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United States
1, 2, 3… FIRE!
Today, I walked out of my house wearing only boxers, only to be greeted by kids with paintball guns. FML
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ruined_suit
United States
Defense!
Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins were still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid ran out and shot me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and ruined my new suit. FML
walllflower
Saint Catharines, Canada
Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML
Anonymous
Get off my lawn!
Today, the police came to my house and arrested me. Why? The neighborhood kids thought it would be fun to hide behind my house and shoot at people with paintball guns. People saw it coming from my house and called the police. I was fired from work, due to missing it without notice. No excuses. FML
Anonymous
Noblesville, United States
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
nl4
Tel Aviv, Israel
Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML
Z
Australia
Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML
Josh
United States
Risky
Today, I thought it would be fun to join my friends for a game of paintball. I got shot in the same spot three times in a row. It turned out to be my own team, who mistook me for the enemy because I was wearing… camouflage. FML
awesomekidsmum
Canada
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
BOHICA123
Brighton, United States
Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for six hours. FML
clumsylobster
Perth, Australia
Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML
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unfortunate_13 5
blue balls!
SirBedevere 0
Should've torn off your boxers and charged at them.
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OneBigMessUp 5
Ouch!
joshswensoon15 0
Op you my friend should take revenge!
catharsis5 9
It could be worse. You could be wearing a very expensive outfit.
thisguyy12 0
You must not be a guy
catharsis5 9
I'm a girl... a very practical and tomboyish girl but a girl nonetheless. You want to check out my makeup collection?
Legendslayer222 26
Just make a bazooka that shoots whole tins of paint as projectiles. After being smacked in the face by a tin and being soaked in paint, they will not bother you again!
StopDropNRoll 11
I hope that's cause they're scared not because they're swimming with the fishes :s.
Gruv3r14 1
GIANT PVC CANNON!
LizzJizz 16
Lol hey atleast there was no way in hell they could ruin ur clothes if ya didnt have anything on really aside from the boxers
WHITE3TIGER 0
paintballs don't ruin clothes they come out with water scense all paint balls are water based so if he was in a suit all he had to do was wash it and he be fine
yourlifesfucked 0
Except if he were in nice clothing, ie a suit, there's a good chance it would be dry clean only. Yeeeaaah...
Petal23 11
my guess is that you do this on a regular basis and that the neighbourhood kids finally had enough and decided to retaliate. after all, there is a limit to how much one has to look at unappealing bodies.
laurenzo16 0
Where were you going with JUST your boxers on!?
lokrar789 7
Ur pic goes well with your ccomment
Black_Letter 19
I think he was going to the local IHOP.
AlejandraaxD 0
To get the mail, of course.
swasticop 0
26- the gas station, totally
deathtrap 0
he was going to bone the neighbors wife. also known as the kids mother.
dumaz 2
time to get the glock out
perdix 29
Exposing yourself to a bunch of kids will be considered more serious crime than the assault on you.
dumaz 2
Thats not what I meant ??
haiu2323 10
You set yourself up, dude...their intelligence has studied your habits for the last few months and it's action time! hopefully none hit your balls!
hillary6 15
Unlucky
beetboxboy 9
Yeeeaaaaahhh