Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Dealbreaker
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Magic underwear
Today, my date decided not to have sex with me after she saw I wear Y-fronts, Tighty Whities to some of you, instead of boxers, so she couldn’t take me seriously as a grown man wearing underwear normally worn by children under 10 years-old. FML
Anonymous
Skinny Love
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Wronged
Singapore
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
je suis christy
Stockholm, Sweden
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Anonymous
Bellefontaine, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Anonymous
Hull, United Kingdom
Not so anal retentive then…
Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
fuck russia and fuck georgia too
Azerbaijan 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Top comments
Cassandra2015 21
Keep rockin' them and don't change who you are . She will be jealous when you find another girl who loves them ! Good luck OP
tiredteenager 16
#22, I wish that my dad said that to me when I was a child... *cries*
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Comments (129)
rockey44 16
hahahahahaha
silvercamaro 22
And yet another 1st comment is stolen by stupidity
AMcM_fml 21
Actually lol'd
CaptainSmith28 19
I am so proud of you.
HollyPolly 19
can't believe you got that many thumbs down.... I found your comment rather funny.
tiredteenager 16
#22, I wish that my dad said that to me when I was a child... *cries*
slingerslasher 24
For a second there I thought you wanted your dad to have said "actually lol'd" to you as a kid.
Zman2017 18
Wow......
slingerslasher 24
Gotta love the insightful "wow" that makes its way into every FML comment thread.
nana_star 27
Maybe it was hers.
ruxtain 15
Dude, you made my day. lol
Liamj774 36
If she broke up with you for wearing whitey tightes I think you're okay to be honest
iamaweaome 12
its tighty whities
WitEluded 13
Sorry OP, but I wanted to confess to everyone that my bio says comments are kinda my thing. After this weekend, I now know I was terribly, terribly wrong, and they are definitely cutycat136's thing, not mine.
Patriots21 14
Huh?
fuckedPriceless 17
what the hell are you talking about?
cutycat136 28
Haha thanks :D now you know :P no more comment competitions with me? ^_^
firelegend 17
Did you guys know, there's a feature in FML called the private messages? Yes, that feature can just send your retarded messages to her while the readers/commenters don't get confused how your comment contributes to the FML.
Sandsh8rk 36
She's not worth it if she's dumping you for something as stupid as that. Something better will come along soon. FYL
upallnight11 19
Nothing wrong with being inspired by Walter White.
JuliaaNoelle 26
First thing that came to my mind was Tom Cruise
Shazra 9
I'll be standing RIGHT HERE! In my tighty Walter whities.
thugling 9
Never change for someone keep wearing your whites tight
commanderstiff 19
If she would break up with you over something as insignificant as that, then maybe it's for the best.