1, 2, 3… FIRE!

By Username - 11/08/2011 04:53 - United States

Today, I walked out of my house wearing only boxers, only to be greeted by kids with paintball guns. FML
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SirBedevere 0

Should've torn off your boxers and charged at them.

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warlockplayer19 5

This comment will get 50 thumbs up

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CallMeHush 0

Good thing those bruises go with darn near everything eh?

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Iamnotmyself 17

That's why we as people of the world should be allowed to put landmines in our front yards.

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genesisnirvana 11

8-then what happens when family is in your front yard?

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Pixxio_O 11

At least it wasn't elderly with handbags full of bricks

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YourEvilHero 12

track them down call their parents. theyll go from cocky to sad little kids.

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Johnny2by4 0

OP never said they got hit with paintballs

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pertained 12

the question is why...would you walk out in your underwear

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ktateprado 0

Find out where they live. The next time they come out of their house, greet them with an AK.

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kdawg360 0

That must have been awkward huh?

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chuckychan 8

Wait was that the FML or are you implying that something else happened?

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stevienik 6

So then you played paintball with them right? I don't see how that's and FML...

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WellThatSucksMaj 0

Be happy you were wearing anything!!

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loserman67 35

red, green and yellow balls as well plus a bullseye on the head of his pecker

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juliaaalove 8

You must live in a very friendly neighborhood :)

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Vash_41288 10

Yeah where was spider-man then :-(

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sucessfultroll 18

why would you go with boxers only? you were just telling the kids to shoot you in the balls.

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flagg1888 3

exactly!! if I were those kids and saw a man exit his house in his underwear I would commence firing

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bananaburger 0

Whip out your boxers of fury and do a battle cry!

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OB1CanBlowMe 3

I was one of those kids haha lol

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airforce987 20

You were born in 1983 and still consider yourself a kid? (even if that comment wasn't a load of bs)

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foxmatrix15 8

Aww did u get shot in your ******? Hope so! FYL

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Majstr 23

Girls don't wear boxers.

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yomommma 6

Girls can wear boxxxers

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

I find it funny how women can wear men's clothing and it would be socially acceptable. Unfortunately for men, if we wear women's clothing, we get shunned from society.

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LiveLaughFML 10

When a girl wears boy clothes she usually does it to be cute(: or is a Tomboy. when a boy wears girl clothing your options are limited.

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Iamnotmyself 17

-38 not all men are shunned, like me! I wear bras and skirts all the time and my clients don't judge me!

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blackbelt25 12

-57 Yeah well not in front you

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