Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Dealbreaker
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Magic underwear
Today, my date decided not to have sex with me after she saw I wear Y-fronts, Tighty Whities to some of you, instead of boxers, so she couldn’t take me seriously as a grown man wearing underwear normally worn by children under 10 years-old. FML
Anonymous
Skinny Love
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Wronged
Singapore
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
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Stockholm, Sweden
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Anonymous
Bellefontaine, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Anonymous
Hull, United Kingdom
Not so anal retentive then…
Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
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Azerbaijan 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Top comments
Cassandra2015 21
Keep rockin' them and don't change who you are . She will be jealous when you find another girl who loves them ! Good luck OP
tiredteenager 16
#22, I wish that my dad said that to me when I was a child... *cries*
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Cassandra2015 21
Keep rockin' them and don't change who you are . She will be jealous when you find another girl who loves them ! Good luck OP
HeWillBeLoved105 22
It wasn't a real relationship then.
ajs1987 15
Tell her not to get her panties in a bunch.
HeWhoIsNameless 9
That's so lame. You can do so much better. Good luck.
itsjustsofunny 17
While that's without a doubt a stupid reason, you got to upgrade man. At least to boxer beiefs, get feeling of undies but the look of boxers.
Enslaved 38
My BF prefers those Hanes tagless briefs. They come in different colours to be more fashionable and made of cotton so they're super soft. Boxer-briefs are nice when it's cold out but since we live in Florida, (80 degree winter!) it's just too hot to have more material on than necessary. But we all know that the OP's break up was for stupid reasons. It's like a guy breaking up with his girlfriend because she wears granny panties.
VorpikeII 17
I've heard girls say how briefs are a sign of being unmanly. Like What the hell? Stupidest reasoning behind a break up. That being said, OP, try boxers or boxer-briefs at least. I switched to boxers... So much more comfortable.
onlychildFTW 34
I like briefs. Way more comfy then boxers. I hate those so much. Though I have lots of different colours other than white. A few stripped pairs to. And a few cartoon pairs. Haha.
Scheffy213 17
she obviously wasn't the one
ladybugz23 13
true
snowflaky 22
YDI for wearing tighty whiteys. I'm just kidding. But maybe she just wanted you to wear boxers so she could steal them, because let's admit it, boxers are comfy, especially to sleep in. :P
thecman25 14
dude get some boxers
simply_chan3l 13
Wow! Find a girl whose maturity level isn't equivalent to a 7 yr old. Besides, are we passed the stage of buying "gifts" for our partners to replace things we aren't fussy for? Haha
simply_chan3l 13
For? Haha... Damn you edit timer!!
wobbly1 16
Be happy she dumped you. Anyone who dumps you for a such a shallow reason should die alone with her 87 cats. you deserve better.