By konens_dick - 22/03/2009 10:38 - United States

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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML
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that is bloody funny. Plan on how to get him back.

LMAO. that's a fun roommate.

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That's some sick shit there, Jimmy!

your room mate is a genius

lol I love ur roommate!!! xD

your roommate is pro

ferrettamer i love ur pic. its true for me -.-

ur gay if u say uber

your roommate sounds hilarious haha

I LOVE YOUR ROOMATE<3

Whahaha that's hilarious! Looking forward to read his story after you caught him back! :D

Sounds like you guys had a gay time

Maximum Trolling Roommate:1 Op:0

I LIKE DICK AS WELL

Well no one like you gay boy

that is bloody funny. Plan on how to get him back.

I love how everyone assumes the roommate wasn't being serious. Maybe they did have some fun the night before.

that's fuckin hilarious

EPIC WIN!!!!! I love it. Sounds like something my friends and I would do. Then laugh our asses off about it.

last night wha......

by what dick slaping him

what did your dad say

LMAO. that's a fun roommate.

BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

~~(•_•)~~ ^ laughing dance

Hahaha! You're roommate is awesome!

Good luck trying to explain that one

"Uhh, dad... He's... We're not... Just.... Nevermind. So how's mom?"

HAHAHAH id wanna chill with your roommate (no homo)

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379-moron none of them were gay he was just screwing his friend over since he knew his dad was there

how did he know it was his dad if it was a surprise visit?

379-Hanging out with someone is gay? 0.o

he is nuts, but his room mate are cool

xD Your roommate is AWESOME! xDD

Thats funny as F*** but heres a plan next time he brings a girl back to the room wake them both up and shot "I can't believe you went out last night got drunk and brought home another girl this is hurting our relationship and i can't be with you if you keep cheating on me" followed by " this one doesn't look too manly what were you thinking!"

wow #10 nice one :) hahahahahahaha agreed.

perfect idea. love it.

or; OP: hey, I've invited your family to dinner, my treat. room mate: k, sweet (enter fancy resteraunt) -OP gets down on one leg in front of family- OP (in gay voice) Sweetheart, I've invited your family here to show them we are in love, no longer will we have to hide it. Will you marry me? room mate: shit...

omg love this idea! freaking halarious!!! =)

10: win, 361: epic win.

haha nice one

@361, what if he accepts the proposal?

Then OP's screwed

LMAO! OP, please use this idea!

#10, wouldn't it be funnier to insult the girl by saying "you could at least do it with an attractive looking one instead of this freaky looking one" or something like that. Make sure that ship sails away and NEVER comes back. Haha