About Sirbedevere
"If you want something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse." Things you need to know: I hate most people. Especially you. If you don't like metal I'll probably think less of you. I love it when I can talk shit and get away with it. I watch violence for fun. Xbox, guitar, and cars are my hobbies. I'll probably correct you if you say something stupid or grammatically incorrect. If you come back with something to make me look bad, I'll win the argument. I don't give a shit if you thumb down my comment. I only use the app for iPhone, because I don't have that much of a fuck to give to use the website. Things you don't need to know: Where I really live. Why I'm such a cynical, twisted, and fucked up person. My real age. My real name. My cause. My purpose. Also... Trollz4DaLulz DocBastard FYLDeep Mirobo every1luvsboners Perdix IAmScrubs These are all good people.
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Sirbedevere's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Sirbedevere's favorite FMLs
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