By Anonymous - United States - Los Angeles
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
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  WhoWhat_fml  |  10

This is one of those FMLs that you think can't get worse than this. OP, your son should know that doing that in public is gross since he was able to get on the diving board.

  tjv3  |  10

Way to watch your child there OP. my ex gf was at a public pool with her kids and she got distracted for no more than 3 minutes and her oldest daughter fell and drowned. Like I said this was a public pool with people around. Also this is a true event her daughter's name was Kylie Lampson you can google it and read what happened

  timelessone  |  16

That's extremely insensitive to say. First off that's tragic and unfortunate for your ex and not that its her fault in any way, but to compare that situation with the OP's is ignorant at best. let's hope you don't ever have to go through that with your own kids. but then again maybe you should avoid having any at all.

  OhDearBetrayal  |  25

51- That girl was 11 years old and in a kiddie pool no deeper than 2.5 feet. It was not her moms fault. Who would think that they need to watch intensely over their 11 year old as they enter a kiddie pool?

  nix1993  |  41

#51: Do you really think it's appropriate to be putting stuff like that on the cml of all places?! It's not your tragedy to share and this certainly is not the place to share it. Insensitive asshole. Also, reading about it, people say the girl was ignored for over 7 minutes, so the mother was 'distracted' for more than 3 minutes.