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United States
1, 2, 3… FIRE!
Today, I walked out of my house wearing only boxers, only to be greeted by kids with paintball guns. FML
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ruined_suit
United States
Defense!
Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins were still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid ran out and shot me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and ruined my new suit. FML
walllflower
Saint Catharines, Canada
Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML
Anonymous
Get off my lawn!
Today, the police came to my house and arrested me. Why? The neighborhood kids thought it would be fun to hide behind my house and shoot at people with paintball guns. People saw it coming from my house and called the police. I was fired from work, due to missing it without notice. No excuses. FML
Anonymous
Noblesville, United States
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
nl4
Tel Aviv, Israel
Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML
Z
Australia
Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML
Josh
United States
Risky
Today, I thought it would be fun to join my friends for a game of paintball. I got shot in the same spot three times in a row. It turned out to be my own team, who mistook me for the enemy because I was wearing… camouflage. FML
awesomekidsmum
Canada
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
BOHICA123
Brighton, United States
Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for six hours. FML
clumsylobster
Perth, Australia
Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML
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unfortunate_13 5
blue balls!
SirBedevere 0
Should've torn off your boxers and charged at them.
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warlockplayer19 5
This comment will get 50 thumbs up
Iamnotmyself 17
Your ass will get 100 thumbs up it.
CallMeHush 0
Good thing those bruises go with darn near everything eh?
Iamnotmyself 17
That's why we as people of the world should be allowed to put landmines in our front yards.
genesisnirvana 11
8-then what happens when family is in your front yard?
Iamnotmyself 17
-12 They were annoying anyway.
Pixxio_O 11
At least it wasn't elderly with handbags full of bricks
YourEvilHero 12
track them down call their parents. theyll go from cocky to sad little kids.
Johnny2by4 0
OP never said they got hit with paintballs
pertained 12
the question is why...would you walk out in your underwear
ktateprado 0
Find out where they live. The next time they come out of their house, greet them with an AK.
kdawg360 0
That must have been awkward huh?
chuckychan 8
Wait was that the FML or are you implying that something else happened?
XxDrUnKeNGaMeRxX 0
thats an amazing pic bro
MisterDerp 0
Laaaaawwwwwlllll
stevienik 6
So then you played paintball with them right? I don't see how that's and FML...
EvilPotato 14
"good morning Mr.Johnson."
unfortunate_13 5
blue balls!
imustbeinsane 2
from the brusing and the paint
saraheve1188 5
*splat*
WellThatSucksMaj 0
Be happy you were wearing anything!!
loserman67 35
red, green and yellow balls as well plus a bullseye on the head of his pecker
juliaaalove 8
You must live in a very friendly neighborhood :)
Vash_41288 10
Yeah where was spider-man then :-(
sucessfultroll 18
why would you go with boxers only? you were just telling the kids to shoot you in the balls.
flagg1888 3
exactly!! if I were those kids and saw a man exit his house in his underwear I would commence firing
JTthePurpleNinja 5
I cringed.
SirBedevere 0
Should've torn off your boxers and charged at them.
Perdition 4
Being naked (usually) solves any issue in life.
44fifty 0
Minecraft ftw
paynee 0
Lmfao xD
bananaburger 0
Whip out your boxers of fury and do a battle cry!
Black_Letter 19
Time to sound the Battle Cry!
OB1CanBlowMe 3
I was one of those kids haha lol
airforce987 20
You were born in 1983 and still consider yourself a kid? (even if that comment wasn't a load of bs)
foxmatrix15 8
Aww did u get shot in your ******? Hope so! FYL
Majstr 23
Girls don't wear boxers.
yomommma 6
Girls can wear boxxxers
Iamnotmyself 17
-19 I smell a virgin in our midst.
Ldesu 0
27 I se-men what you did there.
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
I find it funny how women can wear men's clothing and it would be socially acceptable. Unfortunately for men, if we wear women's clothing, we get shunned from society.
LiveLaughFML 10
When a girl wears boy clothes she usually does it to be cute(: or is a Tomboy. when a boy wears girl clothing your options are limited.
Iamnotmyself 17
-38 not all men are shunned, like me! I wear bras and skirts all the time and my clients don't judge me!
blackbelt25 12
-57 Yeah well not in front you