FML : Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say...

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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By konens_dick - / Sunday 22 March 2009 10:38 / United States

Intimacy

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By CptJackSwallows | 0

#50043 - Sunday 22 March 2009 04:28

that is bloody funny. Plan on how to get him back.

By Inkspell | 2

#50045 - Sunday 22 March 2009 04:29

LMAO. that's a fun roommate.

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By zeeduhb | 0

#50041 - Sunday 22 March 2009 04:28

I LIKE DICK TOO. :O

Justforlolz | 13

#1087474 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 05:48

That's some sick shit there, Jimmy!

Laxer21 | 0

#1151039 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 04:56

wat a dick

DearLar | 0

#1285365 - Sunday 22 August 2010 05:25

fyl .

babygirl995 | 0

#1287911 - Monday 23 August 2010 04:29

your room mate is a genius

terranada | 3

#1314229 - Sunday 29 August 2010 02:02

lol I love ur roommate!!! xD

ferrettamer | 6

#1374094 - Thursday 9 September 2010 03:07

your roommate is pro

confusdsincbirth | 5

#1469366 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 03:07

ferrettamer i love ur pic. its true for me -.-

belouie | 2

#1739489 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 10:52

ur gay if u say uber

boatsandhos16 | 0

#2174938 - Saturday 12 March 2011 09:39

your roommate sounds hilarious haha

steffieee | 0

#2328082 - Monday 11 April 2011 04:08

I LOVE YOUR ROOMATE<3

JipvS | 15

#2908242 - Saturday 16 July 2011 08:34

Whahaha that's hilarious! Looking forward to read his story after you caught him back! :D

The_Tool1 | 13

#4020444 - Saturday 11 February 2012 06:07

Sounds like you guys had a gay time

BaconLover27 | 1

#5192744 - Wednesday 28 November 2012 01:08

Maximum Trolling Roommate:1 Op:0

gay_flavored_cx | 16

#5893012 - Saturday 22 March 2014 03:52

I LIKE DICK AS WELL

kaiuskc | 3

#6128311 - Wednesday 26 November 2014 08:46

Well no one like you gay boy

By CptJackSwallows | 0

#50043 - Sunday 22 March 2009 04:28

that is bloody funny. Plan on how to get him back.

GreenHacker | 0

#614908 - Sunday 11 October 2009 07:46

I love how everyone assumes the roommate wasn't being serious. Maybe they did have some fun the night before.

ericshun313 | 0

#853975 - Sunday 14 February 2010 07:32

that's fuckin hilarious

Adrian66_fml | 0

#969601 - Sunday 28 March 2010 03:14

EPIC WIN!!!!! I love it. Sounds like something my friends and I would do. Then laugh our asses off about it.

Nicksaysheyyy | 0

#977314 - Saturday 10 April 2010 05:05

gay

30hockeyfan4 | 0

#1015137 - Tuesday 1 June 2010 03:58

last night wha......

hobojo11 | 0

#1642793 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 06:07

by what dick slaping him

iluvmemicookies | 0

#2111073 - Tuesday 22 February 2011 01:33

what did your dad say

niccipicki | 0

#3652409 - Monday 28 November 2011 09:40

Pure gold

By Inkspell | 2

#50045 - Sunday 22 March 2009 04:29

LMAO. that's a fun roommate.

By lemyou | 0

#50049 - Sunday 22 March 2009 04:30

BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

gntfmlingnow | 12

#2970575 - Monday 25 July 2011 08:46

Owned

thanks_guys | 14

#6116760 - Wednesday 12 November 2014 03:24

~~(•_•)~~ ^ laughing dance

By fillmyheart028 | 0

#50052 - Sunday 22 March 2009 04:31

Hahaha! You're roommate is awesome!

Mikemfm88 | 6

#3452077 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 09:22

True that!

lolandstuff | 8

#5091403 - Sunday 28 October 2012 04:04

*Your

By ammali | 0

#50054 - Sunday 22 March 2009 04:31

LOL NICE!

By eastsidehippie | 0

#50055 - Sunday 22 March 2009 04:31

Good luck trying to explain that one

dudeman1212 | 22

#3728397 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 04:02

"Uhh, dad... He's... We're not... Just.... Nevermind. So how's mom?"

By nando92 | 0

#50064 - Sunday 22 March 2009 04:33

HAHAHAH id wanna chill with your roommate (no homo)

iMP0W3R | 0

#1226985 - Thursday 12 August 2010 07:56

you dumbass. that's like saying "I wanna have gay sex but not be gay." they're both fucking gay idiot.

rednick95 | 0

#2240952 - Friday 25 March 2011 06:51

379-moron none of them were gay he was just screwing his friend over since he knew his dad was there

roflrawrlol | 0

#3027361 - Wednesday 3 August 2011 06:35

how did he know it was his dad if it was a surprise visit?

TheBitchOfChuckN | 7

#3683067 - Sunday 4 December 2011 08:13

379-Hanging out with someone is gay? 0.o

yuuudiii | 13

#3711054 - Saturday 10 December 2011 01:40

he is nuts, but his room mate are cool

By Meri_fml | 0

#50067 - Sunday 22 March 2009 04:34

xD Your roommate is AWESOME! xDD

By dsous72 | 0

#50068 - Sunday 22 March 2009 04:34

Thats funny as F*** but heres a plan next time he brings a girl back to the room wake them both up and shot "I can't believe you went out last night got drunk and brought home another girl this is hurting our relationship and i can't be with you if you keep cheating on me" followed by " this one doesn't look too manly what were you thinking!"

Fentown_fml | 4

#602101 - Sunday 4 October 2009 02:24

Hilarious!

lovesux2013 | 0

#909843 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 04:49

wow #10 nice one :) hahahahahahaha agreed.

Adrian66_fml | 0

#969604 - Sunday 28 March 2010 03:16

perfect idea. love it.

daniisme | 0

#973549 - Saturday 3 April 2010 11:56

or; OP: hey, I've invited your family to dinner, my treat. room mate: k, sweet (enter fancy resteraunt) -OP gets down on one leg in front of family- OP (in gay voice) Sweetheart, I've invited your family here to show them we are in love, no longer will we have to hide it. Will you marry me? room mate: shit...

2011softballgirl | 0

#1870137 - Monday 20 December 2010 04:17

omg love this idea! freaking halarious!!! =)

hmlftw | 0

#2137473 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 05:40

Epic win!

RealityChecker | 0

#2212290 - Sunday 20 March 2011 10:51

10: win, 361: epic win.

peterubino | 2

#2885197 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 09:37

haha nice one

Legendslayer222 | 26

#3195061 - Sunday 28 August 2011 02:42

@361, what if he accepts the proposal?

ShutUpAndStare | 7

#3696823 - Wednesday 7 December 2011 11:59

Then OP's screwed

Moonshadows | 1

#4505125 - Thursday 31 May 2012 09:42

LMAO! OP, please use this idea!

lenaduchannes | 4

#5098957 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 11:51

For the win

blackgirllb | 12

#5540917 - Tuesday 18 June 2013 05:04

that's faf

countryrose92 | 23

#6229681 - Thursday 12 March 2015 04:33

#10, wouldn't it be funnier to insult the girl by saying "you could at least do it with an attractive looking one instead of this freaky looking one" or something like that. Make sure that ship sails away and NEVER comes back. Haha