Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Dealbreaker
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Magic underwear
Today, my date decided not to have sex with me after she saw I wear Y-fronts, Tighty Whities to some of you, instead of boxers, so she couldn’t take me seriously as a grown man wearing underwear normally worn by children under 10 years-old. FML
Anonymous
Skinny Love
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Wronged
Singapore
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
je suis christy
Stockholm, Sweden
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Anonymous
Bellefontaine, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Anonymous
Hull, United Kingdom
Not so anal retentive then…
Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
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Azerbaijan 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Top comments
Cassandra2015 21
Keep rockin' them and don't change who you are . She will be jealous when you find another girl who loves them ! Good luck OP
tiredteenager 16
#22, I wish that my dad said that to me when I was a child... *cries*
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Comments (129)
mcamilli 14
Awe that's so shallow of her! At least you'll find someone better who accepts you and what you wear :)
Tvolsfan325 13
I wear spider-man tighty whities. Nothing to be ashamed of.
karma_kicks_back 16
You can't go wrong with Spidey. He's just protecting your web-slinger for you (Seriously, I'm a Spidey nut.)
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Are they still tighty whities if they are Spider-man colors and designs? Shouldn't there be a different term if they are not white?
love_me_electric 20
85 - tighty spideys?
MLardinos 14
My 6,4, and 3 year old boys wear those. At least if they had designs on them it wouldn't look so bad. No shame in that.
Saraishi 25
That's a silly reason to dump someone.... Just as silly as wearing tighty whities.
Jasonmer 4
She didn't happen to wear Capri Pants did she? (reference Christopher Titus)
vikky538 29
tighty whities are just an excuse..her motive is to dump you...
HollyPolly 19
how old are you?
Kielnmsoftly 26
Man that reminds me of when I had P.E as a freshman and the first time I changed everyone pointed out I was the only guy in there not wearing boxers so I had to but brand new underwear that night to get the assholes to stop spewing shit. Don't worry about it OP, if they would break up over that, it wasn't gonna work anyway.
mike3775 39
When I started wearing boxers, I was 9, but this was in 1984 and hardly anyone my age was wearing them yet, and I got made fun of for not wearing tighty whitey's. I laugh at how times change. My 10 yr old still loves wearing briefs and I am not going to encourage him to change, and even his classmates have given up picking on him for wearing them, because as he says, "I am my own person, I and not anyone else, will dictate what I choose to wear" and he is correct
MLardinos 14
Sorry OP but I totally understand her side of this. Those are a huge turn off! Did she at least try to get you to wear boxers/boxer briefs first?
tormcn 26
I would dump you.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
That's shallow.
CO_RRA 11
*Quack*
rocketgurl 15
Maybe it's time to make the switch