Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Dealbreaker
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Magic underwear
Today, my date decided not to have sex with me after she saw I wear Y-fronts, Tighty Whities to some of you, instead of boxers, so she couldn’t take me seriously as a grown man wearing underwear normally worn by children under 10 years-old. FML
Anonymous
Skinny Love
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Wronged
Singapore
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
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Stockholm, Sweden
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Anonymous
Bellefontaine, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Anonymous
Hull, United Kingdom
Not so anal retentive then…
Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
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Azerbaijan 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Top comments
Cassandra2015 21
Keep rockin' them and don't change who you are . She will be jealous when you find another girl who loves them ! Good luck OP
tiredteenager 16
#22, I wish that my dad said that to me when I was a child... *cries*
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Comments (129)
usmc_sean 8
Dude,buy some briefs and save Your next potential relationship.
nadene52 12
Tighty whiteys is never a good look for a man in my opinion so I can see we're she was coming from. But to break up with you is stupid she could've just asked you to wear boxers or briefs of she had a problem . She either is shallow or is saying any excuse she can think of. Either way sorry OP
lulinator 40
Definitely agree. My son is 9 and I feel bad putting him in briefs, but he's so skinny, boxers don't fit. My boyfriend has one pair of briefs, and I hate when he wears them. Getting ready for bed, he'll take off his shirt, yayyyy. Then off come the pants... hmm, what's on TV...
ChibiChibi_fml 28
While I am kind of inclined to agree that it's not really a good look, I don't think she would be any more right to ask him to change them than she was to dump him for them. People find comfortable what is comfortable for them. If you can't look past a person's underwear and still find them sexy and a turn on, than you really aren't as attracted to that person as you initially thought.
raphael1123 13
Try boxer briefs. Brands like Fruit of the Loom don't fit me in boxers or boxer briefs. Do some research, and I'm sure you'll find something that fits your son's waistline. ^-^
laditiggsz 11
If that's the case she wasn't for you bro
veteran1984 6
wow we all wear them from time to time but dumped over undies I think she had other reasons but she is not woman enough to admit it.
1sickcivic 15
should of complained about the type of underwear she wears and see how see liked it
GlockToucher 7
She probably just used that as an exuse
NPN_Scorpio 16
Of all the bad excuses... If your bf's choice in underwear rubs you the wrong way, you make him a present of some stuff more to you liking. Problem solved. Is she very young, penniless or just not into giving presents?
cksmith51 14
Not really sure why there's so many YDI's, they are actually scientifically proven to increase sperm count and stamina
disney_blonde 16
No, boxers are what increases sperm count. Studies have shown that briefs hold the testes too close to the body and keep them too warm. Boxers allow them to naturally move closer to or further from the body as needed to maintain correct temperature.
mellib381 15
Well if you were cheating then she should've dumped you anyway.
Johnnycake23 42
Definitely a YDI