Sorry Stuart…

By connor1701 - 27/02/2017 20:00

Today, I went to put my coat on to go out. I put my hand in my pocket, not knowing there was a mouse sleeping in there. I squeezed it, it bit me and ran off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 6 308
You deserved it 628

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Poor mouse!! That's a rough way to be woke up!! Imagine if a giant hand squeezed u while u were sleeping in a warm dark place. Lol

Go to a doctor it might carry a disease

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If you woke me up in such a way, I'm not sure I'd bite you, but I would hurt you.

Go to a doctor it might carry a disease

Hps is a bad one carried by mice, can be fatal, go get checked, have blood work done... definitely get checked...

Poor mouse!! That's a rough way to be woke up!! Imagine if a giant hand squeezed u while u were sleeping in a warm dark place. Lol

well it sounds a lot like a vagina so pretty happy is my answer

AlwYs knew Mickey was a bitter.

Walt Disney never gave him fair compensation! And don't even get me started on Jerry...

What did you think was in your pocket that you were squeezing?

Mickey Mouse made a squeaky clean get away. At least you have good taste in outerwear.

And do I get to tend the rabbits? Yes lennie ya do.

The end to that was so sad

You must be filthy to have rat in your clothes