By Anonymous - 02/03/2016 05:06 - United States - Miami
ALL FML
Sizing up
By tinyfeet - 02/03/2016 03:15 - New Zealand
By Baegel - 02/03/2016 01:52 - United States - Havertown
By M1CHA3L_MY3RZ - 02/03/2016 01:22 - United States
M1CHA3L_MY3RZ app_comment_confession_title
By loser - 02/03/2016 00:20 - United Kingdom - Leeds
A shooting waiting to happen
By Never Been Arrested - 01/03/2016 21:44 - United States - State College
By chipsotopher - 01/03/2016 19:14 - Canada - Ottawa
chipsotopher app_comment_confession_title
Hi everyone, OP here. Never thought this would get posted. I think the worst part of what happened was that only my teacher one fiend and myself seemed to have noticed. We stared at each other in silence for a bit before I asked my teacher if I could go walk it off. He let me.
By thesixth - 01/03/2016 19:07 - Kenya
Knight
By Racked - 01/03/2016 18:00 - United States - Corpus Christi
Go for it, Susan!
By NotHungryAnymore - 01/03/2016 15:46 - United States - Rochester
By Puddlepop - 01/03/2016 09:20 - United States - Santa Cruz
By Judgeisalwaysright - 01/03/2016 08:57 - United States - Chesterfield
Beep beep
By why does the world hate me - 01/03/2016 06:23 - Canada - Toronto
By kfeath1 - 01/03/2016 05:36
kfeath1 app_comment_confession_title
Wow! This is my FML and I can't get over the number of comments! What happened was my staph infection was on the inside of my body...to look at me I looked absolutely normal. I didn't handle any food, just sat people at their tables. So those of you who are judging...relax; no contamination was given. And I had a port in my arm that I had hidden, but couldn't pull my sleeve down over because it was so big. As for the lady, she just wanted something to complain about. She saw the spots where the port had been and just wanted to complain about it. My manager should have stood up for me, but he didn't and instead decided to tell me that a person complained and I needed to heed what she said. It was a ridiculous time and I'm glad I'm healthy again.
Cool cool cool
By Anonymous - 29/02/2016 22:56 - United States - San Bruno
By well damn - 29/02/2016 22:17 - United States - Columbus
Pregnancy woes
By Spraylady - 29/02/2016 21:45 - United Kingdom
By cutiecuppiecakez - 29/02/2016 21:04 - United States - San Francisco
By Sir Anon - 29/02/2016 20:18 - United States - Champlin
By elguapo3745 - 29/02/2016 18:20 - United States - Louisville
elguapo3745 app_comment_confession_title
By PizzaPants - 29/02/2016 18:12 - United States - Denver
By wellthisisbad - 29/02/2016 12:27 - United States - Boynton Beach
By geekpower - 29/02/2016 09:59 - United Kingdom - Oxford
geekpower_fml app_comment_confession_title
OP here to answer a few questions that have come up. I spent the whole time inching away but she didn't seem to realise there was anything wrong. Also no I did not call her out because she was 10 years older than me, twice my size both vertically and horizontally, and accompanied by her husband. Also I'm a coward and socially awkward and tend to avoid confrontation wherever possible. Seats at the TEDx were assigned and I paid for nice stall seats, I wasn't going to move. Even if I wanted to, the place was packed with 1800 people so there was nowhere to go. To whoever said she wasn't interested in the conference, it seems like she was. It was actually quite annoying because she kept making comments out loud throughout the talks: "Cool!", "Wow!", "Who'd have guessed?!". Which in itself is rude because talks are about listening and not interfering with the experience people around you are having. Any other questions, feel free to ask!
By killme - 29/02/2016 07:00 - Canada - Belleville
Pure class
By Scarred4lyfe - 28/02/2016 22:32 - United States - Fort Lauderdale
By thatsucks - 28/02/2016 20:49 - United States - Seattle
By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom
By blarghhhh - 28/02/2016 14:58 - United States - Owosso
By PoorForever - 28/02/2016 13:53 - Australia - Heritage Park
By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 11:06 - United States - Maryville
Keywords
yeah she apologized after I pulled my license out and proved it to her. then she just had this blank stare on her face. lmao I hear something about my name at least once a day, most the time it's stupid but there have been some good ones on occasion