Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Dealbreaker
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Magic underwear
Today, my date decided not to have sex with me after she saw I wear Y-fronts, Tighty Whities to some of you, instead of boxers, so she couldn’t take me seriously as a grown man wearing underwear normally worn by children under 10 years-old. FML
Anonymous
Skinny Love
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Wronged
Singapore
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
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Stockholm, Sweden
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Anonymous
Bellefontaine, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Anonymous
Hull, United Kingdom
Not so anal retentive then…
Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
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Azerbaijan 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Top comments
Cassandra2015 21
Keep rockin' them and don't change who you are . She will be jealous when you find another girl who loves them ! Good luck OP
tiredteenager 16
#22, I wish that my dad said that to me when I was a child... *cries*
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Comments (129)
babyblueyes 27
Sorry bro but seriously? Let the fellas breathe! Boxers man. Invest in some!
CO_RRA 11
Switch to boxer briefs my man. Not as silly looking as tighty whities, they come in silk, and they make your bulge look more pronounced. My wife loves them. Pro tip.
JK4EVR8114 1
Well she did have a good reason
krs7g4 8
I believe it's actually 'tidy' whiteys.
SarcasticAvenger 9
The hell! Are you 12?
msgrumpy 7
you what??
shinikageWolf 15
Underwear is underwear, it's coming off in the bedroom anyway why does it matter?
soulcrusher11 16
solution---- don't wear tighty-whities
Evfan101 13
1- Those are not attractive 2- They lower your sperm count. Good luck ever having kids in the future.
PaulMcCartney_ 11
Why the hell would she break up with you just because you wear underwear instead of boxers? She needs to get her priorities straight, you're lucky she broke up with you.