Kids, Painful and Gun control: 1, 2, 3… FIRE! - FML

1, 2, 3… FIRE!

By Username - 11/08/2011 04:53 - United States

Today, I walked out of my house wearing only boxers, only to be greeted by kids with paintball guns. FML

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By ruined_suit - 17/04/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins were still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid ran out and shot me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and ruined my new suit. FML

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By walllflower - 08/02/2015 19:46 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML

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Get off my lawn!

By Anonymous - 29/08/2020 14:09

Today, the police came to my house and arrested me. Why? The neighborhood kids thought it would be fun to hide behind my house and shoot at people with paintball guns. People saw it coming from my house and called the police. I was fired from work, due to missing it without notice. No excuses. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 18:39 - United States - Noblesville

Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML

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By nl4 - 01/11/2013 23:55 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML

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By Z - 26/11/2012 10:26 - Australia

Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML

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Risky

By Josh - 13/10/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I thought it would be fun to join my friends for a game of paintball. I got shot in the same spot three times in a row. It turned out to be my own team, who mistook me for the enemy because I was wearing… camouflage. FML

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By awesomekidsmum - 18/09/2011 01:20 - Canada

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

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By BOHICA123 - 08/10/2013 02:08 - United States - Brighton

Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for 6 hours. FML

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By clumsylobster - 13/10/2014 21:33 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML

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Top comments

unfortunate_13 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 12:07

blue balls!

SirBedevere 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 12:19

Should've torn off your boxers and charged at them.

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OneBigMessUp 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 12:29

Ouch!

joshswensoon15 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 12:35

Op you my friend should take revenge!

catharsis5 9

Thursday 11 August 2011 12:36

It could be worse. You could be wearing a very expensive outfit.

thisguyy12 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 10:51

You must not be a guy

catharsis5 9

Tuesday 11 October 2011 8:03

I'm a girl... a very practical and tomboyish girl but a girl nonetheless. You want to check out my makeup collection?

Legendslayer222 26

Thursday 11 August 2011 12:42

Just make a bazooka that shoots whole tins of paint as projectiles. After being smacked in the face by a tin and being soaked in paint, they will not bother you again!

StopDropNRoll 11

Thursday 11 August 2011 13:18

I hope that's cause they're scared not because they're swimming with the fishes :s.

Gruv3r14 1

Thursday 11 August 2011 21:00

GIANT PVC CANNON!

LizzJizz 16

Thursday 11 August 2011 12:45

Lol hey atleast there was no way in hell they could ruin ur clothes if ya didnt have anything on really aside from the boxers

WHITE3TIGER 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 13:10

paintballs don't ruin clothes they come out with water scense all paint balls are water based so if he was in a suit all he had to do was wash it and he be fine

yourlifesfucked 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 14:48

Except if he were in nice clothing, ie a suit, there's a good chance it would be dry clean only. Yeeeaaah...

Petal23 11

Thursday 11 August 2011 13:12

my guess is that you do this on a regular basis and that the neighbourhood kids finally had enough and decided to retaliate. after all, there is a limit to how much one has to look at unappealing bodies.

laurenzo16 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 13:13

Where were you going with JUST your boxers on!?

lokrar789 7

Thursday 11 August 2011 14:40

Ur pic goes well with your ccomment

Black_Letter 19

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:48

I think he was going to the local IHOP.

AlejandraaxD 0

Friday 12 August 2011 0:11

To get the mail, of course.

swasticop 0

Friday 12 August 2011 3:59

26- the gas station, totally

deathtrap 0

Friday 12 August 2011 5:28

he was going to bone the neighbors wife. also known as the kids mother.

dumaz 2

Thursday 11 August 2011 13:27

time to get the glock out

perdix 29

Thursday 11 August 2011 14:00

Exposing yourself to a bunch of kids will be considered more serious crime than the assault on you.

dumaz 2

Saturday 13 August 2011 7:58

Thats not what I meant ??

haiu2323 10

Thursday 11 August 2011 13:39

You set yourself up, dude...their intelligence has studied your habits for the last few months and it's action time! hopefully none hit your balls!

hillary6 15

Thursday 11 August 2011 14:21

Unlucky

beetboxboy 9

Friday 12 August 2011 6:18

Yeeeaaaaahhh

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