Today, my date decided not to have sex with me after she saw I wear Y-fronts, Tighty Whities to some of you, instead of boxers, so she couldn’t take me seriously as a grown man wearing underwear normally worn by children under 10 years-old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to have sex with me, because my underwear are Fruit of the Loom instead of Hanes. According to her, since all real men wear Hanes, I'm unfit to have sex with her because I wear Fruit of the Loom and am therefore not a man. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when she revealed her underwear: boxer shorts. She said she wears them because they’re the only underwear that doesn’t ride up her ass crack. Completely killed the mood. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted to try something that would turn me on immediately. While I was in our bed, she came in, wearing only the underwear she took from our 13 year-old daughter's closet. Now she doesn't understand why I'm genuinely disgusted and don't want to have sex with her. FML
Today, after going on a date with my girlfriend, we ended up having sex at her flat. When she took off her panties, I took a glance and saw poop stains on them. It turned me off. FML
Today, I knew I was a small guy and finally about to get laid for the first time in years. Everything was going great, until she got my pants off. She stared at it, stared at me, stared back at it and said, "Yeah, that’s not gonna happen." Got dressed and left. Sadly this has happened many times. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML
Today, my girl likes to wear my boxers around the house but she was in a pair I’d not seen before. I asked her and she went all quiet and guilty looking. Dudes, I literally caught my girlfriend in another man’s drawers. It would be tragic but right now it’s just too funny. FML
Today, I was getting ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. I wear shapewear shorts to keep my FUPA and thighs under control, so when I removed those, he recoiled and said, “Fuck that shit, what happened to your body?” He promptly dumped me for “catfishing” him and told me to leave his house. FML
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Top comments
mike3775 39
Why not split the difference between boxers and tighty whities and wear boxer briefs?
creepingjennie 14
Sounds like you dodged a bullet there. She sounds annoying.
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Comments (12)
randybryant799 21
I don't blame her. it's not an attractive look on a man.
mike3775 39
Why not split the difference between boxers and tighty whities and wear boxer briefs?
JackWood 21
Exactly how old are you? Seriously, at some point you should grow up and so should your undergarments.
creepingjennie 14
Sounds like you dodged a bullet there. She sounds annoying.
Royal Sataness 4
you're an adult sweetheart, it's time to drop the underoos
JackWood 21
Yanno those things kill your swimmys, is that why you wear them?
Glitterbaby2613 20
honestly it's your choice, who cares what kind of under wear you wear, just as long as they're clean and no holes🙄😒. people are so ignorant, there are much more important things in this world to worry about 🤷. sounds to me like the b**** was just trying to find any reason to not sleep with you.
rotflqtms_ 21
That's how you refer to women eh? Neither of them have to sleep with the other. If they don't want to, they don't have to. She has every right to decline sex. Just because they went on a date doesn't guarantee they'll have sex. She can use any excuse not to do so. Even if you find her reason stupid, it's her reason.
Coldfusion 5
Because that reason is absolutely pathetic and judgemental and she should be ashamed
idragosani 17
If they are only for children why do they make them in adult sizes?
xTwistedx 9
What a dumb bitch….it’s healthier for your sperm,there’s a few benefits of wearing tightys lol try a boy leg cut…gives the same support but looks similar to boxers
Coldfusion 5
Nah shes a flop who needs to stop being judgemental. If you did the same to her for wearing granny panties she would flip her lid. I wear y fronts for work because they are the only underwear ive worn at work that stop me getting mad ball chafing.