Anonymous 17 March 2015, 07:46 🌶️ Spicy

Dealbreaker

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML

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Collection

Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Same thing different taste

Anonymous 10 January 2022, 22:59 🌶️ Spicy

Magic underwear

Today, my date decided not to have sex with me after she saw I wear Y-fronts, Tighty Whities to some of you, instead of boxers, so she couldn’t take me seriously as a grown man wearing underwear normally worn by children under 10 years-old. FML

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Anonymous 17 April 2021, 05:00

Skinny Love

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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Wronged 21 September 2009, 10:53 Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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je suis christy 9 January 2015, 19:04 Stockholm, Sweden

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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CHStennis_4 3 September 2011, 04:48 United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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Anonymous 24 March 2016, 15:23 Bellefontaine, United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML

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Anonymous 3 February 2017, 22:00 Hull, United Kingdom

Not so anal retentive then…

Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML

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Anonymous 22 April 2009, 20:15 Canada

Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML

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fuck russia and fuck georgia too 9 March 2014, 18:38 Azerbaijan 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

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Anonymous 23 January 2010, 16:14 Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML

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Cassandra2015 21

17 March 2015, 14:33

Keep rockin' them and don't change who you are . She will be jealous when you find another girl who loves them ! Good luck OP

tiredteenager 16

17 March 2015, 20:28

#22, I wish that my dad said that to me when I was a child... *cries*

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WaltzingPhanthom 23

17 March 2015, 15:00

She'll soon find out that all men wear those from time to time.

abNormal62 23

17 March 2015, 15:01

If you love something set it free, if it comes back to you, it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was. This is good advice both for dating and caring for "your boys"