Animals: Today, I accidentally ate a cat treat instead of a cinnamon-glazed...

By ilovecharliesheen - 17/03/2015 07:14 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I accidentally ate a cat treat instead of a cinnamon-glazed pecan. I thought it must have been burnt by the way it tasted, so ate a few more before I figured out my mistake and spat them out. FML

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By OldHabitsDieHard - 18/09/2013 14:53 - United States - Erie

Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML

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By Slippery! - 01/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, while walking through my living room, I slipped and nearly fell, narrowly avoiding hitting my head against a nearby door jamb. What did I slip on, you ask? A single cat treat. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML

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Yummy

By Anonymous - 03/02/2025 12:00 - United States - Des Moines

Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML

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By fuckshitcockwaffle - 31/05/2013 14:59 - Australia - Bayswater

Today, while feeding my neighbour's cats, I mistakenly switched up their foods. One has medicated food that causes drowsiness. The healthy cat got knocked out like a log. I panicked, laid him out by the bed, and spilled milk around his head to make it look "natural." I think I'm going to hell. FML

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By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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Caked out

By Anonymous - 10/03/2023 18:00 - Canada

Today, I meant to surprise my boyfriend by baking him a cake. When I took it out of the oven, I realized I had accidentally used salt instead of sugar. He tried to eat it anyway, and ended up spitting chunks of it out all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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Rushed off my feet

By Anja - 05/07/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I woke up late and grabbed what I thought was a granola bar on my way out. It wasn’t until I was halfway through eating it that I realized it was a dog treat. I had the godawful taste in my mouth all throughout the day, despite several cans of Pepsi and Mountain Dew. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 01:07 - United States - Roxboro

Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML

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Steve95401 49

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:26

Did you cough up a hair ball afterward?

cmonger 27

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:31

Even if they were burnt pecans why would you keep eating them?

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Steve95401 49

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:26

Did you cough up a hair ball afterward?

Blackhawk706 23

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:26

Bad kitty.

Jace_Crockett 12

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:27

Um, why is your cat treats so close to your cinnamon glazed peacans? And wouldn't you notice the smell?

UmmOkThen 31

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:30

That's just Puuurrrrr-fect.

pugpuggy 21

Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:13

Actually... No, it isn't.

MrsPegg 45

Wednesday 18 March 2015 11:36

That's just grrrross.

WitEluded 13

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:30

Your name alone makes this a YDI

SeanLewis 17

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:30

How catastrophic.

cmonger 27

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:31

Even if they were burnt pecans why would you keep eating them?

PurpleMyth 28

Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:40

He thought that only the first one was burnt

tossaway2321 5

Wednesday 18 March 2015 6:44

Why is this being downvoted? Hes right

jay_ladybug 19

Wednesday 18 March 2015 12:47

#47, OP said "so I ate a FEW more," a few is more than just 1 or 2.

thugling 9

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:31

Are you saying purina soft cat treats are NOT cinnamon glazed pecans?!?!?

Sandsh8rk 36

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:32

I bet you wish you could paws that moment and rewind to before you ate those treats.

kmaheynoway 25

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:29

that joke was NOT the cat's pajamas

haileyrows 26

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:34

That's just nuts! Couldn't you taste the catastrophe as soon as you ate the first one?

WaltzingPhanthom 23

Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:05

It literally was nuts....

ExorcistParrot 11

Tuesday 17 March 2015 16:33

The puns of damage.

cryssycakesx3 22

Wednesday 18 March 2015 4:17

it literally was not nuts...

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Yummy

Caked out

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