"If you want something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse."
Things you need to know:
I hate most people. Especially you.
If you don't like metal I'll probably think less of you.
I love it when I can talk shit and get away with it.
I watch violence for fun.
Xbox, guitar, and cars are my hobbies.
I'll probably correct you if you say something stupid or grammatically incorrect.
If you come back with something to make me look bad, I'll win the argument.
I don't give a shit if you thumb down my comment.
I only use the app for iPhone, because I don't have that much of a fuck to give to use the website.
Things you don't need to know:
Where I really live.
Why I'm such a cynical, twisted, and fucked up person.
My real age.
My real name.
My cause.
My purpose.
Also...
Trollz4DaLulz
DocBastard
FYLDeep
Mirobo
every1luvsboners
Perdix
IAmScrubs
These are all good people.
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern. -
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list! -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By stellarshaun /
Friday 16 January 2009 22:10 /
United States
