Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML
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Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML
Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
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Top comments
Dillyduzit 23
If she won't confront you about it, how can you be sure that's what she's upset over? Just genuinely curious!
diagnosed 15
No this begs the question of how old you actually are? And whether or not her stare is valid. If you were underage and having intercourse with your boyfriend and your mother has found out well sucks to be you. but if you're of age in your mothers giving you the stink eye because you and your boyfriend are having a little fun. She needs to get her own life and let you live yours.
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Comments (83)
IndicaPaincakes 28
How's she find out?
IndicaPaincakes 28
I'm surprised no one corrected me, haha *how'd
sehrgutmann 19
Lol yeah normally people get swamped with down votes for even the smallest grammatical error.
ThatHorse 15
I actually didn't even notice that until it was pointed out.
edmunson 22
I just thought it was new slang...
kangx1 28
Your boyfriend is a her? Or am I just stupid and miss reading. Your mom looks at you jugementally when you are in the same room as HER? are you referring to the boyfriend or the mother when you say HER?
Dillyduzit 23
If she won't confront you about it, how can you be sure that's what she's upset over? Just genuinely curious!
jkp1291 25
Make sexual noises as she stares. She'll stop.
wakemeupplease 21
You mean it's gonna be super awkward, right?
1sickcivic 15
sex is part of life no need to be uncomfortable
MenacingMe 17
Just stare right back. Toss the used condoms in a trash can you know she uses. Make her feel as uncomfortable as she's making you.
Dillyduzit 23
One person being passive-aggressive is more than enough. OP doesn't need to add fuel to the fire.
Frillwee95 12
I think the staring back is enough to make the mother stop, if not, op could throw in a creepy smile, I think the condom thing would make things worse.
dblogic 19
Well said!
llalala_fml 19
That's not an efficient way to communicate
diagnosed 15
No this begs the question of how old you actually are? And whether or not her stare is valid. If you were underage and having intercourse with your boyfriend and your mother has found out well sucks to be you. but if you're of age in your mothers giving you the stink eye because you and your boyfriend are having a little fun. She needs to get her own life and let you live yours.
Purexinsanity 46
It also depends on what OP'S mother's opinion is on sexual activity in her house. If she has a "no sex" rule and OP still lives with her, then age doesn't matter
kirasant 19
Yes, and no. If OP is underage, then mom has a right to be upset, but the stare-o-shame isn't a healthy way of handling the problem. This seems like a good way to alienate your kid, rather than correct the behavior you don't like.
Kikiers21042 18
I get it if she's underage but if she's 18 it's not really mums choice. If the daughter lives there it's as much of her house and mothers, if she wants to have sex in her own room she can. She's an adult and she doesn't have to always listen to her. Espically if she's helping by paying bills. I live with my foster mother I help pay bills, she wasn't to. Thrilled when I did it for the first at 18 and she doesn't particularly like it in the house and I hear her and respect her opinion on the matter but if I'm paying bills that house is half mine I can have sex in it if I want to. Just cause it's her mother doesn't mean she has to listen to her after 18 on some things. This is something that she shouldn't have to follow
betweenwinds 18
Turning 18 doesn't automatically give you partial ownership of your parents' house. If you're living under their roof, you should be respectful and live by their rules, legal adult or not. If there's something you absolutely can't handle complying with, put on your big girl pants and talk it out. Whatever the law says, you're not going to be treated like an adult until you start acting like one.
tdawg91 17
OP is Australian, sex at 16 is legal
laaryssa 21
If she's the age of consent wherever she lives her mother cannot validate this
tdawg91 17
Once your name is on that lease or mortgage THEN it's your house, not just because you pull your financial weight
buttcramp 21
age doesn't matter, kids are having sex younger and younger. it is a parents job to teach kids how to protect themselves. the damage is already done, they ARE having sex.. so the mom should be proactive about this and make sure theyre being smart/safe. sex is a part of life and no one should feel guilty for having sex especially if both parties consent
ComoEsJuan 24
This really depends on how old you are, OP.
silencebabyy 23
Not really because the mom should still talk to her about it. Especially if she is underage.
thetacosniper 14
It all depends on how old you are
tbro47 23
Well if she wants to just stare at you, start giving her the sex talk and explain in excruciating detail everything that goes on like they'd normally say to you. She'll stop. Parents don't really want to hear about their kids having sex any more than we want to hear about them.
kerstileann 26
1. moms dont need a sex talk. 2. that is the stupidest idea ever.
ThatHorse 15
Clearly this mom does if she's so uncomfortable with the idea of her kid having sex that all she can do in response is stare judgementally.
assassinbanana0 20
#56 you obviously never had a kid before, then