Dealbreaker

By Anonymous - 17/03/2015 07:46

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 269
You deserved it 22 921

Same thing different taste

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Keep rockin' them and don't change who you are . She will be jealous when you find another girl who loves them ! Good luck OP

tiredteenager 16

#22, I wish that my dad said that to me when I was a child... *cries*

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can't believe you got that many thumbs down.... I found your comment rather funny.

tiredteenager 16

#22, I wish that my dad said that to me when I was a child... *cries*

For a second there I thought you wanted your dad to have said "actually lol'd" to you as a kid.

Gotta love the insightful "wow" that makes its way into every FML comment thread.

If she broke up with you for wearing whitey tightes I think you're okay to be honest

Sorry OP, but I wanted to confess to everyone that my bio says comments are kinda my thing. After this weekend, I now know I was terribly, terribly wrong, and they are definitely cutycat136's thing, not mine.

Haha thanks :D now you know :P no more comment competitions with me? ^_^

Did you guys know, there's a feature in FML called the private messages? Yes, that feature can just send your retarded messages to her while the readers/commenters don't get confused how your comment contributes to the FML.

She's not worth it if she's dumping you for something as stupid as that. Something better will come along soon. FYL

upallnight11 19

Nothing wrong with being inspired by Walter White.

JuliaaNoelle 26

First thing that came to my mind was Tom Cruise

I'll be standing RIGHT HERE! In my tighty Walter whities.

Never change for someone keep wearing your whites tight

If she would break up with you over something as insignificant as that, then maybe it's for the best.