Johnnycake23

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  • 30 years old
  • Monday 19 April 1993
  • single
About Johnnycake23
I am too simple to explain
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Johnnycake23's FML badges

  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

    Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

  • Colonel Whiskers

    Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!

  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

  • Friendless, or not going out tonight?

    You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year!

  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    10%

  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    2%

  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    4%

  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%

  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
    350%

  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    34%

  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    35%

  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    69%

  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    78%

  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%
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Johnnycake23's favorite FMLs

TeachAllTheMath tells us more.

TeachAllTheMath 19

OP here, two years later I am still working at the same school (in my beloved hoodies). The principal that told me this was not renewed for the following year, so luckily our head of school valued competent teachers over well dressed ones. I work at a charter school who encourages teachers to dress comfortably so we can go outside to play soccer, or get on the floor to do small groups, and I was in “dress code” according to the crew handbook, the principal was just a snob.

TooMuchAnxiety tells us more.

TooMuchAnxiety 6

For everyone asking why we broke up, its because he was very manipulative and downright abusive behind closed doors. I can't back out because i'm afraid of what might happen if I do.

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