Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Dealbreaker
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Magic underwear
Today, my date decided not to have sex with me after she saw I wear Y-fronts, Tighty Whities to some of you, instead of boxers, so she couldn’t take me seriously as a grown man wearing underwear normally worn by children under 10 years-old. FML
Anonymous
Skinny Love
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Wronged
Singapore
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
je suis christy
Stockholm, Sweden
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Anonymous
Bellefontaine, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Anonymous
Hull, United Kingdom
Not so anal retentive then…
Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
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Azerbaijan 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Top comments
Cassandra2015 21
Keep rockin' them and don't change who you are . She will be jealous when you find another girl who loves them ! Good luck OP
tiredteenager 16
#22, I wish that my dad said that to me when I was a child... *cries*
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Comments (129)
karma_kicks_back 16
Sorry but you are better off without her mate. I honestly couldn't care less if my partner decided he wanted to wear heels and a dress to go shopping - I would genuinely love him just the same. I'm sorry if you're hurting now but trust me, you'll find a girl who loves you as you are - no matter what trunk you keep your junk in!
alexandrarae 13
Totally valid reason. Unless you're dressed as Brad from Rocky Horror Picture Show on Halloween, it's never OK to wear tighty whities.
Deku_Cutie 12
well, you aren't a little kid anymore... like seriously does that name sound manly to you?
Phoenix88_fml 6
What did we learn from this?
clickme 17
Sometimes you have to stop looking at everything from only your own point of view. It may seem so insignificant to most of us, but if it's a real issue for your girl, what's the problem with switching to something she likes better? Apparently it's very important to her, how big a deal is it to you?
bgorch01 11
78, the way it's worded, I don't think the girl gave OP a chance to change. Also, if your girlfriend will dump you for something so stupid, then there is nothing better to do then move on. OP needs a girl who loves him for being himself, not for being someone who looks, dresses, and acts the way she wants him to be.
limabeans101029 21
78- Why would you even want to stay in a relationship with someone who would break up with you over something as ridiculous as the kind of underwear you like to wear?
dustin007 15
Haha nice man I haven't see or Heard of tidy Whiteys in a longgggggg time keep rocking them dude
Barthanax 9
Has nobody else noticed the "for cheating or flirting part"?
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Yes we all noticed it. We also all saw the not before the word for and we took it not as a confession to cheating and flirting but for what it was meant to be, a perspective comparison. If the OP had been cheating or flirting we would have all likely said yeah, you deserve it, blah blah blah because those are major relationship offenses. The OP however wore the wrong underwear which by comparison to the previous two items, is nothing of any importance.
siggy_mcsigx 22
The amount of YDI's is actually hilarious
phreaker913 21
only walter wjite can wear those. unless... ARE you walter white???
fleaguss 14
Walter White Status!