk is pretty tame compared to domestic violence.

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ComTlancy 12
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No use crying over spilt milk

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smileeee_fml 0

You're father is a cool guy. I would've done things that will actually hurt you to shutup...

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Jackmangold 0
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If he jokingly poured milk all over your head then wouldn't that mean he didn't really do it?

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Jakesterk96 8

I jokingly laughed at this FML.

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iBoardSlide 0
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Wash your hair then! Don't moan about it...

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GovernorGeneral 8

Lol thats very refreshing. Least its not fucking sticky mango juice. I had a whole glass of that thrown on me.

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Bekll 31
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I know a girl named Kyle...

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okiidokii_fml 6

One time me, my grandma, my dad and my sister were at a resteraunt. He put butter on my face so I threw spaghetti at him... Then he dumped Water all over me so we could go On the carriage ride

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bagginzy 14
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*drenches you with milk* JUST KIDDINGG, gotcha there son!

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Mandy0325 1

I would have then jokingly given him a big sloppy milk hug

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GoW_Chick 14

Don't cry over spilt milk!

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SecretMe00 5

Gosh! His dad must be really defensive of his age. (I hope OP isn't lactose intolerant)

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GoW_Chick 14

Golly gee wiz! If OP was the lactose intolerance would only play a factor if the milk was ingested.

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chili10 18
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"Ahh milk! It burns!!!"

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Melster 0

GoW_Chick thanks for teaching me something new about milk today :D

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upyourzlolz 11
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Karma doesn't do jack shit! I'm wanted for three murders, two rapes, and arson. Nothing has happened.

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puppypuncher 5

A father pouring milk on his son for mocking him isn't karma. Goddammit.

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Stahrgeyzer 8
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29 - Don't say that! He's watching. ( •).( •)

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kelissa_fml 16
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You took a milk bath!

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ninjaboy18 6
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Ahahaa. Go dad

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kidwiththeface42 7
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If your dad did this jokingly, seems like he has an odd sense of humor. Must be the senility kicking in.

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M0rt 0

That's what happens when you disrespect your father YDI for being a horrible child.

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TheMaster15 10
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Yes, joking around makes him a horrible child... More like the dad needs to lighten up and take a joke.

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cocodecoeur 12
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Clearly you can't see the difference between a joker and a horrible kid.

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pitchblease 2

There are no horrible children, just horrible parents.

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RedPillSucks 31

Horrible parents are children too.

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M0rt 0

Recent studies indicate 95% of all people on fml don't know what a joke is.

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SamanthaLovesJB 0

Lol idiot

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TKmax 5

Lol idiot comment

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Jimster1712 0
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And picture & music taste

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spongebob1990 3

Dude you never do that to an old guy lol :)

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28
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He poured milk all over his son? Such actions are, in my opinion, legendairy.

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kidwiththeface42 7
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I see what you did there... :D

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ICATiger 13
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Stop milking all the good puns.

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28
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Yeah? Kiss my dairyère.

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thatKidzmOm 10

How dairy he waste that milk!! There are thirsty kids in...oh Nevermind. I suck at this. :-D

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laden_swallow09 34
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I think you'd be better off saying, "How dairy?!" dairy he sound redundant. :)

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DocBastard 38
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Well played, folks. I love a good pun, and this comment is casein point. Only 2 people will get that, and I'm one of them. :(

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Pentium_4 27
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i love Linux

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FinJage 18

It sucks that there's hardly any puns in my language. :(

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anzie_fml 9

I lactose puns you guys, good work

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bobbycorwen 5

Did the OP cow-er in humiliation?

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