By awesomekidsmum - 18/09/2011 01:20 - Canada

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
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FYLDeep 25

Just be glad you got to him right away. Sounded like he was about to **** some bitches up.

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enonymous 8

THIS. IS. AWESOME!!!

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Dayum. At least he was wearing protection.

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yougotapes 7

Ahhh I love this!!! Story to tell when he gets older!

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Most of the time the comments on an FML are funnier than the FML itself. But in this case, the FML is outstanding on it's own.

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WOLFEYES72 2

That isn't an FML that's hilarious! If I had a kid and he did that I'd give em' a high five and maybe some ice cream.

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lajaynay 15

This is a sick FML in the aspect of this kid being ******* amazing.

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22cute 17

I know, Really! Your kid is funny & probably has a future as a director. Lightent up, this is no FML more of a JATD or MLIA.

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xlord 27

I like all the references to sport and movies. This must be a product placers dream

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FYLDeep 25

Just be glad you got to him right away. Sounded like he was about to **** some bitches up.

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ZebulonPike 8

Let's try to make this comment the most thumbed-down of any FML comment! Please thumb this comment down!

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PeteyPablo12308 20

Your son is awesome. I'll bet there's never a dull moment with him around.

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kaylee777 0

Dude, your neighbours suck.

GRRSOM 7

If your son grows up to be anything like G.B., he won't have much trouble with the ladies.

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