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United States
1, 2, 3… FIRE!
Today, I walked out of my house wearing only boxers, only to be greeted by kids with paintball guns. FML
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ruined_suit
United States
Defense!
Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins were still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid ran out and shot me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and ruined my new suit. FML
walllflower
Saint Catharines, Canada
Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML
Anonymous
Get off my lawn!
Today, the police came to my house and arrested me. Why? The neighborhood kids thought it would be fun to hide behind my house and shoot at people with paintball guns. People saw it coming from my house and called the police. I was fired from work, due to missing it without notice. No excuses. FML
Anonymous
Noblesville, United States
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
nl4
Tel Aviv, Israel
Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML
Z
Australia
Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML
Josh
United States
Risky
Today, I thought it would be fun to join my friends for a game of paintball. I got shot in the same spot three times in a row. It turned out to be my own team, who mistook me for the enemy because I was wearing… camouflage. FML
awesomekidsmum
Canada
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
BOHICA123
Brighton, United States
Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for six hours. FML
clumsylobster
Perth, Australia
Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML
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unfortunate_13 5
blue balls!
SirBedevere 0
Should've torn off your boxers and charged at them.
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doolflex 1
I love paintball
Wicked361 8
in my neighborhood if you walked out in just boxers they would have called the cops on you and wouldn't help you from the kids with paint ball guns.... consider yourself lucky
Paintballer4life 1
lol I didn't think of seeing you on here sir.. how are the welts
CadetLOL 0
Wear clothes. Your fault. YDI
Lil_Kyron200 0
Should have put your hands on your hips, look to the sky on your left, and just take it like a man.
kduubb 7
ahh that shit hurts /:
shamille 5
Who cares, they're just kids. If they're little, tackle them and wrestle the guns away. If they're big, threaten to call the cops. Frickin kids think they can just paintball anyone...
beaker38 5
you sir should invest in a real gun put blacks in it and shoot back at them
lifesabitcchh 0
You should sue because they shot you and you weren't wearing the proper safety equipment and they could be charged for attempted murder
Uniquebutthesame 4
Be prepared!!