By konens_dick - 22/03/2009 10:38 - United States

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML
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Same thing different taste

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CptJackSwallows 0

that is bloody funny. Plan on how to get him back.

Inkspell 2


CptJackSwallows 0

that is bloody funny. Plan on how to get him back.

I love how everyone assumes the roommate wasn't being serious. Maybe they did have some fun the night before.

ericshun313 0
Adrian66_fml 0

EPIC WIN!!!!! I love it. Sounds like something my friends and I would do. Then laugh our asses off about it.

hobojo11 0
Inkspell 2
eastsidehippie 0

Good luck trying to explain that one

"Uhh, dad... He's... We're not... Just.... Nevermind. So how's mom?"

HAHAHAH id wanna chill with your roommate (no ****)

iMP0W3R 0

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rednick95 0

379-moron none of them were gay he was just screwing his friend over since he knew his dad was there

how did he know it was his dad if it was a surprise visit?

TheBitchOfChuckN 7

379-Hanging out with someone is gay? 0.o

Thats funny as F*** but heres a plan next time he brings a girl back to the room wake them both up and shot "I can't believe you went out last night got drunk and brought home another girl this is hurting our relationship and i can't be with you if you keep cheating on me" followed by " this one doesn't look too manly what were you thinking!"

wow #10 nice one :) hahahahahahaha agreed.

Adrian66_fml 0

or; OP: hey, I've invited your family to dinner, my treat. room mate: k, sweet (enter fancy resteraunt) -OP gets down on one leg in front of family- OP (in gay voice) Sweetheart, I've invited your family here to show them we are in love, no longer will we have to hide it. Will you marry me? room mate: shit...

2011softballgirl 0

omg love this idea! freaking halarious!!! =)

Moonshadows 1

LMAO! OP, please use this idea!

countryrose92 23

#10, wouldn't it be funnier to insult the girl by saying "you could at least do it with an attractive looking one instead of this freaky looking one" or something like that. Make sure that ship sails away and NEVER comes back. Haha