Animals: Sorry Stuart…

Sorry Stuart…

By connor1701 - 27/02/2017 20:00

Today, I went to put my coat on to go out. I put my hand in my pocket, not knowing there was a mouse sleeping in there. I squeezed it, it bit me and ran off. FML

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By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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You deserved it 1 087

By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:04 - United States - Louisville

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

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You deserved it 3 729

By killer - 17/07/2010 14:54 - United States

Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 841

You deserved it 8 119

By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 898

You deserved it 4 044

Sorry Mr Nibbles

By JustMyLuck - 06/09/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 013

You deserved it 52 255

Sobering

By TheLivingDeadTree - 19/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML

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You deserved it 107

Spooky

By mike - 11/03/2011 18:34 - United States

Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 591

You deserved it 7 164

By GrahamCracker - 21/05/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was taking a final exam and I reached into my pocket to get out a pencil. I felt this thing in my pocket so I got it out and put it on the desk. At first I thought it was a leaf but then it started kicking and trying to run around. It was a cockroach. It had been living in my pocket. FML

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You deserved it 8 944

By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 517

You deserved it 28 648

By AquaKelly - 24/12/2014 01:48 - United States - Newark

Today, I set a trap to catch a mouse that ran across my foot. Not only did the trap shut on my finger twice, but I watched the mouse run over the trap without it snapping shut. I guess I have a new roommate. FML

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You deserved it 4 767

dabomsht123 3

Monday 27 February 2017 20:12

Poor mouse!! That's a rough way to be woke up!! Imagine if a giant hand squeezed u while u were sleeping in a warm dark place. Lol

jdogg1971 0

Monday 27 February 2017 20:05

Go to a doctor it might carry a disease

Comments

mackdeezy 22

Monday 27 February 2017 20:01

If you woke me up in such a way, I'm not sure I'd bite you, but I would hurt you.

jdogg1971 0

Monday 27 February 2017 20:05

Go to a doctor it might carry a disease

bahamit 18

Monday 27 February 2017 21:13

Hps is a bad one carried by mice, can be fatal, go get checked, have blood work done... definitely get checked...

dabomsht123 3

Monday 27 February 2017 20:12

Poor mouse!! That's a rough way to be woke up!! Imagine if a giant hand squeezed u while u were sleeping in a warm dark place. Lol

s2kname 9

Monday 27 February 2017 21:02

well it sounds a lot like a ****** so pretty happy is my answer

Mooglefox 23

Monday 27 February 2017 20:32

AlwYs knew Mickey was a bitter.

Cali 54

Tuesday 28 February 2017 17:57

Walt Disney never gave him fair compensation! And don't even get me started on Jerry...

jcash52426 5

Monday 27 February 2017 20:38

What did you think was in your pocket that you were squeezing?

cakefete2 30

Monday 27 February 2017 20:53

Mickey Mouse made a squeaky clean get away. At least you have good taste in outerwear.

Hippo_Holiday 19

Tuesday 28 February 2017 3:05

And do I get to tend the rabbits? Yes lennie ya do.

emischeve 12

Friday 3 March 2017 4:43

The end to that was so sad

Unfuckwittable 2

Wednesday 1 March 2017 11:09

You must be filthy to have rat in your clothes

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