By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49
All the FMLs
By Kendall14159 - 22/05/2016 02:14 - United States - Jacksonville
By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich
By Kaibel - 21/05/2016 21:39 - United States - Los Angeles
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By sastgamer - 21/05/2016 17:46 - United States - Minneapolis
By proud parent - 21/05/2016 16:03 - United States - San Antonio
By xoxo_retailslave420_xoxo - 21/05/2016 12:57 - Australia - Parramatta
By chronic masticator - 21/05/2016 11:51 - United States
Little darling
By Anonymous - 21/05/2016 04:27 - Australia - Clayton
By FuckingDone - 20/05/2016 23:08 - United States - Enterprise
By N - 20/05/2016 20:22 - United States - Glenwood Springs
Pipe down, Brenda
By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 19:38 - United States - San Antonio
By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 16:05 - United States - Las Vegas
Bass Pro Shop
By superfreak6 - 20/05/2016 13:25 - United States - New Orleans
By ShandiPandiDerp - 20/05/2016 12:12 - United States
By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 11:29 - United States - Westwood
By Kakapo4Ever - 20/05/2016 09:01 - United Kingdom - Abingdon
Kakapo4Ever tells us more.
This is OP here. Firstly, I live in Oxfordshire, England as of now but I used to live in Singapore, which is tropical, so geckos were everywhere, inside and out - especially as our house had a relatively wild and unkempt garden. They weren't any trouble at all and the only ways of keeping them out of the house were cruel, so yeah they were just all over the walls and floors. This is when the FML happened. Secondly, it's not outlandish to assume someone may have dropped a bit of food on the floor is it? Surely more likely than a ******* gecko head. And yes I agree the true FML is for the gecko...twas a tragic night :(
By aireeahna - 20/05/2016 06:04 - United States - Cedar Rapids
By TicketMePink - 20/05/2016 05:57 - United States
Don't take medical advice from teachers
By pain - 20/05/2016 04:23 - United States - San Francisco
By No thanks - 20/05/2016 00:06 - United States
By bruised - 19/05/2016 20:54 - Australia - Sydney
By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville
By smidgit - 19/05/2016 17:32
By TotallyDeservedIt - 19/05/2016 17:19 - United States - Midlothian
By Anonymous - 19/05/2016 13:48 - United States - Schnecksville
By nykkymcallister - 19/05/2016 03:07 - United States - Baltimore
nykkymcallister tells us more.
This is my FML!! I'm honestly surprised it got published. To add more to this, me and my husband both got smart watched (no not Apple watches) because I had gotten one and he wanted to steal it so I got him one too. I said that we should go around our yard and act like we're in a James Bond movie and he agreed. The neighbors didn't know it was us which is why the cops were called. No charges were pressed and my neighbors were fine with us being in their bushes after we told them what we were doing and they even wanted to join us lol. Thank you for all the nice comments!
By Ants everywhere but my pants - 19/05/2016 02:35 - United States - Sun City Center
By sociallyawkward - 19/05/2016 01:52 - United States - Atlanta
By soccerswim20 - 19/05/2016 00:46 - United States - Coatesville
soccerswim20 tells us more.
Yes, we did all get to retake the exam. Our principal called the College Board and told them what happened, and they said we could either skip the section in the now sealed book wait until the next testing date. We decided to wait and took a different version of the test. And the second time our school counselor proctored so there were no problems! So moral of the story, if something the test proctor is telling you seems wrong, SPEAK UP.
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Hey guys, OP here! Let me give you guys a little back story on the situation: I found out about this because I went on holiday with my best friend, which meant I would be leaving home for the first time WITHOUT my parents ever. On the sixth day, my face broke out horribly and I was feeling very nauseas. When my parents called to check up on me (since I was away in another state) I told them I had been feeling sick all day. One thing led to another, and they eventually confessed what they have been doing all these years (I'm 17 now). My reaction? Yeah, I was pretty pissed off. I hung up on my parents and literally threw my phone against the bed. The sad thing is, when I get really mad I cry, so there were a lot of tears involved as well. I've never had a real boyfriend or anything like that, so I have no idea why they did this. I'm going to see a doctor once I get back home, but until then, I'm going to ignore the calls and texts my parents send me. Thank you guys for all the support c':