FML : Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say...

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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By konens_dick - / Sunday 22 March 2009 10:38 / United States

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By CptJackSwallows | 0

#50043 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:28

that is bloody funny. Plan on how to get him back.

By Inkspell | 2

#50045 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:29

LMAO. that's a fun roommate.

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By zeeduhb | 0

#50041 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:28

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Justforlolz | 13

#1087474 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 5:48

That's some sick shit there, Jimmy!

Laxer21 | 0

#1151039 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 4:56

wat a dick

DearLar | 0

#1285365 - Sunday 22 August 2010 17:25

fyl .

babygirl995 | 0

#1287911 - Monday 23 August 2010 4:29

your room mate is a genius

terranada | 3

#1314229 - Sunday 29 August 2010 2:02

lol I love ur roommate!!! xD

ferrettamer | 6

#1374094 - Thursday 9 September 2010 3:07

your roommate is pro

confusdsincbirth | 5

#1469366 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 15:07

ferrettamer i love ur pic. its true for me -.-

belouie | 2

#1739489 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 10:52

ur gay if u say uber

boatsandhos16 | 0

#2174938 - Saturday 12 March 2011 9:39

your roommate sounds hilarious haha

steffieee | 0

#2328082 - Monday 11 April 2011 4:08

I LOVE YOUR ROOMATE<3

JipvS | 15

#2908242 - Saturday 16 July 2011 20:34

Whahaha that's hilarious! Looking forward to read his story after you caught him back! :D

The_Tool1 | 13

#4020444 - Saturday 11 February 2012 6:07

Sounds like you guys had a gay time

BaconLover27 | 1

#5192744 - Wednesday 28 November 2012 1:08

Maximum Trolling
Roommate:1
Op:0

gay_flavored_cx | 16

#5893012 - Saturday 22 March 2014 15:52

I LIKE DICK AS WELL

kaiuskc | 3

#6128311 - Wednesday 26 November 2014 20:46

Well no one like you gay boy

By CptJackSwallows | 0

#50043 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:28

that is bloody funny. Plan on how to get him back.

GreenHacker | 0

#614908 - Sunday 11 October 2009 7:46

I love how everyone assumes the roommate wasn't being serious. Maybe they did have some fun the night before.

ericshun313 | 0

#853975 - Sunday 14 February 2010 7:32

that's fuckin hilarious

Adrian66_fml | 0

#969601 - Sunday 28 March 2010 3:14

EPIC WIN!!!!! I love it. Sounds like something my friends and I would do. Then laugh our asses off about it.

Nicksaysheyyy | 0

#977314 - Saturday 10 April 2010 17:05

gay

30hockeyfan4 | 0

#1015137 - Tuesday 1 June 2010 15:58

last night wha......

hobojo11 | 0

#1642793 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 6:07

by what dick slaping him

iluvmemicookies | 0

#2111073 - Tuesday 22 February 2011 13:33

what did your dad say

niccipicki | 0

#3652409 - Monday 28 November 2011 9:40

Pure gold

By Inkspell | 2

#50045 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:29

LMAO. that's a fun roommate.

By lemyou | 0

#50049 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:30

BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

gntfmlingnow | 12

#2970575 - Monday 25 July 2011 8:46

Owned

thanks_guys | 14

#6116760 - Wednesday 12 November 2014 15:24

~~(•_•)~~

^ laughing dance

By fillmyheart028 | 0

#50052 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:31

Hahaha! You're roommate is awesome!

Mikemfm88 | 6

#3452077 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 21:22

True that!

lolandstuff | 8

#5091403 - Sunday 28 October 2012 16:04

*Your

By ammali | 0

#50054 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:31

LOL NICE!

By eastsidehippie | 0

#50055 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:31

Good luck trying to explain that one

dudeman1212 | 22

#3728397 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 4:02

"Uhh, dad... He's... We're not... Just.... Nevermind. So how's mom?"

By nando92 | 0

#50064 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:33

HAHAHAH id wanna chill with your roommate (no homo)

iMP0W3R | 0

#1226985 - Thursday 12 August 2010 7:56

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

rednick95 | 0

#2240952 - Friday 25 March 2011 18:51

379-moron none of them were gay he was just screwing his friend over since he knew his dad was there

roflrawrlol | 0

#3027361 - Wednesday 3 August 2011 6:35

how did he know it was his dad if it was a surprise visit?

TheBitchOfChuckN | 7

#3683067 - Sunday 4 December 2011 20:13

379-Hanging out with someone is gay? 0.o

yuuudiii | 13

#3711054 - Saturday 10 December 2011 13:40

he is nuts, but his room mate are cool

By Meri_fml | 0

#50067 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:34

xD Your roommate is AWESOME! xDD

By dsous72 | 0

#50068 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:34

Thats funny as F***

but heres a plan next time he brings a girl back to the room wake them both up and shot

"I can't believe you went out last night got drunk and brought home another girl this is hurting our relationship and i can't be with you if you keep cheating on me"

followed by " this one doesn't look too manly what were you thinking!"

Fentown_fml | 4

#602101 - Sunday 4 October 2009 2:24

Hilarious!

lovesux2013 | 0

#909843 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:49

wow #10 nice one :) hahahahahahaha agreed.

Adrian66_fml | 0

#969604 - Sunday 28 March 2010 3:16

perfect idea. love it.

daniisme | 0

#973549 - Saturday 3 April 2010 11:56

or;

OP: hey, I've invited your family to dinner, my treat.
room mate: k, sweet

(enter fancy resteraunt)

-OP gets down on one leg in front of family-

OP (in gay voice) Sweetheart, I've invited your family here to show them we are in love, no longer will we have to hide it. Will you marry me?

room mate: shit...

2011softballgirl | 0

#1870137 - Monday 20 December 2010 16:17

omg love this idea! freaking halarious!!! =)

hmlftw | 0

#2137473 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 17:40

Epic win!

RealityChecker | 0

#2212290 - Sunday 20 March 2011 22:51

10: win, 361: epic win.

peterubino | 2

#2885197 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 21:37

haha nice one

Legendslayer222 | 26

#3195061 - Sunday 28 August 2011 14:42

@361, what if he accepts the proposal?

ShutUpAndStare | 7

#3696823 - Wednesday 7 December 2011 11:59

Then OP's screwed

Moonshadows | 1

#4505125 - Thursday 31 May 2012 21:42

LMAO! OP, please use this idea!

lenaduchannes | 4

#5098957 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 23:51

For the win

blackgirllb | 12

#5540917 - Tuesday 18 June 2013 17:04

that's faf

countryrose92 | 23

#6229681 - Thursday 12 March 2015 4:33

#10, wouldn't it be funnier to insult the girl by saying "you could at least do it with an attractive looking one instead of this freaky looking one" or something like that.

Make sure that ship sails away and NEVER comes back. Haha

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