Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Dealbreaker
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Magic underwear
Today, my date decided not to have sex with me after she saw I wear Y-fronts, Tighty Whities to some of you, instead of boxers, so she couldn’t take me seriously as a grown man wearing underwear normally worn by children under 10 years-old. FML
Anonymous
Skinny Love
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Wronged
Singapore
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
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Stockholm, Sweden
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Anonymous
Bellefontaine, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Anonymous
Hull, United Kingdom
Not so anal retentive then…
Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
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Azerbaijan 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Top comments
Cassandra2015 21
Keep rockin' them and don't change who you are . She will be jealous when you find another girl who loves them ! Good luck OP
tiredteenager 16
#22, I wish that my dad said that to me when I was a child... *cries*
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Comments (129)
aimeroni 12
My boyfriend wears tighty whities.& it's just another reason to love him. :) she's a shallow waste of time.
nutella4life 14
talk about high standards..
tinkdatank 15
That's shallow man, good thing she took herself out of the picture before you had to. On another note, boxer briefs are a good substitute; good support, maneuverable, and they look better on anyone than tighty whities.
MaT30123 19
I would pay good money to watch this breakup. I'm just playing OP, but on a real note, she clearly doesn't deserve you, or in my opinion ANYBODY.
Hannah12188016 0
Ridiculous she was quite a catch
clair_brodie 35
The way you worded this makes it sound like you did those things but that wasn't what she got you for.
dc2fresh 15
....And why do you still where tighty whites...? If you're old enough for a relationship, your old enough to where boxers
Sirin_fml 47
With grammar like that, I wouldn't be taking the piss out of other people.
nodai 13
Well that's obviously not the real reason... That, or it is and she's an oaf. Bitches, man.
Ziggy122 15
While I agree that that's one of the most shallow reasons to dump someone, I think I speak for most when I say tighty whiteys are a ladyboner killer.
MLardinos 14
Right?! Who doesn't know this yet?
Countryboy1996 18
Dumping you because of that seems a little harsh, but it is rather lame to wear whitey tighties. Only old white people wear them.