Relatable, Underwear and Intimacy: Dealbreaker - FML

Dealbreaker

By Anonymous - 17/03/2015 07:46

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML

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You deserved it 22 924

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Magic underwear

By Anonymous - 10/01/2022 22:59

Spicy

Today, my date decided not to have sex with me after she saw I wear Y-fronts, Tighty Whities to some of you, instead of boxers, so she couldn’t take me seriously as a grown man wearing underwear normally worn by children under 10 years-old. FML

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You deserved it 2 781

Skinny Love

By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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You deserved it 115

By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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You deserved it 3 574

By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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You deserved it 3 144

By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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You deserved it 3 866

By Anonymous - 24/03/2016 15:23 - United States - Bellefontaine

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML

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You deserved it 4 242

Not so anal retentive then…

By Anonymous - 03/02/2017 22:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 350

You deserved it 741

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me, the reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 442

You deserved it 12 486

By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 008

You deserved it 10 363

By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML

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You deserved it 6 289

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Top comments

Cassandra2015 21

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:33

Keep rockin' them and don't change who you are . She will be jealous when you find another girl who loves them ! Good luck OP

tiredteenager 16

Tuesday 17 March 2015 20:28

#22, I wish that my dad said that to me when I was a child... *cries*

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rockey44 16

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:26

hahahahahaha

silvercamaro 22

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:29

And yet another 1st comment is stolen by stupidity

AMcM_fml 21

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:26

Actually lol'd

CaptainSmith28 19

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:52

I am so proud of you.

HollyPolly 19

Tuesday 17 March 2015 19:25

can't believe you got that many thumbs down.... I found your comment rather funny.

tiredteenager 16

Tuesday 17 March 2015 20:28

#22, I wish that my dad said that to me when I was a child... *cries*

slingerslasher 24

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:10

For a second there I thought you wanted your dad to have said "actually lol'd" to you as a kid.

Zman2017 18

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:27

Wow......

slingerslasher 24

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:12

Gotta love the insightful "wow" that makes its way into every FML comment thread.

nana_star 27

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:27

Maybe it was hers.

ruxtain 15

Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:49

Dude, you made my day. lol

Liamj774 36

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:27

If she broke up with you for wearing whitey tightes I think you're okay to be honest

iamaweaome 12

Monday 9 November 2015 4:56

its tighty whities

WitEluded 13

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:27

Sorry OP, but I wanted to confess to everyone that my bio says comments are kinda my thing. After this weekend, I now know I was terribly, terribly wrong, and they are definitely cutycat136's thing, not mine.

Patriots21 14

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:33

Huh?

fuckedPriceless 17

Tuesday 17 March 2015 17:27

what the hell are you talking about?

cutycat136 28

Tuesday 17 March 2015 19:29

Haha thanks :D now you know :P no more comment competitions with me? ^_^

firelegend 17

Wednesday 18 March 2015 3:33

Did you guys know, there's a feature in FML called the private messages? Yes, that feature can just send your retarded messages to her while the readers/commenters don't get confused how your comment contributes to the FML.

Sandsh8rk 36

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:28

She's not worth it if she's dumping you for something as stupid as that. Something better will come along soon. FYL

upallnight11 19

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:29

Nothing wrong with being inspired by Walter White.

JuliaaNoelle 26

Tuesday 17 March 2015 21:52

First thing that came to my mind was Tom Cruise

Shazra 9

Saturday 21 March 2015 23:40

I'll be standing RIGHT HERE! In my tighty Walter whities.

thugling 9

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:29

Never change for someone keep wearing your whites tight

commanderstiff 19

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:30

If she would break up with you over something as insignificant as that, then maybe it's for the best.

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