By konens_dick - / Sunday 22 March 2009 10:38 / United States
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By  dsous72  |  0

Thats funny as F***

but heres a plan next time he brings a girl back to the room wake them both up and shot

"I can't believe you went out last night got drunk and brought home another girl this is hurting our relationship and i can't be with you if you keep cheating on me"

followed by " this one doesn't look too manly what were you thinking!"

  daniisme  |  0


OP: hey, I've invited your family to dinner, my treat.
room mate: k, sweet

(enter fancy resteraunt)

-OP gets down on one leg in front of family-

OP (in gay voice) Sweetheart, I've invited your family here to show them we are in love, no longer will we have to hide it. Will you marry me?

room mate: shit...

  countryrose92  |  23

#10, wouldn't it be funnier to insult the girl by saying "you could at least do it with an attractive looking one instead of this freaky looking one" or something like that.

Make sure that ship sails away and NEVER comes back. Haha