By awesomekidsmum - 18/09/2011 01:20 - Canada

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
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Just be glad you got to him right away. Sounded like he was about to fuck some bitches up.

sickest fml ever

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sickest fml ever

THIS. IS. AWESOME!!!

Dayum. At least he was wearing protection.

Ahhh I love this!!! Story to tell when he gets older!

Most of the time the comments on an FML are funnier than the FML itself. But in this case, the FML is outstanding on it's own.

That isn't an FML that's hilarious! If I had a kid and he did that I'd give em' a high five and maybe some ice cream.

This is a sick FML in the aspect of this kid being fucking amazing.

Hey OP, this is called childhood.

I know, Really! Your kid is funny & probably has a future as a director. Lightent up, this is no FML more of a JATD or MLIA.

no this is MADNESS!!

I like all the references to sport and movies. This must be a product placers dream

Just be glad you got to him right away. Sounded like he was about to fuck some bitches up.

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Your son is awesome. I'll bet there's never a dull moment with him around.

Dude, your neighbours suck.

If your son grows up to be anything like G.B., he won't have much trouble with the ladies.