By Anonymous - 24/03/2016 15:23 - United States - Bellefontaine

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
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Zelphoric 25

Well now you're free from dating a moron. Congratulations!

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Zelphoric 25

Well now you're free from dating a moron. Congratulations!

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gabimk23 13

she should've told him to not get his boxers in a bunch

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Zelphoric 25

You like wearing comfortable clothes?? You must be gay!! Oh wait, that's stupid.

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Mama4ddk 15

How what exactly? How can the guy be such a moron? How can he be so cowardly he would choose that to break up over rather than whatever his real problem was? How could someone that idiotic get a girlfriend in the first place? Or how could you not understand that a woman can be sexy as hell in a pair of boxer briefs? I know that shit's true my husband says it about me and I just asked a couple of his friends about their girlfriends and wives and they say it about them. And yeah even when us females aren't around they say it so it's not because they have to don't even go there. A woman who is confident enough to wear whatever the hell she wants to because it's comfortable is sexy as hell no matter what it is that she's wearing. Because nothing, and I do mean nothing, is sexier than a Confident Woman . Although I will admit it can be matched buy a Confident man. Have I answered the how question completely enough? If not, re-read and repeat till it sinks in. Have an amazing day everyone!

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PharmacyJoe 13

If briefly explaining to him that underwear preference is not the same as sexual preference didn't work, then it's probably best to let him go.

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

unless she's wearing the boxers to cover up/hide something else...

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screenager5 35

Well, as a fellow female who prefers boxer briefs and other comfy things, I just learned something major about myself today. I too must be a lesbian. I had no idea!

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fakedsincerity 32

Same. Now I gotta break it off with my Manthing. Very sad.

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screenager5 35

As all three of us are newly discovered lesbians, I'm sure we can work something out.

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screenager5 35

We've been living a lie our entire lives and it all just changed today. Of course it escalated quickly! I've got so much lost time to make up for!

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Miss_Whipped 43

Did somebody say "whipped cream?" My favorite!

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SomewhatNuts 19

I can only imagine what your inboxes look like now haha

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Killer_Unnamed_fml 1

problem is thar boxers aren't sexy as panties (i mean lingerie, notre ugly panties)

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HoobidibooFox 11

Depends on the boxers and sizing, I think.

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Summaria 10

I actually think girls wearing boxers are 900% more sexy than panties/strings or whatever.

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capnjacksparrow 7

I generally prefer girls wearing nothing but you know...

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fotomiep 7

#30 do you prefer getting your gifts already unwrapped as well?

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Estelle101_fml 13

He probably realized that you look better in them than he does.

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EastCoastLez 14

As a lesbian who wears boxers, I can confirm that I don't turn straight when I wear panties.

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Tarlachia 33

Probably because it's akin to the phrase, "Once you go black, you don't go back!" So, Once you go lesbian, you don't go back." ?

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catherinecas 30

This must be exactly why I'm bisexual since I'm comfy in either.

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lindsayr29 4

I, too can confirm that panties don't make me straight!

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Xcizer 17

So instead of boxers or briefs he think Gay and Straight.

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jvanevery 19

if they have rainbows on them or they're flannel then you're definitely a lesbian it's in the lesbian handbook

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