Kids, Painful Gun control 1, 2, 3… FIRE!

1, 2, 3… FIRE!

Username - 11/08/2011 04:53 - United States

Today, I walked out of my house wearing only boxers, only to be greeted by kids with paintball guns. FML

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ruined_suit - 17/04/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins were still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid ran out and shot me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and ruined my new suit. FML

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walllflower - 08/02/2015 19:46 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML

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Anonymous - 29/08/2020 14:09

Today, the police came to my house and arrested me. Why? The neighborhood kids thought it would be fun to hide behind my house and shoot at people with paintball guns. People saw it coming from my house and called the police. I was fired from work, due to missing it without notice. No excuses. FML

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Anonymous - 12/06/2013 18:39 - United States - Noblesville

Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML

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nl4 - 01/11/2013 23:55 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML

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Z - 26/11/2012 10:26 - Australia

Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML

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Josh - 13/10/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I thought it would be fun to join my friends for a game of paintball. I got shot in the same spot three times in a row. It turned out to be my own team, who mistook me for the enemy because I was wearing… camouflage. FML

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awesomekidsmum - 18/09/2011 01:20 - Canada

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

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BOHICA123 - 08/10/2013 02:08 - United States - Brighton

Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for six hours. FML

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clumsylobster - 13/10/2014 21:33 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML

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Thursday 11 August 2011 12:07

blue balls!

SirBedevere 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 12:19

Should've torn off your boxers and charged at them.

big_boi_rollin 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 14:21

Thats when you say " im not afraid...to take a stand...every body...comr take my hand"

lokrar789 7

Thursday 11 August 2011 14:38

It could have been worse. U could have had a massive boner durin it all and got a shot strait to the dipsy stick

ceddyz17 10

Thursday 11 August 2011 14:44

protect the mc nuggets

Black_Letter 19

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:46

So...Why did you walk outside with only your boxers on? YDI.

calvin10 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 16:24

wear some damn pants will ya??

Tylerdre 6

Thursday 11 August 2011 16:26

What is he pedobear?!

GirlEatsBoy26 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 16:31

If I walked out in just my underwear, all of my elderly neighbors would start praying to the Lord for my mercy!

beetboxboy 9

Friday 12 August 2011 6:19

What would your teenage neighbors do?

thatgirl345 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 16:58

..........ouch.

Zhu8 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 17:34

Disarm them and neath them with the canisters, unless you're out of shape.

cybermolly10 7

Thursday 11 August 2011 17:43

At least they didn't ruin your outfit.

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